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Forum: The Pit 07-14-2012, 01:02 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 620
Posted By kaptkegan
rape everybody

rape everybody
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2012, 02:19 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 426
Posted By kaptkegan
I thought I felt my left arm going numb.

I thought I felt my left arm going numb.
Forum: The Pit 07-09-2012, 01:12 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,022
Posted By kaptkegan
I love the picks so far (Hemmingway and Tokein...

I love the picks so far (Hemmingway and Tokein are great), but I think I'd have to cast my vote for Alexander Solzhenitsyn. Never has non-fiction hit me quite like Gulag Archipelago.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2012, 10:42 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 818
Posted By kaptkegan
No tuxes. Never outdress the wedding party. ...

No tuxes. Never outdress the wedding party. Suit or collared shirt, slacks, and nice shoes. Tie optional if you aren't wearing a suit.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2012, 01:27 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 723
Posted By kaptkegan
Dat. Gif. Also, I do, and I need it, because...

Dat. Gif.

Also, I do, and I need it, because every now and then...tactical chunder.
Forum: The Pit 07-05-2012, 02:36 AM
Replies: 4,400
Views: 70,498
Posted By kaptkegan
NBD, compared to many calamities that could go...

NBD, compared to many calamities that could go on, but I lost my wallet tonight, and with it, the money my parents gave me while I was just home on break. So tomorrow, I'll wake up at the crack of...
Forum: The Pit 06-23-2012, 10:29 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 799
Posted By kaptkegan
You best be findin' another spongebob character. ...

You best be findin' another spongebob character. :peace:
Forum: The Pit 06-20-2012, 02:16 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 748
Posted By kaptkegan
I ended up putting baby powder on the tongue and...

I ended up putting baby powder on the tongue and inside of shoe. Worked great. I'll see how it holds up tomorrow. I hope this thread reignited the Krusty Towers. I felt like a lone holdout, and...
Forum: The Pit 06-19-2012, 05:26 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 748
Posted By kaptkegan
Yup.

Yup.
Forum: The Pit 06-19-2012, 03:07 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 748
Posted By kaptkegan
Squeaky shoes.

So I bought a new pair of shoes (Adidas), and I've been wearing them for a couple weeks, and they still squeak worse than the shitty pair of boots Mr. Krabs gave Spongebob instead of a pay-check...
Forum: The Pit 06-19-2012, 01:43 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 627
Posted By kaptkegan
Just finished doing laundry and playing Halo and...

Just finished doing laundry and playing Halo and Dead Space with my housemates. Going to drink more of this incredible Icelandic vodka I got today and play Fallout III for the umpteenth time.
Forum: The Pit 06-18-2012, 03:13 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 2,288
Posted By kaptkegan
I really like this deep-dish place about a mile...

I really like this deep-dish place about a mile from where I live that does a deep-dish chipotle chicken pizza.

There's a thin-crust California-style place as well that does really gourmet chewy...
Forum: The Pit 06-16-2012, 02:17 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 413
Posted By kaptkegan
Well, the first picture was (clearly shopped) of...

Well, the first picture was (clearly shopped) of a member of the House of Representatives (Part of US Congress) licking a penis shaped, colored, and sized lolipop.
Forum: The Pit 06-14-2012, 11:11 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,767
Posted By kaptkegan
Suddenly, respect for Keanu.

Suddenly, respect for Keanu.
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2012, 07:30 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 782
Posted By kaptkegan
Always got Chinese a station. Could never find...

Always got Chinese a station. Could never find it on an actual radio.
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2012, 12:53 AM
Replies: 3,113
Views: 32,667
Posted By kaptkegan
I missed all the excitement because of my job. ...

I missed all the excitement because of my job.

Way to go Kings. They outworked their opponents, and frankly, they deserved it.
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2012, 01:36 AM
Replies: 40,128
Views: 348,517
Posted By kaptkegan
I made it out with...

I made it out with this.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7218/7360608756_97afe3686d.jpg
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2012, 12:57 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 2,210
Posted By kaptkegan
Oh please give me the honor of the Kesaiban.

Oh please give me the honor of the Kesaiban.
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2012, 12:53 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 2,210
Posted By kaptkegan
OK. 1 more for Kensai. And I'll volunteer. ...

OK. 1 more for Kensai. And I'll volunteer. Cancel mine for Axelfox.
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2012, 12:52 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 2,210
Posted By kaptkegan
I volunteer if he gets banned. I shan't cast a...

I volunteer if he gets banned. I shan't cast a vote though.
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2012, 07:27 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 2,355
Posted By kaptkegan
:haha: I've done that. It was full of pictures...

:haha:

I've done that. It was full of pictures :sad:

Lit my hand on fire via germex once. It was meant to look cool, but since I was under fluorescent lighting I couldn't see the flame, and let...
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2012, 05:18 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 518
Posted By kaptkegan
This. It reads like a very true translation of...

This. It reads like a very true translation of the text, word for word, comma for comma, trying to leave everything where you found it (exactly how my favorite Russian translators would do it). ...
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2012, 05:15 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 500
Posted By kaptkegan
Fahrenheit or Celsius? If Fahrenheit, where the...

Fahrenheit or Celsius? If Fahrenheit, where the **** do you live?
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2012, 05:08 PM
Replies: 46
Poll: Syria
Views: 941
Posted By kaptkegan
Even as someone who's reticent to say "let's...

Even as someone who's reticent to say "let's roll on this one, America," I feel like we should step in here, but the conditions for us to be successful just aren't right.

Afghanistan is still a...
Forum: Metal 06-07-2012, 04:57 PM
Replies: 507
Views: 10,356
Posted By kaptkegan
So I just started listening to ISIS (apparently...

So I just started listening to ISIS (apparently years late, but oh well. Didn't used to listen to any growling. I really like their growling for some reason). Pretty much I've had Wavering Radiant...
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2012, 04:08 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 500
Posted By kaptkegan
I know that feel. I was bike touring through...

I know that feel. I was bike touring through Minnesota (we may have already hit Wisconsin at this point, I don't remember), a few years back, in July. The sky started getting pretty dark behind us,...
Forum: The Pit 06-07-2012, 01:34 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 518
Posted By kaptkegan
"Not before long," doesn't sound right...

"Not before long," doesn't sound right to me. "Before too long," or "before long" are probably more appropriate. It isn't unclear, but doesn't sound like literate English to me. Everything else...
Forum: The Pit 06-06-2012, 10:43 PM
Replies: 7,258
Views: 70,721
Posted By kaptkegan
F*ck

F*ck
Forum: The Pit 06-06-2012, 10:41 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 570
Posted By kaptkegan
...

http://cdn.overclock.net/7/7a/7a1898ce_mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpeg
Forum: The Pit 06-06-2012, 10:37 PM
Replies: 7,258
Views: 70,721
Posted By kaptkegan
I swear, Penner has been involved in like 75% of...

I swear, Penner has been involved in like 75% of plays tonight.
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