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Forum: Blues & Jazz 01-31-2013, 10:41 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,845
Posted By Jazz Funeral
Crazy... I first heard a song from these guys...

Crazy... I first heard a song from these guys yesterday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ99OMlI5cg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pYHLfKqHL4

I'll be exploring their catalog.
Forum: Blues & Jazz 01-16-2013, 12:09 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,143
Posted By Jazz Funeral
^ At the Riverside, right? September of '11? I...

^ At the Riverside, right? September of '11? I was there. You missed a good one buddy.

I love how they capture the great family band vibe of the late 60's and early 70's. I've seen them cover...
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2013, 05:29 PM
Replies: 41
Poll: Sneezing
Views: 1,057
Posted By Jazz Funeral
SUCK IT. OR I CRASH YOUR ****ING FACE.

SUCK IT. OR I CRASH YOUR ****ING FACE.
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2013, 05:17 PM
Replies: 41
Poll: Sneezing
Views: 1,057
Posted By Jazz Funeral
I'm a loud sneezer. People nearby often say...

I'm a loud sneezer. People nearby often say things like "Jesus Christ!" and "Holy Shit!" when I go on a sneezing rampage. My sneezes have been heard on the opposite end of the assembly dept. that I...
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2012, 01:01 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,022
Posted By Jazz Funeral
Get Max Payne 3 for the Xbox. We need a bigger...

Get Max Payne 3 for the Xbox. We need a bigger pool of gamers in the multiplayer. Though, it has grown a lot since Christmas. Plus, we're essentially beta-testing the multiplayer for Grand Theft Auto...
Forum: Blues & Jazz 12-31-2012, 11:33 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,143
Posted By Jazz Funeral
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzvlivbptXk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1626zidAyKs
Forum: Blues & Jazz 12-31-2012, 11:25 AM
Replies: 8,020
Views: 189,587
Posted By Jazz Funeral
Happy Holidays guys.

Happy Holidays guys.
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2012, 11:21 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,040
Posted By Jazz Funeral
This is a dilemma for me. I have Be and Finding...

This is a dilemma for me. I have Be and Finding Forever by Common (I've been listening to Common since he was still Common Sense), and the production on these two albums is great (Kanye produced both...
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2012, 11:04 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 815
Posted By Jazz Funeral
I took our Christmas Tree down about six years...

I took our Christmas Tree down about six years ago and haven't put one up since. In fact it has been given away.

So that is the correct answer. Six years ago.
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2012, 10:44 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,087
Posted By Jazz Funeral
This makes me think. Was Kim playing with herself...

This makes me think. Was Kim playing with herself at the time? Did he take the "mic" from her and have his way with it? Did he let her finish?

Hmmm...
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2012, 01:23 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,137
Posted By Jazz Funeral
This. All of it. Furthermore, "Mitt...

This. All of it.

Furthermore, "Mitt Romney" is , phonetically, far too similar to "shit on me". Making him all the more dis-likable. "Shit On Me" is also a terrible name for a player.
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2012, 01:10 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 6,752
Posted By Jazz Funeral
They don't. In rare case they may even develop...

They don't. In rare case they may even develop mustaches as far up as the uteran wall. Which is not at all conductive to lubrication. Since this is difficult to clean and shave, crusting over may...
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2012, 12:02 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 6,752
Posted By Jazz Funeral
Vaginas do not lubricate sufficiently when women...

Vaginas do not lubricate sufficiently when women get that buff.

So, since I would probably dry to a husk while trying to spit enough on that thing, I would not bang.

You know, for...
Forum: Classic Rock 12-30-2012, 01:26 AM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 34,302
Posted By Jazz Funeral
That's good news. Here's hoping the Trigger...

That's good news.

Here's hoping the Trigger Hippy album doesn't get shelved.

:cheers:
Forum: Classic Rock 12-28-2012, 06:31 AM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 34,302
Posted By Jazz Funeral
Ah. So, the Crowes are gonna tour again because...

