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Forum: The Pit Today, 05:47 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,494
Posted By Deliriumbassist
The thing is, those who say these girls have...

The thing is, those who say these girls have 'ruined' themselves would give their left testicle to have a go. However, as it's the internet, their 'standards' change drastically. Similar to how...
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:31 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,494
Posted By Deliriumbassist
I approve of every picture in this thread. With...

I approve of every picture in this thread. With my penis.
Forum: Bass Guitar Today, 09:06 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 36
Posted By Deliriumbassist
No idea what it is, but the pickups aren't weird...

No idea what it is, but the pickups aren't weird per se- they're just jazz pickups. It's the positioning which is weird.
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:53 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,164
Posted By Deliriumbassist
That's what someone assimilated by the Hivemind...

That's what someone assimilated by the Hivemind would say.

I'm on to you.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:43 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 666
Posted By Deliriumbassist
It really wouldn't matter to me.

It really wouldn't matter to me.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:37 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,164
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Nope. We're actually being warned not to provoke...

Nope. We're actually being warned not to provoke them or they'll write angry letters and sign them off as being Beryl or Charles from Berwick upon Tweed.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:16 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,164
Posted By Deliriumbassist
But they've already killed six in France. Really...

But they've already killed six in France. Really not sure if they're an enemy, my fellow countrymen.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:15 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 584
Posted By Deliriumbassist
It also tends to be users that no-one gives a...

It also tends to be users that no-one gives a shit about. Just like thise who make their own birthday threads.
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 04:27 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,258
Posted By Deliriumbassist
I just pictured that in my head, and have deemed...

I just pictured that in my head, and have deemed it as poetry in motion.

Not that I have a habit of thinking about black men, dicks, and asses...
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 02:42 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,258
Posted By Deliriumbassist
It was a flaccid attempt, indeed.

It was a flaccid attempt, indeed.
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 02:41 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 8,615
Posted By Deliriumbassist
AustinW(insertnumber), the one who only posts his...

AustinW(insertnumber), the one who only posts his Youtube videos. He is both cringy and a c*nt. A crunt, if you will.
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 01:59 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,258
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Well, looks like he won't be the stand up guy he...

Well, looks like he won't be the stand up guy he used to be.
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 12:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 222
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Dowsing rods.

Dowsing rods.
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 12:53 PM
Replies: 19
Poll: Dishwashers
Views: 342
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Paper plates and plastic utensils are the way...

Paper plates and plastic utensils are the way forward.
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 07:23 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 428
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Instead, they partake in panda-trafficking,...

Instead, they partake in panda-trafficking, whoring out their pandas for 'political and economic favours' and ownership of child pandas. It's monstrous.
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2014, 04:14 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,080
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Germans make Beamers, and therefore know how...

Germans make Beamers, and therefore know how bloody awful they are. The British, on the other hand, have no idea how bloody awful they are and therefore buy these bloody awful cars.

I'd honestly...
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 04:46 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,148
Posted By Deliriumbassist
If Ian argues in the same way as Molly Bloom's...

If Ian argues in the same way as Molly Bloom's Soliloquy reads, it'd be nothing short of tragic and hilarious.
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 03:46 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 621
Posted By Deliriumbassist
I'm pretty sure that this is one of those 'the...

I'm pretty sure that this is one of those 'the curtains are f*cking blue' moments. :p:
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 02:50 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,540
Posted By Deliriumbassist
They're actually called temporal day length...

They're actually called temporal day length decider whizzflobs.
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 02:04 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,540
Posted By Deliriumbassist
The terms are 'glass' and 'shank.' Makes the acts...

The terms are 'glass' and 'shank.' Makes the acts sound more cultured.
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 06:20 AM
Replies: 30
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Views: 978
Posted By Deliriumbassist
It's not quite reapplying for your own job, but...

It's not quite reapplying for your own job, but it still sucks. Has your employer given you any feedback? And don't anything stupid- with employment you should never burn a bridge, figuratively or...
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 04:35 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 397
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Bassists are the only constant in jams. And that...

Bassists are the only constant in jams. And that constant is being awesome.
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2014, 09:40 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,388
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Well, you can, you just need something sharp, but...

Well, you can, you just need something sharp, but in this case, we'd be using discrete data. To be fair, I should have said 'at least' 100 people, though.
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2014, 09:10 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,388
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Have you made it to high school? I only ask...

Have you made it to high school? I only ask because you'd need 100 people in the sample in order to have a valid 99%, as you can't have 'bits' of people.
Forum: The Pit 04-14-2014, 05:25 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,388
Posted By Deliriumbassist
so...what? Anyways, you have collegiate...

so...what?

Anyways, you have collegiate universities, like Cambridge University and the University of Michigan. Governence of the constituent colleges is shared by the college itself and a...
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 04:10 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 369
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Looks like there's a funny drought in his Youtube...

Looks like there's a funny drought in his Youtube channel.
Forum: Bass Guitar 04-13-2014, 02:49 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 460
Posted By Deliriumbassist
No idea why you've quoted me for tht. I was just...

No idea why you've quoted me for tht. I was just pointing out the unfortunate use of a greater than sign in the thread title.
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 01:13 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 269
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Check all your equipment- some have a switch that...

Check all your equipment- some have a switch that is usually protected by a plastic shield, and is normally red or green and will say 110v/240v or similar. Check instruction manuals- some equipment...
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 09:40 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 411
Posted By Deliriumbassist
The 1989 Batman film, Beetlejuice, Singles and...

The 1989 Batman film, Beetlejuice, Singles and Mars Attacks!
Forum: The Pit 04-13-2014, 09:28 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 742
Posted By Deliriumbassist
Ah, found it. Read...

Ah, found it.

Read this:

http://askearache.blogspot.co.uk/2010/12/how-much-money-to-metal-bands-make.html

It even dampens the argument for downloading: 'but bands make money from touring.'
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