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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:57 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 2,748
Posted By -Mantra-
And I thought Pit was full of virgins too scared...

And I thought Pit was full of virgins too scared to talk to people... I guess I don't fit in here after all.
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2015, 06:41 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 2,748
Posted By -Mantra-
That one certain types its a dealbreaker for me....

That one certain types its a dealbreaker for me. Don't ask me what it is, I'm not going to tell you. Just know that it's something that crosses the line into what makes someone undesirable to me as a...
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2015, 06:03 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,607
Posted By -Mantra-
August 17th Albert knows month, Bernard knows...

August 17th
Albert knows month, Bernard knows date. Since Albert knows that Bernard doesn't know when her birthday is, then the date can't be 18 and 19 (only numbers that aren't doubled in the...
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2015, 01:13 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,607
Posted By -Mantra-
Albert and Bernard are idiots. They went through...

Albert and Bernard are idiots. They went through all this logic shit when they could've just told each other what Cheryl told them.
They're idiots and the whole problem is idiotic, cus it could've...
Forum: The Pit 04-01-2015, 06:21 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 597
Posted By -Mantra-
Wtf is going on in all the threads even!

Wtf is going on in all the threads even!
Forum: The Pit 03-29-2015, 02:09 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 643
Posted By -Mantra-
Go get laid, nerds.

Go get laid, nerds.
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2015, 01:30 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,947
Posted By -Mantra-
You know what I'm scared of? I just saw a video...

You know what I'm scared of?

I just saw a video of a woman breaking her leg on a leg press. Tomorrow is leg day and now I'm scared to use a leg press :cry:
Forum: The Pit 03-18-2015, 07:16 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,893
Posted By -Mantra-
"Poop accident" "Alotporn...

"Poop accident"
"Alotporn plate" (I don't understand this one)
"Shampoo masturbation"
"Green"
"Nipple sex"
"Cigar sex"
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2015, 06:26 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 750
Posted By -Mantra-
I dreamt that I was half-naked with Jennifer...

I dreamt that I was half-naked with Jennifer Lopez and ready to get it on, but she was turned off by Jim Carrey always jumping into the room to try to catch us on the act. So nothing happened.

And...
Forum: The Pit 03-14-2015, 04:06 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,026
Posted By -Mantra-
Yeah, also there are starving children in Africa....

Yeah, also there are starving children in Africa. But it could still be worse.
Forum: The Pit 03-02-2015, 06:54 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,284
Posted By -Mantra-
I like dicks. I'm not attracted to guys even, but...

I like dicks. I'm not attracted to guys even, but I just really like erect dicks.
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 02:01 PM
Replies: 39,326
Views: 521,749
Posted By -Mantra-
I finished Max Payne 3 the second time and I...

I finished Max Payne 3 the second time and I still didn't find an answer to the question "Fall guy for what?"
Forum: The Pit 02-18-2015, 06:28 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 946
Posted By -Mantra-
Thats why I'd never want to have a roommate. I'd...

Thats why I'd never want to have a roommate. I'd hate having to aimlessly walk around outside or sit on a bench somewhere for a few hours cus I'd have nowhere to go.
Forum: The Pit 02-15-2015, 10:29 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 898
Posted By -Mantra-
I feel lonely and miserable on all the other days...

I feel lonely and miserable on all the other days aswell. So quit whining.
Forum: The Pit 02-15-2015, 08:13 PM
Replies: 39,326
Views: 521,749
Posted By -Mantra-
Or you can go on Steam settings - downloads and...

Or you can go on Steam settings - downloads and allow it during gameplay.

Or go in your Steam library and right click on a game - properties - updates and change it to allow background downloads if...
Forum: The Pit 02-14-2015, 09:30 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,500
Posted By -Mantra-
I'm gonna eat ice cream and play Spec Ops: The...

I'm gonna eat ice cream and play Spec Ops: The Line on this happy day :)
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 11:05 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,043
Posted By -Mantra-
Your friend is a douche and you're a douche who...

Your friend is a douche and you're a douche who does what everyone else tells him to do.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 11:51 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,993
Posted By -Mantra-
I'm disappointed... your friend should've done...

I'm disappointed... your friend should've done like a really shitty freestyle rap for Adam. Just running away was so anticlimatic :n:
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 10:09 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,294
Posted By -Mantra-
Be physically strong, tough, be able to fix...

Be physically strong, tough, be able to fix everything, be ready to bang whenever opportunity arises, be passionate about football, beer, cars (only three things you're allowed to be passionate...
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 07:30 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 884
Posted By -Mantra-
When my parents broke up I heard them arguing one...

When my parents broke up I heard them arguing one night. My mom yelled out something about my dad regreting of having me when she was pregnant or something like that. I don't remember exactly.
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2015, 12:44 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,360
Posted By -Mantra-
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http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1khmuVyK--/tlay9fptjsdekta5x2da.gif
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2015, 12:36 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 5,814
Posted By -Mantra-
In 2014? Nope... nor any year before that :haha:

In 2014? Nope... nor any year before that :haha:
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2015, 09:36 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,360
Posted By -Mantra-
I think the more important question is do you eat...

I think the more important question is do you eat the boogers you pick or wipe them on a tissue.
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2014, 09:49 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,061
Posted By -Mantra-
Yeah, women think about sex aswell. Big surprise.

Yeah, women think about sex aswell. Big surprise.
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2014, 12:27 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 3,479
Posted By -Mantra-
I got a new guitar! Actually I bought it... and...

I got a new guitar!

Actually I bought it... and it was today... I didn't get anything for christmas.
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2014, 12:11 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 319
Posted By -Mantra-
Want me to whisper you a secret?

Want me to whisper you a secret?
Forum: The Pit 12-25-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 982
Posted By -Mantra-
Didn't get drunk, but watched "Guardians of...

Didn't get drunk, but watched "Guardians of the Galaxy" and playing Brütal Legend all alone.
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 10:20 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 2,761
Posted By -Mantra-
I thought about rejecting your friend request...

I thought about rejecting your friend request just to mess with you, but then I remembered I don't really have that many friends so... Ayyy lmao
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:29 PM
Replies: 2,002
Views: 122,738
Posted By -Mantra-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lApckdtQFQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lApckdtQFQ
Forum: The Pit 12-16-2014, 01:27 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 3,064
Posted By -Mantra-
Yeah, never understood guy's obsession over...

Yeah, never understood guy's obsession over it.
I'd try it if she asked, but otherwise not interested.
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