Ah. So, the Crowes are gonna tour again because Chris is having some trouble with funding his mushroom habit. It all makes sense now.
Forum: Classic Rock 12-27-2012, 11:37 PM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 34,302
Posted By Jazz Funeral
^ I avoid Facebook. So I'm waaay out of the loop....

^ I avoid Facebook. So I'm waaay out of the loop. I can definitely see Chris making some outlandish and obnoxious statements though. I remember him making waves like that while you were still in...
Forum: Classic Rock 12-27-2012, 06:58 AM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 34,302
Posted By Jazz Funeral
Just heard the news. Wow! I totally didn't see...

Just heard the news. Wow! I totally didn't see this coming. I just read a CRB article where Chris is talking about the Crowes hibernating and nobody knowing when spring will come. And now we have...
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2012, 12:34 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,035
Posted By Jazz Funeral
ChadLikesThreateningFacelessInternetUsers

ChadLikesThreateningFacelessInternetUsers
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2012, 12:32 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 841
Posted By Jazz Funeral
Today I learned that there are still people out...

Today I learned that there are still people out there that don't mix alcohol with their painkillers.



I also learned that TS could potentially wind up with a dry socket and is likely to experience...
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2012, 11:48 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,062
Posted By Jazz Funeral
It would seem that by their very nature,...

It would seem that by their very nature, introverts would be the least likely to initiate a conversation.
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2012, 11:14 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,035
Posted By Jazz Funeral
ChadLikesClosedThreads

ChadLikesClosedThreads
Forum: The Pit 12-19-2012, 09:11 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,093
Posted By Jazz Funeral
No, you're the ****ing man. I love it when...

No, you're the ****ing man.

I love it when people love the same shit that I love.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2012, 11:30 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,093
Posted By Jazz Funeral
...

http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/2007_02_arts_allmans.jpg


http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110321180023/lyricwiki/images/1/11/Widespread_Panic_-_%27Til_the_Medicine_Takes.jpg...
Forum: Classic Rock 12-01-2012, 02:55 PM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 34,302
Posted By Jazz Funeral
^ I was under the impression that they were...

^ I was under the impression that they were already in the studio. So, maybe mastering and release details are still being hammered out.

...

It appears that they were indeed in the studio with...
Forum: The Pit 11-24-2012, 01:43 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,248
Posted By Jazz Funeral
This is clearly a terrorist plot to diminish the...

This is clearly a terrorist plot to diminish the population of America. What's most troubling is that they are targeting huge pussy havens - internet forums.
Forum: Classic Rock 11-22-2012, 02:22 PM
Replies: 1,082
Views: 34,302
Posted By Jazz Funeral
^ I'll back you on that. The Crowes were tight...

^ I'll back you on that. The Crowes were tight and played with the energy and enthusiasm that you would expect, while Jimmy (and I am a Zep fan) was the sloppy cool that he's known to be.

As for...
Forum: The Pit 11-07-2012, 10:24 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,240
Posted By Jazz Funeral
Quit making payments guys. Stay ahead of the game.

Quit making payments guys. Stay ahead of the game.
Forum: The Pit 11-07-2012, 10:19 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 2,240
Posted By Jazz Funeral
Obama's so socialist, he's white aannd black. ...

Obama's so socialist, he's white aannd black. Oooooohhh. Booya.





So, a woman at work today was pissed and exclaiming that everybody was going to get free abortions. Now, I meant to wait until...
Forum: The Pit 10-25-2012, 12:48 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,495
Posted By Jazz Funeral
One Wah to rule them all One Wah to find them One...

One Wah to rule them all
One Wah to find them
One Wah to bring them all
And in the darkness, bind them
Forum: The Pit 10-20-2012, 10:18 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 1,612
Posted By Jazz Funeral
:five: Word. I'm diggin' the necrobumplove.

:five:

Word.


I'm diggin' the necrobumplove.
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