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Forum: The Pit 01-13-2016, 12:46 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 900
Posted By HardAttack
Bad way to plan your life. Almost as bad as...

Bad way to plan your life. Almost as bad as "letting god guide you".

Anyway, I've never heard anybody say "I wish I wasn't so educated." Get a degree, but I'd suggest getting an actual degree in a...
Forum: The Pit 01-12-2016, 03:35 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 1,851
Posted By HardAttack
Looks like people are starting to catch up on...

Looks like people are starting to catch up on their Comedy Central specials this month. Last week somebody brought up a Louis CK bit about kids names and as soon as I saw the thread title I thought...
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2016, 04:30 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,040
Posted By HardAttack
Look up the definition of the word 'homonym',...

Look up the definition of the word 'homonym', then say 'woodplow' out loud a few times to help you re-think the meaning.

Also, I used to wear jorts like that in middle school. JNCO Jean shorts....
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2016, 12:08 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 885
Posted By HardAttack
Louis CK did this...

Louis CK did this better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2015, 08:05 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 306
Posted By HardAttack
Somebody or something really wants you dead......

Somebody or something really wants you dead... Get well soon, though.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2015, 03:40 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 881
Posted By HardAttack
Done. My goal as a musician and on Ultimate...

Done. My goal as a musician and on Ultimate Guitar was to finish your survey. I feel satisfied now.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2015, 03:35 AM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,156
Posted By HardAttack
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f4/07/3e/f4073efdbb07b530f8868e6ed2964647.jpg

They're okay. I like sweatshirts better for some occasions.
Forum: The Pit 10-16-2015, 05:40 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,282
Posted By HardAttack
I wouldn't call us an average species.

I wouldn't call us an average species.
Forum: The Pit 10-15-2015, 01:31 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 560
Posted By HardAttack
I decided to plug 'yellow sister' into Google...

I decided to plug 'yellow sister' into Google Image Search and I was not disappointed:

http://i60.tinypic.com/8zebnq.png

I'm going to associate this image with you from now on. In fact, I think you...
Forum: The Pit 10-15-2015, 01:27 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 936
Posted By HardAttack
Presuming I had tickets; the only Led Zep reunion...

Presuming I had tickets; the only Led Zep reunion show that was held in London. I don't want to go back to the 70's.
Forum: The Pit 09-27-2015, 11:43 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 493
Posted By HardAttack
Sony, Memorex. Been a long time since I've...

Sony, Memorex. Been a long time since I've purchased any of those.
Forum: The Pit 09-21-2015, 07:57 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,457
Posted By HardAttack
Maybe all of the stress in your life stems from...

Maybe all of the stress in your life stems from the fact that you live in Des Moines.
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2015, 07:52 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 730
Posted By HardAttack
I like Wesley Clark but I think people go to him...

I like Wesley Clark but I think people go to him too often for military or government opinions. He was a commander of NATO and hasn't seen any real action since the Kosovo War. He also retired in the...
Forum: The Pit 09-16-2015, 10:19 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,325
Posted By HardAttack
Yes, let's ask Dr. The Pit for help. My advice is...

Yes, let's ask Dr. The Pit for help. My advice is to dial 9-1 before you try any suggestions here, and then be ready to dial 1 again when you see blood.
Forum: Metal 09-16-2015, 10:11 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,939
Posted By HardAttack
No, next question.

No, next question.
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2015, 11:18 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,177
Posted By HardAttack
Portuguese and Spanish can share some subjects...

Portuguese and Spanish can share some subjects and verbs but one person can't really describe anything in the other language. If I were you I would bring a pocket translator, phrase book or if you...
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2015, 11:14 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,110
Posted By HardAttack
My phone mostly serves as a web browser and a...

My phone mostly serves as a web browser and a really large watch that I keep in my pocket. I don't really like being bothered by phone calls and I hate texting. It's good to have if I need to call...
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2015, 01:51 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,364
Posted By HardAttack
Your führer would be proud.

Your führer would be proud.
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2015, 04:35 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,364
Posted By HardAttack
I'm a charismatic public speaker. Like...

I'm a charismatic public speaker. Like Hitler.

Keep the fascism comin', folks.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2015, 03:43 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 712
Posted By HardAttack
Ah, good ol' Japan. What level of perversion...

Ah, good ol' Japan. What level of perversion won't you sink to? Keep the Playstations coming, though. Love those.
Forum: The Pit 07-17-2015, 05:05 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 547
Posted By HardAttack
I throw all of the pieces up in the air at once...

I throw all of the pieces up in the air at once and hope that they land in the correct order. If they don't, I put them back in the box and try again the next day.
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2015, 03:08 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 991
Posted By HardAttack
Just tell the OP 'yes' so he won't post again.

Just tell the OP 'yes' so he won't post again.
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2015, 01:18 AM
Replies: 214
Views: 4,736
Posted By HardAttack
70 miles away isn't exactly that far off. I...

70 miles away isn't exactly that far off. I believe ISIS can capture the capital.

This conflict can end one of a few ways. We attempt to "bomb them into submission" with high explosives and...
Forum: The Pit 04-30-2015, 10:49 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 864
Posted By HardAttack
Some dude tried to panhandle money from me after...

Some dude tried to panhandle money from me after I bought a $2 iced tea from a convenience store. He was pacing back and forth outside smoking a cigarette before and after I arrived at the store. He...
Forum: The Pit 03-03-2015, 03:42 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,724
Posted By HardAttack
Go. To. College. That is the only way out of a...

Go. To. College. That is the only way out of a grocery store job other than being homeless or winning the lottery. Maybe you can learn to be like Mick Dodge and live off of wild edibles and make...
Forum: The Pit 03-03-2015, 03:03 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,724
Posted By HardAttack
Go to college. Also, try taking a psychology...

Go to college.

Also, try taking a psychology course while you're there. Although people do suck, that course might help you understand why and help you be a little bit less upset about it.
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 01:30 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 3,578
Posted By HardAttack
Angry If I weren't so lazy I'd come over there and kick...

If I weren't so lazy I'd come over there and kick your ass for saying that to everyone. :mad:
Forum: The Pit 02-24-2015, 06:08 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,274
Posted By HardAttack
Is that what you kids call it these days? Never...

Is that what you kids call it these days? Never in public. D:
Forum: The Pit 02-16-2015, 02:15 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,551
Posted By HardAttack
Mexico has an air force?

Mexico has an air force?
Forum: The Pit 02-10-2015, 06:06 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 4,353
Posted By HardAttack
I'll log in just to show you #11.

I'll log in just to show you #11.
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