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Forum: The Pit Today, 12:11 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,462
Posted By Nelshizzle
I will be collecting all receipts for tax...

I will be collecting all receipts for tax purposes at the address of PO BOX 1337. Thank you for your contribution.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:09 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 428
Posted By Nelshizzle
Garzón there seems to be a pubic hair in my...

Garzón there seems to be a pubic hair in my peeing fountain, I request immediately that you replace it with mine.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:42 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
What about going the extra mile and putting a...

What about going the extra mile and putting a curling iron in the pooper and then turning it on?

That has to be a fetish. It has to be.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:31 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
I always fry my asshole after a few doritos locos...

I always fry my asshole after a few doritos locos tacos from taco bell.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:24 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
I read that as rectal fry this photo. I really...

I read that as rectal fry this photo.

I really need to see a doctor. :/
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:23 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,133
Posted By Nelshizzle
thats what she...

thats what she said

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:18 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 422
Posted By Nelshizzle
Texas passes new upskirt Ebola law, nah not really.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/01/health/airline-passenger-with-ebola-is-under-treatment-in-dallas.html?_r=0



Close the ports, stop the presses, Ebola is coming to your door to eat your face and...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:49 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 517
Posted By Nelshizzle
Hey guys genghisgandhi spits lololololol.

Hey guys genghisgandhi spits lololololol.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:42 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
Guys,whatifjackwasaripperofdicks. The more you...

Guys,whatifjackwasaripperofdicks.

The more you know.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:35 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
ripping your dick is so 1970, it's all about the...

ripping your dick is so 1970, it's all about the pull and snap.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:31 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 428
Posted By Nelshizzle
You see son, when a man grows up, so do the hairs...

You see son, when a man grows up, so do the hairs near his penis. Once the penis is ready to blow vicious loads of semen, the pubic hair gently lands on the urinal as a form of good luck to the next...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:29 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
...

http://www.scaryforkids.com/pics/stories-to-tell.jpg

guise guise you forget so easily.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:28 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
I remember when I was 7 I bumped into softcore...

I remember when I was 7 I bumped into softcore porn on my friends television and we stared at orange boobs for a few minutes before we were totally scarred for life.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:26 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,133
Posted By Nelshizzle
...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/Flag_of_England.svg/800px-Flag_of_England.svg.png

I love how this flag is similar to the confederate flag.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:00 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
That's true... I love the Simpsons, but they're...

That's true...

I love the Simpsons, but they're the dog who lost all his legs, his eyes, and his tail, and only survives on a machine. ;_;
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:58 PM
Replies: 1,496
Views: 19,250
Posted By Nelshizzle
So when are you and Wales gonna help the English...

So when are you and Wales gonna help the English take Ireland? Get that empire going.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:53 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
Fox doesn't think of anything. They have things...

Fox doesn't think of anything. They have things thrown at them from artistic geniuses only for them the eat up the ratings board before another cool sounding show fills the slot.

Fox is horrible and...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:37 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 858
Posted By Nelshizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHhhNme8t_w When...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHhhNme8t_w

When I grow my beard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_uMkrxTLeM

When I dye my hair gold and shoot ma bow.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:35 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
My wife knows about UG, but she doesn't really...

My wife knows about UG, but she doesn't really care much about it.

She does however notice snipelfritz's signature ALL THE TIME whenever i'm logged on. She's always like "Who the hell is Boom...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:27 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,133
Posted By Nelshizzle
With all the Muslim hate in the media nowadays,...

With all the Muslim hate in the media nowadays, are you really surprised of a group of people looking to ban Arab migrants to the UK?

I don't support such things because it's bad juju, but I feel...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:24 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
During mid semester do they hand out those faux...

During mid semester do they hand out those faux tests to grade the profs abilities? Thats your best bet to do anything worthwhile. If you say everyone is in unison to your stance, than she'll be...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:20 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 749
Posted By Nelshizzle
Listen. It's not cool to be new to this forum...

Listen.

It's not cool to be new to this forum and start posting websites for good deals and stuff. WE don't know what you're posting. It could be a virus, a scam, or you can genuinely be a sincere...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:12 AM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmSbnMJTS9g God...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmSbnMJTS9g

God this song is so old. I woke up to this song in my head for some reason.
Forum: The Pit 09-29-2014, 02:46 AM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
Buttercore is smooth and milky, like my semen.

Buttercore is smooth and milky, like my semen.
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2014, 07:03 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
If no one works at retail how will I wait around...

If no one works at retail how will I wait around the sean john department in JC Penny waiting to be annoyingly helped by a 16 year old who wears a suit yet doesn't understand what you're looking for,...
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2014, 06:59 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,162
Posted By Nelshizzle
Government conspiracy time. Imagine if this is a...

Government conspiracy time.

Imagine if this is a ploy to create proxy formed factions instituted by false operatives who claim to be ISIS supporters, but in reality are actually rallying all radical...
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2014, 06:55 PM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
i blame Axelfox.

i blame Axelfox.
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2014, 02:06 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,233
Posted By Nelshizzle
God spits.

God spits.
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2014, 02:05 AM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
I'd ask her but then i'd have to kill you.

I'd ask her but then i'd have to kill you.
Forum: The Pit 09-28-2014, 01:03 AM
Replies: 8,046
Views: 76,626
Posted By Nelshizzle
Sup guys, im not having sex with my wife. I'm...

Sup guys, im not having sex with my wife.

I'm here to answer any questions in his place.
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