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Forum: The Pit Today, 02:45 AM
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Posted By snipelfritz
Good God all! Is this what THE WORLD HAS...

Good God all! Is this what THE WORLD HAS BECOME!!!

Well, either way I'm off to bed. Nightie nighters! :o
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:42 AM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
:haha:

:haha:
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:36 AM
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Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
I'm tired so all I can think of is "This is...

I'm tired so all I can think of is "This is my jizz, splooged onto you, gargle this in remembrance of me."
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:20 AM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
oh man, Baby, did you seriously just say that......

oh man, Baby, did you seriously just say that... :o

I mean, that's just a golden joke opportunity. I don't even know where to start...
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:14 AM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
I'll have some blood o' christ. Actually, wait,...

I'll have some blood o' christ.

Actually, wait, can white wine be used as a sacrament?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:48 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,371
Posted By snipelfritz
This, I just quit smoking this year for health....

This, I just quit smoking this year for health. But I'll still have a few when I'm drunk.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:37 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
Wow, much art. Very Sam I know I'm like 3 pages...

Wow, much art. Very Sam

I know I'm like 3 pages behind but I liked catcher in the rye, less for fhe overt themes and attitudes but more for stream of consciousness style of writing.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:05 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
Woah. People chatting on the phone in the break...

Woah.

People chatting on the phone in the break room is the most obnoxious shit. Especially when my job involves listening to one half of a stupid conversation constantly.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:50 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
Drinkin' beer with a baby.

Drinkin' beer with a baby.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:37 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
:haha: As opposed to taking a shower?

:haha:

As opposed to taking a shower?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:13 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
They are icky ooky creepy crawlies. No fun at...

They are icky ooky creepy crawlies. No fun at all.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:06 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 141
Posted By snipelfritz
Meh, is it that different from the Duck and Cover...

Meh, is it that different from the Duck and Cover campaigns of the 50's?

Different age, different boogieman, and all parents are still paranoid, overopinionated idiots.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:55 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
This made me want to get high.

This made me want to get high.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:05 AM
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Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
Yes I'm sure I'll notice the difference in...

Yes I'm sure I'll notice the difference in quality in the comments section of all those articles on the UG main page that I read, like every day.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:56 AM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
Babby scrubbing dem columns clean with dat quaint...

Babby scrubbing dem columns clean with dat quaint Mormon sensibility.

Now we must do the little dance of new CC inauguration.

Oh noes, I'm out of soda. :(
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:29 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 167
Posted By snipelfritz
I...wut...this... Does absolutely none of this...

I...wut...this...

Does absolutely none of this make any sense or am I just high?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:23 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 231
Posted By snipelfritz
I dunno, join your high school jazz ensemble?

I dunno, join your high school jazz ensemble?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:19 AM
Replies: 356
Views: 9,085
Posted By snipelfritz
Filling my lungs with Dark red vaginal...

Filling my lungs with
Dark red vaginal discharge
Drowning period
Forum: The Pit 09-21-2014, 11:03 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 860
Posted By snipelfritz
Circle of Death was what we always played. Or...

Circle of Death was what we always played.

Or beer pong. I'm not very good, but its fun.
Forum: The Pit 09-21-2014, 11:00 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
Donut shave your head. Like just the middle like...

Donut shave your head. Like just the middle like a monk.

I could use a haircut, I'm at the point where the back just sticks up and the sides blending just doesn't work anymore.
Forum: The Pit 09-21-2014, 05:36 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
Say that again when youre lost at sea and need to...

Say that again when youre lost at sea and need to use the stars to navigate.

Magellan sacamano
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 10:14 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 405
Posted By snipelfritz
Serial number?

Serial number?
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 10:12 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
Bieber fever? Hell no. I've got full on...

Bieber fever?

Hell no. I've got full on bieberAIDS.
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 09:14 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
Bieby Einstein

Bieby Einstein
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 09:11 PM
Replies: 1,309
Views: 24,103
Posted By snipelfritz
Sorry, my internet is pooping out on me. I'm...

Sorry, my internet is pooping out on me. I'm prolly out for a bit.
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 08:29 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,456
Posted By snipelfritz
Wubbalubbadubdub

Wubbalubbadubdub
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 06:59 PM
Replies: 1,309
Views: 24,103
Posted By snipelfritz
Come out my little buttercups.

Come out my little buttercups.
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 06:56 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
s'okay. Pizza still loves you. Can't we just be...

s'okay. Pizza still loves you.

Can't we just be love? Oh man, just one drink is hittin' me decently (I should note one "drink" is like 4 shots)
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 06:52 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 295
Posted By snipelfritz
"OMG! BILLY ASKED ME TO...

"OMG! BILLY ASKED ME TO HOMECOMING!!"

I don't know. Some shit like that.
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2014, 06:49 PM
Replies: 6,362
Views: 59,708
Posted By snipelfritz
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http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130907182747/thehungergames/images/5/5d/Wambulance.jpg


I'm having fried chicken. :daisy: Americaaaaah
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