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Forum: The Pit 09-12-2014, 08:27 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,037
Posted By Guodlca
I don't want to spend 9 minutes watching that...

I don't want to spend 9 minutes watching that human toilet. But as much as he is a douche, the girls who stick around listening to that are as well, so I guess he's not doing much harm.
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2014, 08:23 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,145
Posted By Guodlca
It takes 10 minutes of invested time for somebody...

It takes 10 minutes of invested time for somebody to learn where the clitoris is and some common sense to stimulate it in a non painful manner. It doesn't hurt to spend more than 10 minutes, though....
Forum: The Pit 09-09-2014, 01:24 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 538
Posted By Guodlca
At first I thought this was Roundabout, then I...

At first I thought this was Roundabout, then I enjoyed the animation and the song.
Forum: The Pit 09-06-2014, 03:41 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 866
Posted By Guodlca
I dreamt that George Clooney was teaching me how...

I dreamt that George Clooney was teaching me how to be a sniper. I can't recall if it was a real war situation or just recreative sniping.
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 03:42 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,718
Posted By Guodlca
Wot, I have yet to see somebody hold his/her dick...

Wot, I have yet to see somebody hold his/her dick in public :D
This said, I have to adjust my testicles rather frequently when sitting down while wearing anything not baggy, because my underpants...
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2014, 02:09 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 638
Posted By Guodlca
My favourite songs are over 20 minutes long.

My favourite songs are over 20 minutes long.
Forum: The Pit 09-02-2014, 03:20 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,000
Posted By Guodlca
Softest it can be, I dislike crust and any hard...

Softest it can be, I dislike crust and any hard bakery products really.
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 05:02 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 789
Posted By Guodlca
My bottom is moderately hairy. I don't complain...

My bottom is moderately hairy. I don't complain though, lets me fart silently every time. Actually, I don't recall farting loudly without trying.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 06:57 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 583
Posted By Guodlca
I always seed to at least the ratio of 1, except...

I always seed to at least the ratio of 1, except if there are 100 other seeders and 1-2 leeches and it would take years to get to that ratio anyway.

OT: you should definitely put a speed limit on...
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 02:28 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,270
Posted By Guodlca
I'd add a story to this. Somebody broke into my...

I'd add a story to this. Somebody broke into my cousin's apartment. They took money from his wallet and a few valuables, but did not take his laptop or his ~ 1500 camera, both of the latter were on...
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 11:25 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,270
Posted By Guodlca
I do at home, but the chances of a theft here are...

I do at home, but the chances of a theft here are so minimal that I could probably leave the garage door open the whole day.
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2014, 01:56 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 3,012
Posted By Guodlca
I enjoy most of his gaming videos I've watched. I...

I enjoy most of his gaming videos I've watched. I understand how many people find him annoying and he might be overrated, but I still think he's good at what he does.
Forum: The Pit 08-18-2014, 06:29 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 1,757
Posted By Guodlca
I sport a beard, resulting in often being...

I sport a beard, resulting in often being mistaken to be in mid-twenties, I'm 20.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 08:50 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 666
Posted By Guodlca
I internet ~ 4 hours a day, but total computer...

I internet ~ 4 hours a day, but total computer time is usually over 6h, occasionally all day.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 08:43 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 2,009
Posted By Guodlca
I don't think I can name more than 1 that I've...

I don't think I can name more than 1 that I've been in, and that would be McDonald's. I most probably have been in other ones, but not enough times to remember the name.
I remember one served pasta...
Forum: The Pit 08-16-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 3,547
Posted By Guodlca
I've been laughing through the whole 69 posts,...

I've been laughing through the whole 69 posts, excellent work ts :haha:
Forum: The Pit 08-11-2014, 02:48 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,349
Posted By Guodlca
INTJ, not the first time with the same result.

INTJ, not the first time with the same result.
Forum: The Pit 08-11-2014, 02:29 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 860
Posted By Guodlca
I don't have to test for that, intro for sure.

I don't have to test for that, intro for sure.
Forum: The Pit 08-11-2014, 12:20 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 574
Posted By Guodlca
I literally laughed my ass off, it's so funny....

I literally laughed my ass off, it's so funny. 10/10.
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 05:12 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 484
Posted By Guodlca
I don't know what any of this is, but I clicked...

I don't know what any of this is, but I clicked method man.
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 03:08 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,822
Posted By Guodlca
I read lots of "can"s,...

I read lots of "can"s, "perhaps"es and "could"s in there.
Which other universe is it moving into? I must have missed when they found a few.
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 03:03 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 687
Posted By Guodlca
My food moved from the stomach upwards a little...

My food moved from the stomach upwards a little bit and I do not dare to watch the whole video.
Forum: The Pit 08-07-2014, 06:34 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,262
Posted By Guodlca
Actually, I don't like the thing she does with...

Actually, I don't like the thing she does with her voice. I would hold her hand though.
Forum: The Pit 08-05-2014, 02:07 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 901
Posted By Guodlca
-get a master's degree -find a partner -work...

-get a master's degree
-find a partner
-work somewhere where at least some research is involved besides routine
-not have kids (this might change, but I can't feel it happening at the moment)
-should...
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 09:10 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 862
Posted By Guodlca
19:0? I'm actually amazed. I think both wiped...

19:0? I'm actually amazed.
I think both wiped mine, thanks for that option in the poll.
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2014, 07:44 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,138
Posted By Guodlca
What is butter, if it is not actual butter?

What is butter, if it is not actual butter?
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2014, 09:36 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,266
Posted By Guodlca
I went 6 months without having an orgasm for a...

I went 6 months without having an orgasm for a bet and to see how it will go. I was super horny the first month, but from then on, I don't think that anything, except erections being very easy to...
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 12:07 PM
Replies: 266
Views: 3,912
Posted By Guodlca
In developed countries, it will decrease, not...

In developed countries, it will decrease, not everywhere.
It's still way high though, considering we're 2014.
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 03:07 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 688
Posted By Guodlca
30 cm (12"). I'm thin (62 kg and 179 cm),...

30 cm (12"). I'm thin (62 kg and 179 cm), and I don't workout much either.
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2014, 02:43 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,516
Posted By Guodlca
According to your description, it sounds like...

According to your description, it sounds like she's somebody with whom a relationship would not be pleasant.
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