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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:26 PM
Replies: 416
Views: 7,411
Posted By slapsymcdougal
He'll just change it to Zeus giving some chick a...

He'll just change it to Zeus giving some chick a golden shower.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:24 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,340
Posted By slapsymcdougal
TS's mom sat on myface.

TS's mom sat on myface.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:17 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,114
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Noone will ever find out I'm Ed Milliband.

Noone will ever find out I'm Ed Milliband.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:17 PM
Replies: 15,814
Views: 159,976
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Europe just has more recorded history of...

Europe just has more recorded history of shitness. And more is better.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:14 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,116
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I met Sylvester McCoy back when he was Dr Who.

I met Sylvester McCoy back when he was Dr Who.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:13 PM
Replies: 15,814
Views: 159,976
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yea,if we wanted to watch fighting, we'd spill...

Yea,if we wanted to watch fighting, we'd spill someone's pint down the pub. Although that would be less "watching" and more "getting a kicking".
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:07 PM
Replies: 65,019
Views: 743,662
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I'm not denying classism. It's just something...

I'm not denying classism. It's just something that you can't get rid of. You'd have classism in a pure meritocracy, and people saying "it should be addressed" and doing **** all about it.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:45 PM
Replies: 65,019
Views: 743,662
Posted By slapsymcdougal
See, by caring so much about people's...

See, by caring so much about people's backgrounds,you're endorsing classism.

Well done that man.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:40 PM
Replies: 65,019
Views: 743,662
Posted By slapsymcdougal
They'll always exist. They might change a little...

They'll always exist. They might change a little from time to time, but they'll always be there.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:37 PM
Replies: 65,019
Views: 743,662
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, if you're worried that you're not enough of...

Well, if you're worried that you're not enough of a **** to be an investment banker or a duke, then that's your problem.

Pretty much any actual job is open to anyone with ability.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:34 PM
Replies: 12,767
Views: 156,182
Posted By slapsymcdougal
"So, we just made a new kind of...

"So, we just made a new kind of dinosaur"

"Cool. What's it like? Can I see it?"

"Well, it's new, so we're not really sure. Also, the pen we're keeping it in has no roof, or CCTV for monitoring, so...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:24 PM
Replies: 15,814
Views: 159,976
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a...

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book.


Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:21 PM
Replies: 15,814
Views: 159,976
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Rapey song sounds rapey.

Rapey song sounds rapey.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:19 PM
Replies: 15,814
Views: 159,976
Posted By slapsymcdougal
It would be simpler for you to take a dump in...

It would be simpler for you to take a dump in your bed and find out for yourself.
Forum: Electric Guitar Yesterday, 01:16 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 579
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I think he's mocking Explorer91.. just a hunch

I think he's mocking Explorer91.. just a hunch
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:10 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,147
Posted By slapsymcdougal
That makes much more sense. Did he use one to...

That makes much more sense. Did he use one to kill a rabbit?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:07 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,147
Posted By slapsymcdougal
http://www.imusician.co.uk/acatalog/00067073.jpg?

http://www.imusician.co.uk/acatalog/00067073.jpg?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:07 PM
Replies: 250
Views: 4,630
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Maybe if pandas stopped wearing condoms, they'd...

Maybe if pandas stopped wearing condoms, they'd not be endangered anymore?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:06 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,147
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I'm not going to read this thread, so someone...

I'm not going to read this thread, so someone tell me - is it about an orange name and a sex toy?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:04 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,114
Posted By slapsymcdougal
You're here, so that means you're a stupid...

You're here, so that means you're a stupid dickbags.


Which, if you're a particularly uninsightful 4 year-old, is mindblowing.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:03 PM
Replies: 15,814
Views: 159,976
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Because it'll stop being cozy and safe if you...

Because it'll stop being cozy and safe if you take a shit in bed. Well, it'll stop being cozy in a few minutes, anyway.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:02 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 1,605
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7ZS2-4-iUJ4#t=102
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:07 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 228
Posted By slapsymcdougal
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http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b2/b2ecc21752d034d82e403774c58dade5976bb4715a270afa9d6fa9cc0da22df8.jpg
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:06 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 1,605
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Of course, France exported all of their freedom...

Of course, France exported all of their freedom during the Revolution, and they still haven't managed to build a decent stock of it.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:54 AM
Replies: 2,033
Views: 32,715
Posted By slapsymcdougal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIBMi2Pb2uA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIBMi2Pb2uA
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:52 AM
Replies: 250
Views: 4,630
Posted By slapsymcdougal
So, that's a no to barebacking a bear?

So, that's a no to barebacking a bear?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:51 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 1,605
Posted By slapsymcdougal
But freedom and 'murica.

But freedom and 'murica.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:50 AM
Replies: 65,019
Views: 743,662
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Only at the very extremes. It's difficult to not...

Only at the very extremes. It's difficult to not succeed if your parents are rich and influential, and it's difficult to succeed if your parents are jakey bastards. For everyone else, it's a...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:46 AM
Replies: 65,019
Views: 743,662
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, yes. I mean, if you're a High Court judge...

Well, yes. I mean, if you're a High Court judge in the UK(in any of the home nations), you get addressed in court as "my Lord/Lady", which is pretty ****ing privileged and elitist.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:34 AM
Replies: 65,019
Views: 743,662
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Being flippant aside, the point of a jury is that...

Being flippant aside, the point of a jury is that people aren't being judged solely by a privileged elite.
The judge is there to help the jurors decide which arguments are valid, and which are merely...
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