Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > Search Forums
User Name  
Password
Search:

Showing results 1 to 30 of 279
Search took 0.11 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: wafflesyrup
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:10 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,201
Posted By wafflesyrup
Hey-o!!!

Hey-o!!!
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:11 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,201
Posted By wafflesyrup
This thread is gold. We should all just suck each...

This thread is gold. We should all just suck each other's dicks and write songs for one another. Who's up first?
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2015, 03:29 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 1,306
Posted By wafflesyrup
My production line at work has been down most of...

My production line at work has been down most of the night so I'm just sitting at a computer reading work procedures. Keep nodding off though. Easiest money I've ever made I suppose.
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2015, 06:45 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 755
Posted By wafflesyrup
I took drugs once. Then twice. Then a third time...

I took drugs once. Then twice. Then a third time yet. Now look at me.

Moral of the story? Life's good, but the drugs are better.
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2015, 07:58 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 777
Posted By wafflesyrup
Like in that movie Equilibrium? lol I dunno,...

Like in that movie Equilibrium? lol

I dunno, couldn't even guess on that. I hadn't considered.
Forum: The Pit 07-20-2015, 06:55 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 777
Posted By wafflesyrup
Heh, shitpost. I'm gonna go against my norm and...

Heh, shitpost. I'm gonna go against my norm and try to assert a genuine statement on the topic, though brief it will be.

I know next to nothing about neurology and such but I'm of the opinion that a...
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2015, 08:29 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 2,007
Posted By wafflesyrup
After reading through the thread I've come to the...

After reading through the thread I've come to the conclusion that Arby should adopt both Ace and Hilde. Wouldn't that be fun?
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2015, 07:30 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 936
Posted By wafflesyrup
I'm deathly afraid that I'll cum too quickly my...

I'm deathly afraid that I'll cum too quickly my 'first time' with a UG'er.







That's right, one of you is gonna **** me, and I'll have written a story about it before it even happened in hopes...
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2015, 06:33 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 284
Posted By wafflesyrup
Because the internet man, the ****ing internet!

Because the internet man, the ****ing internet!
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2015, 06:27 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 303
Posted By wafflesyrup
I could show you my bathroom, but then I'd have...

I could show you my bathroom, but then I'd have to kill you. Worth?
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2015, 12:48 AM
Replies: 1,161
Views: 17,268
Posted By wafflesyrup
Just started playing again. 49 tornado shot scion...

Just started playing again. 49 tornado shot scion on new league. IGN Larksey
Forum: The Pit 07-08-2015, 06:24 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 704
Posted By wafflesyrup
This thread made my dick shrink a little, and...

This thread made my dick shrink a little, and personally, I want to know what Jim Root is going to do about that. While I have no feelings for his work, I'm confident that Jim isn't the kind of man...
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2015, 01:19 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 900
Posted By wafflesyrup
Anyone wanna get gay married at Gregg's?

Anyone wanna get gay married at Gregg's?
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2015, 01:17 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 900
Posted By wafflesyrup
Eh, I don't really know. Just felt like the...

Eh, I don't really know. Just felt like the appropriate response.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2015, 01:11 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 900
Posted By wafflesyrup
How predictable.

How predictable.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2015, 12:52 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,057
Posted By wafflesyrup
Tomorrow is the only day of your life my dear boy.

Tomorrow is the only day of your life my dear boy.
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2015, 06:59 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,972
Posted By wafflesyrup
Uh huh, sure. The shame is nearly palpable. Lol,...

Uh huh, sure. The shame is nearly palpable.

Lol, happens to me too.
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2015, 02:02 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,972
Posted By wafflesyrup
Pasta's the only person who has ever commented on...

Pasta's the only person who has ever commented on my profile. For this reason I feel a strange bond towards him, doubtfully mutual but certainly creepy. I can't help it.



Guilty as charged, though...
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2015, 12:03 AM
Replies: 182
Views: 3,088
Posted By wafflesyrup
Waffles! Bacon or eggs?

Waffles!

Bacon or eggs?
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2015, 02:45 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 3,075
Posted By wafflesyrup
Misogynistic 90% of the time? 0 reason to use? Is...

Misogynistic 90% of the time? 0 reason to use? Is this a joke thread? I find at least 100 reasons a day to use the word bitch and I don't even talk to girls cause they have cooties!
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2015, 07:44 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,520
Posted By wafflesyrup
25% of unmarried Japanese men need to meet your...

25% of unmarried Japanese men need to meet your mom! Huzzah!
Forum: The Pit 06-27-2015, 07:45 AM
Replies: 265
Views: 4,257
Posted By wafflesyrup
Relevant...

Relevant (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=csnlMYIg1KI)
Forum: The Pit 06-27-2015, 07:09 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 833
Posted By wafflesyrup
I'd get queer with Obama, y'knowutimean?

I'd get queer with Obama, y'knowutimean?
Forum: The Pit 06-27-2015, 06:45 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 792
Posted By wafflesyrup
Your mom's hydrated. :cool:

Your mom's hydrated. :cool:
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2015, 07:16 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,457
Posted By wafflesyrup
I like David Bowie's music. But I love him most...

I like David Bowie's music. But I love him most for singing to me as a child in The Labyrinth. The music along with his voice in that movie is divine, but it strikes some of my deepest roots of...
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2015, 04:20 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 929
Posted By wafflesyrup
Not that my opinion matters to anyone but the...

Not that my opinion matters to anyone but the answers given in this thread will ultimately decide who I do and do not respect in the pit.

Beard, I'd consider shaving it after and grow another, cause...
Forum: The Pit 06-23-2015, 03:41 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 800
Posted By wafflesyrup
Crisps. I'll take a bag of crisps. Just munching...

Crisps. I'll take a bag of crisps. Just munching on some crisps. I like dip with my crisps. These crisps are too salty. These crisps are too crispy.

This word pisses my ******ed American brain off...
Forum: The Pit 06-23-2015, 03:18 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 861
Posted By wafflesyrup
Eh, no semen jokes? Whatever. I've got a Brita...

Eh, no semen jokes? Whatever.

I've got a Brita filter/dispenser that sits in the fridge so all my water is cold. I don't mind it room temp though. If you don't own one of these, I recommend fixing...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 10:11 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 600
Posted By wafflesyrup
Um.... no.... do you? :confused: If so I'd like...

Um.... no.... do you? :confused:

If so I'd like to read it.
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 11:10 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,341
Posted By wafflesyrup
Oh man this shit had me busting out laughing...

Oh man this shit had me busting out laughing after reading the previous exchanges leading up to it. Think I shed a tear. :haha:
Showing results 1 to 30 of 279

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:26 AM.

Forum Archives / About / TOS / Advertise with us / Customer Support / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2015
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.