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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:14 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 715
Posted By theguitarist
hey man, lots of people bum each other these days...

hey man, lots of people bum each other these days so it is quite normal. boot humping is still very niche so it is still in weird fetish territory.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:02 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 715
Posted By theguitarist
wow you pervs will get off on just the boots huh

wow you pervs will get off on just the boots huh
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:00 PM
Replies: 40
Poll: Internet
Views: 644
Posted By theguitarist
innanet. yeh.

innanet.


yeh.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:55 AM
Replies: 40
Poll: Internet
Views: 644
Posted By theguitarist
depends how landan I'm being with my accent that...

depends how landan I'm being with my accent that day.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:54 AM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
Only if I'm using water based rather than...

Only if I'm using water based rather than silicone. Though, in the morning I am too numb to notice and my pain tolerance is pretty high anyway so I just roll my eyes and pop it out when I wake up in...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:39 AM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
happens far too often since P-spot stuff is best...

happens far too often since P-spot stuff is best if you shove a vibrating toy up there, relax and let it do it's thing for 15+ minutes. since I usually do such stuff after having a shower and just...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:25 AM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
I woke up after 3 hours sleep with a butt toy in...

I woke up after 3 hours sleep with a butt toy in my butt still and my pillow smelling of vanilla, which I presume was from the vanilla vodka I was drinking.


It tastes like cream soda when you put...
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:58 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
you are eating a former living thing you should...

you are eating a former living thing you should appreciate it's flesh at it's purest with no other flavour distracting you.

or something. i haven't quite worked out the preach lines for being a...
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
should be fine by itself. a good meat shouldn't...

should be fine by itself. a good meat shouldn't need 'fixing' with sauces to make it perfect. just look at beef and pork.


i eat fried tuna steaks with just a bit of salt and pepper when I am in the...
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:50 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
it's okay but just dry

it's okay but just dry
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:48 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
have you ever really sniffed some poop? I'm not...

have you ever really sniffed some poop?

I'm not talking general air, like proper smell it.


next time you wipe give the tissue a sniff.

there's your answer.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:37 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
looks like a chunky bit of doner meat tbh. would...

looks like a chunky bit of doner meat tbh.

would eat in a pitta with some garlic sauce, chilli sauce, all salad (actually, no tomato or whole green chilli pepper mate, ta) and some chips on top
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:33 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
I have not seen this particular image. or recall...

I have not seen this particular image. or recall seeing it.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:26 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
ohohohohoho

ohohohohoho
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:15 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
yeah i felt bad and bought them something off...

yeah i felt bad and bought them something off their gift registry because I am drunk and have memorised all of my credit card numbers a long time ago
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:07 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
wait, we were cool?

wait, we were cool?
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:06 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
pls don't yeah. it's not cool.

pls don't yeah. it's not cool.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:01 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
oh holy shit wow they have a wedding...

oh holy shit wow they have a wedding site.


edit: sam if you see this, legitimately i am not trying to be a dick, i'm just a curious person and investigate nearly everyone and you can take it as...
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 09:47 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
shits been deleted, he may have realised it was...

shits been deleted, he may have realised it was accessible himself.


edit: actually you could just search for his google plus profile and see if you can guess who it is.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 09:41 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
-_-

-_-
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 09:40 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,222
Posted By theguitarist
it was snazz stealth mod trollin the users

it was snazz

stealth mod trollin the users
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 09:38 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
Is english your first language?

Is english your first language?
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 09:36 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
wow also did you know that I've seen what his...

wow



also did you know that I've seen what his fiancee looks like after doing a bit of digging

ima say no comment because being single I should not comment on others partner's physical appearance.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 09:32 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
again, not sure if trolling or stupid. where in...

again, not sure if trolling or stupid.


where in my post did it infer that you weren't a furry



you know, I'm just going to take you face value as an imbecile, since that is the most sensible...
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 09:27 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 181
Posted By theguitarist
no.

no.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 08:37 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
oh my ****ing god. i am about to put my fist...

oh my ****ing god.

i am about to put my fist through this screen.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 08:36 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
and HOLY SHIT NO. IT'S ZOT FROM COMIC ART...

and HOLY SHIT NO. IT'S ZOT FROM COMIC ART THEORIST HERO SCOTT MCCLOUD'S MASTERPIECE "ZOT!" GRAPHIC NOVEL.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 08:34 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
Because I am power mad and I am not in the mood...

Because I am power mad and I am not in the mood for your vague possibly-super-trolling / possibly-simple posts that invariably bring up furries and their goings on


i mean people only provoke you...
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 08:25 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
yeah but this is 2014 and nerds are cool

yeah but this is 2014 and nerds are cool
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 08:24 PM
Replies: 33,309
Views: 287,253
Posted By theguitarist
WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP.

WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP.
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