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Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 11:00 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 508
Posted By strait jacket
happy birthday, not too happy though, you lost...

happy birthday, not too happy though, you lost your right to happiness when you became a mod and uncool
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 02:58 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
so i got my girlfriend pregnant...

so i got my girlfriend pregnant...
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 07:31 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
Thumbs up tempted to sig

tempted to sig
Forum: The Pit 05-20-2014, 02:27 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
Sup fags, I got internet again booyah

Sup fags, I got internet again booyah
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2014, 11:21 PM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
that they do. alot more then anyone thinks

that they do. alot more then anyone thinks
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2014, 07:11 PM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
i care about you *strait's girlfriend*

i care about you
*strait's girlfriend*
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2014, 07:22 PM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
hey cunts I'm going to work on a circus for a...

hey cunts I'm going to work on a circus for a while and I can't take my computer so I'm going awol for some time, I still love all you sorry bastards tho
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2014, 12:13 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
my girlfriend made me a willy warmer :D be jelly

my girlfriend made me a willy warmer :D be jelly
Forum: The Pit 04-19-2014, 10:52 PM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
holy shit, I'm older than you, I turned 20 last...

holy shit, I'm older than you, I turned 20 last november. are sean and I the 2 oldest regs itt?

and dude ****ing post in mafia, your absence has been noticed
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 10:10 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
dgfjshgoifdgdsguhdghudgid...boring.....

dgfjshgoifdgdsguhdghudgid...boring.....
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
does bra and undies pass?

does bra and undies pass?
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:10 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
but taking advantage of sober people is hard...

but taking advantage of sober people is hard :cry:
IDK, she's just self conscious
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:06 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
upon discussion, getting Bec to send you nudes...

upon discussion, getting Bec to send you nudes may take more persuasion and alcohol than I initially anticipated.
but it'll happen
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:04 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
fruit man

fruit man
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 09:01 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
yeah I'm in it, I spaced on jackals game because...

yeah I'm in it, I spaced on jackals game because I was busy moving out of home but I'm all in for this one
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 08:57 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
I will because my cum tastes like ****ing ice...

I will because my cum tastes like ****ing ice cream and sprinkles mixed with all the flavours of the rainbow, tasting that shit is a privilege dammit


gimme 5 minutes
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 08:45 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
you're no ****ing fun, we be livin' on da edge...

you're no ****ing fun, we be livin' on da edge dawg.
I reckon she's not pregnant but if it shuts her up I'll get her a test

and where's my nudes bitch?
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 08:24 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
and your point being? gay guys can know things...

and your point being? gay guys can know things about lady parts and what happens in their body
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 08:13 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
why aren't you an expert on it? i think i will....

why aren't you an expert on it?
i think i will. just was wondering what others would do, that's all.
thank you though
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 08:05 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
period came and gone. but i was reading through...

period came and gone. but i was reading through some things and it said that some women can get their periods but still be pregnant. so should i get a pregnancy test or just not worry about it?
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2014, 07:45 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
girlfriend here. period finished should i take a...

girlfriend here.

period finished should i take a test?
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 10:59 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
pencil it in your itinerary baby, he's coming to...

pencil it in your itinerary baby, he's coming to fill your vagina with his hot sticky love :heart:
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 10:51 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
goodluck with that one. and he said that he is...

goodluck with that one. and he said that he is going to pay you a very special visit Sean so watch out, you're next ;) :heart:
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
Michael is home completely drunk but says he...

Michael is home completely drunk but says he loves you all very much and cant wait to tongue all your assholes :) <3 xxx
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 07:13 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
yeah, we're trying to have shit organised, the...

yeah, we're trying to have shit organised, the only sticking point where we disagree on is immunisation (she's against it)
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 07:04 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
she wants it to be Peter James if it's a boy and...

she wants it to be Peter James if it's a boy and Ellie-May Rose if it's a girl.
I'm fine with peter james but I'm yet to be sold on a hyphenated name so it's still up for debate
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 05:40 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
send us nudes

send us nudes
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 09:18 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
It's strait now triple posting because **** you...

It's strait now triple posting because **** you cunts

ps she does hope she's pregnant because that bitch be cray
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 09:15 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
you don't have to be so mean to women and women...

you don't have to be so mean to women and women ARE NOT gross.
you're mother is a women, if you haven't already noticed.
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 09:12 AM
Replies: 89,518
Views: 875,009
Posted By strait jacket
No it wasn't. sorry if it seemed that way. i just...

No it wasn't. sorry if it seemed that way. i just don't like the fact that Chuckles was saying that I'm a dude.
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