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Forum: The Pit Today, 01:14 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 95
Posted By snipelfritz
Wow, mean.

Wow, mean.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:54 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 95
Posted By snipelfritz
It's sexy. I can tell you that for certain.

It's sexy. I can tell you that for certain.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:29 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,441
Posted By snipelfritz
Did you break her hymen yet?

Did you break her hymen yet?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:26 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
Nice muff and nice geography fail story.

Nice muff and nice geography fail story.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:04 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
Yes, and I get to watch The Weather Channel....

Yes, and I get to watch The Weather Channel. :daisy:

But now, I will sleepy a little more.

Cozy posey. :daisy:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:38 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
:angel: So how are you shmoopies feeling...

:angel:

So how are you shmoopies feeling today?

I'm laying in bed right now all cozy like a posey. :daisy:

I have to work an overnight shift. Bleh. At least it's not difficult or anything, just...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:22 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 916
Posted By snipelfritz
I thought you wanted to be a squishy squid.

I thought you wanted to be a squishy squid.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:03 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
Yes :haha: Either way it was one of the most...

Yes :haha:

Either way it was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

I always thought it was Re-Jeen-a but wanted to believe it rhymed with vagina. Now that I know it actually does, my...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:30 AM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
Why is calling someone a baby supposed to be...

Why is calling someone a baby supposed to be sexy?

I don't think babies should be sexy.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:36 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 269
Posted By snipelfritz
Whip It by Devo or My Sharona Mehbeh Turning...

Whip It by Devo

or My Sharona

Mehbeh Turning Japanese
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:33 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,441
Posted By snipelfritz
hmmmmmm.......EATDAT PUSSSAAAAAYYYY

hmmmmmm.......EATDAT PUSSSAAAAAYYYY
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:32 AM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
I have a mole on my penis.

I have a mole on my penis.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:13 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 697
Posted By snipelfritz
I've never agreed with Xiaoxi more.

I've never agreed with Xiaoxi more.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:05 AM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
I'm super moley. I should play connect the dots...

I'm super moley. I should play connect the dots some time.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 10:42 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,473
Posted By snipelfritz
Give that little guy a smootch?

Give that little guy a smootch?
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 08:38 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 416
Posted By snipelfritz
The strong badia one?

The strong badia one?
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 08:28 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 994
Posted By snipelfritz
Can you disadvantage other kids? Aren't you...

Can you disadvantage other kids?

Aren't you simply advantaging your own kids?

I don't think it's possible to actively give someone a lack ofsomething they didn't have to begin with.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 08:14 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
Nothing good. I just got chicken fries. I'm a...

Nothing good.

I just got chicken fries.

I'm a fat fffffuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 07:30 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 215
Posted By snipelfritz
I don't know what he's said this time, but New...

I don't know what he's said this time, but New York Groove is my jam.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 07:26 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
Do you guys know the king?

Do you guys know the king?
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 06:48 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
She's probably thin as fu. Crohns disease is hawt.

She's probably thin as fu. Crohns disease is hawt.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 03:17 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 500
Posted By snipelfritz
The Larriest of all. :daisy:

The Larriest of all. :daisy:
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 02:47 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 500
Posted By snipelfritz
Oh! I love these little bird friends. I'd like...

Oh! I love these little bird friends.

I'd like to see some qt pigeons plz.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 01:31 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
Hey, nice buns!

Hey, nice buns!
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 01:22 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 678
Posted By snipelfritz
BBBLLLLEEEEUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

BBBLLLLEEEEUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 03:41 AM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
Oh baybee that's hawt

Oh baybee that's hawt
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 01:21 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 818
Posted By snipelfritz
You think I'm bitter but I'm a piece of sugecane.

You think I'm bitter but I'm a piece of sugecane.
Forum: The Pit 05-24-2015, 09:48 PM
Replies: 41
Poll: Dreadlocks
Views: 868
Posted By snipelfritz
nice. Dem hippy chicks are pretty damn...

nice. Dem hippy chicks are pretty damn open-minded. Dirty, but into some shit.
Forum: The Pit 05-24-2015, 08:21 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
I don't know what that means and I'm kind of...

I don't know what that means and I'm kind of scared and sorry I asked. :(
Forum: The Pit 05-24-2015, 08:15 PM
Replies: 35,879
Views: 403,012
Posted By snipelfritz
Sex drive isn't the problem. Problem is my sack...

Sex drive isn't the problem. Problem is my sack gets all shrively sometimes and kinda squishes my ball (specifically ol' Rightie). Kinda like a reverse hernia.

I think I'll just get one of those...
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