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Forum: The Pit Today, 04:39 AM
Replies: 11,704
Views: 115,410
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Drink enough PBR to make a wizard's staff out of...

Drink enough PBR to make a wizard's staff out of the empties. But not enough that you get beaten up by the club bouncer for yelling "YOU CANNOT PASS" at them.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:37 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 760
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:35 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,844
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I get up, and nothin' gets me down You got it...

I get up, and nothin' gets me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to rooo-oooo-ooooll with the punches, and get to what's real
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:53 AM
Replies: 11,704
Views: 115,410
Posted By slapsymcdougal
What about ones like a spaniel's ears? Or ones...

What about ones like a spaniel's ears?

Or ones with hairy nipples?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:52 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 823
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yes, but unless there's an end to time(and as far...

Yes, but unless there's an end to time(and as far as we know, there isn't), therefore the expansion will continue indefinitely, and thus the universe has an infinite size.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:43 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 601
Posted By slapsymcdougal
As long as you don't start chewing tobacco and...

As long as you don't start chewing tobacco and missing the spittoon, or only ever going to the bar and asking for "2 fingers o' gulpin' whiskey, ma'am", it's probably fine.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:41 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 823
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Pretty much. It's effectively infinite now,...

Pretty much. It's effectively infinite now, anyway, since it's so large(and already expanding at such a rate) that a photon emitted at any point in the universe could never reach the 'edge'(even...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:54 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 823
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I think someone just read Flatland. It is....

I think someone just read Flatland.



It is. Just not yet.
Forum: Electric Guitar 10-29-2014, 08:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 206
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I built a kit guitar a few years ago; sad to say...

I built a kit guitar a few years ago; sad to say the pre-drilled holes for the bridge were not quite in the right position, and the low e string wouldn't intonate properly.

So I raised the action on...
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2014, 08:00 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 958
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Damned casual. Do you even Unfinished Tales bro?

Damned casual.

Do you even Unfinished Tales bro?
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2014, 04:46 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 958
Posted By slapsymcdougal
'The Stranger'

'The Stranger'
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2014, 12:27 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 832
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, ingested earwigs go dormant until they...

Well, ingested earwigs go dormant until they reach the rectum, at which point they latch onto the wall, and over a week, grow massive fangs which they use to burrow into your abdomen and begin the...
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2014, 12:24 PM
Replies: 11,704
Views: 115,410
Posted By slapsymcdougal
IIRC snails, not having bones, can just retract...

IIRC snails, not having bones, can just retract their eyestalk if something bumps into it.

Basically, with snails, you either squish it or just give it a bit of a surprise.
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2014, 06:12 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 928
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Then, looking over his shoulder, he spotted Ed...

Then, looking over his shoulder, he spotted Ed Milliband in an Angela Merkel mask, assless leather chaps and carrying a cat-o-nine-tails...
Forum: Electric Guitar 10-29-2014, 06:09 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 174,202
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I take it you don't mean in a "she sat on...

I take it you don't mean in a "she sat on his face" sort of way, right?
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2014, 04:26 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 359
Posted By slapsymcdougal
But oedipus_pepper is in the fotb.

But oedipus_pepper is in the fotb.
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 07:16 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 345
Posted By slapsymcdougal
"If Typhoo put the 't' in Britain, who put...

"If Typhoo put the 't' in Britain, who put the '****' in Scunthorpe?"
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 07:15 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,046
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Eh, jacking off is cheaper anyway.

Eh, jacking off is cheaper anyway.
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 07:04 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,046
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Comic books are like soaps. Since they're...

Comic books are like soaps. Since they're continually churning out 'new' material, it becomes quantity over quality.
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 07:01 PM
Replies: 11,704
Views: 115,410
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Did you kill any cyclists? Less than 4 and it's...

Did you kill any cyclists?

Less than 4 and it's an automatic fail.
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 06:59 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 345
Posted By slapsymcdougal
"Ricky Gervais is a ****, and I strangle him...

"Ricky Gervais is a ****, and I strangle him every night in my dreams"
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 03:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 527
Posted By slapsymcdougal
You could have just bitten someone's ear off.

You could have just bitten someone's ear off.
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 03:03 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 813
Posted By slapsymcdougal
"Just accept that you're a wank".

"Just accept that you're a wank".
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 01:55 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 872
Posted By slapsymcdougal
So we're ignoring the repeated ethnic caricatures...

So we're ignoring the repeated ethnic caricatures that made up the 'comic relief' Autobots/Decepticons?
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 11:05 AM
Replies: 450
Views: 6,501
Posted By slapsymcdougal
But what am I going to do with this bathtub full...

But what am I going to do with this bathtub full of stale urine and ton of horse manure?
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 10:25 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 2,979
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Give her a cold drink.

Give her a cold drink.
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 08:42 AM
Replies: 450
Views: 6,501
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yes, but the parts aren't really strong enough,...

Yes, but the parts aren't really strong enough, and the end product would likely cause the user more injury than the intended target.

Which is why you'd be better off making small explosive devices...
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 08:39 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 527
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I'm going to build a time machine, and travel...

I'm going to build a time machine, and travel back to ensure that there's an American president with that name.

Back in a few minutes.
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 08:37 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,046
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I don't need your Civil War. It feeds the rich...

I don't need your Civil War. It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
Forum: The Pit 10-28-2014, 07:31 AM
Replies: 11,704
Views: 115,410
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/oct/27/tescos-penis-themed-buttermilk-and-other-design-fails?CMP=fb_gu
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