Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > Search Forums
User Name  
Password
Search:

Showing results 1 to 30 of 500
Search took 0.10 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: slapsymcdougal
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:39 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,873
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yes, but so many fake ones are really badly...

Yes, but so many fake ones are really badly done.

At any rate, here's a guide to rating tits.

Tits you are currently touching > tits you can expect to touch without getting slapped(either with a...
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:33 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,873
Posted By slapsymcdougal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71swxdSzY1w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71swxdSzY1w
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:31 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,873
Posted By slapsymcdougal
"A wild PORN appears! It uses FAKE...

"A wild PORN appears!

It uses FAKE TITS!

They're not at all convincing"
Forum: Electric Guitar Today, 03:29 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 50
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I know that feeling. It was one of the reasons...

I know that feeling. It was one of the reasons that, while I played in bands, I always preferred a simple set up. if i could plug and play, I could get through the awkward bit while the other guitar...
Forum: Electric Guitar Today, 03:27 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 237
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Actually, with a little knob twiddling(my...

Actually, with a little knob twiddling(my favourite pasttime, hur hur hur), I can get a pretty decent bluesy sound(OK, so it's not BB King or anything) out of my Destroyer's Air Norton.
When I got...
Forum: Electric Guitar Today, 03:11 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 50
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Play as part of a group first. Doesn't have to be...

Play as part of a group first. Doesn't have to be a band, just jam with people. There are 2 main lessons in this.

1) Everyone ****s up occasionally.
2) Finish the song, even when you **** up. People...
Forum: The Pit Today, 03:05 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 595
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Giez yer mac, ya dobber, or the papers the morra...

Giez yer mac, ya dobber, or the papers the morra are gonnae be a' aboot yoor chibbin.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:25 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 514
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Chromecast bro.

Chromecast bro.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:19 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 595
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Hey, even a second hand mac has some value.

Hey, even a second hand mac has some value.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:07 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,873
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I'll be honest, the majority of my porn...

I'll be honest, the majority of my porn consumption is actually audio only. The best stuff is amateur, where the participants have a funny accent.

I'm still waiting to hear a West Country porno,...
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:03 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 514
Posted By slapsymcdougal
If you're not a gamer, why do you need a laptop...

If you're not a gamer, why do you need a laptop at all?

It's basically got all the functionality of a modern phone, but without the mobile reception.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:01 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 595
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Never mind burn the witch, rob the rich bastard.

Never mind burn the witch, rob the rich bastard.
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:18 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 514
Posted By slapsymcdougal
The really important question - has anyone used...

The really important question - has anyone used the new "totally not IE" browser yet?
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:35 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 514
Posted By slapsymcdougal
ftfy Simple toys for simple people, brad.

ftfy

Simple toys for simple people, brad.
Forum: Electric Guitar Today, 12:19 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 132
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yea, but noone I know has ever admitted to using...

Yea, but noone I know has ever admitted to using craigslist here; whereas a bunch have used gumtree.

Well, the serial killers anonymous group I'm in has used craigslist a lot, but, you know......
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:15 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 514
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Icon on your taskbar, next to the...

Icon on your taskbar, next to the clock/volume/notwork indicator thingy.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:13 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,138
Posted By slapsymcdougal
He wrote a song for a girl Got his dick sucked...

He wrote a song for a girl
Got his dick sucked once and it was completely
Right down to tha balls
Should've sucked her dick while she ****ed his asshole
She turns and says "give reacharound"
I said...
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:03 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 514
Posted By slapsymcdougal
So, it's kind of like the pre-reboot Star Trek...

So, it's kind of like the pre-reboot Star Trek films?
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:10 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 514
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Nope. Will wait to see if it asplodes you before...

Nope. Will wait to see if it asplodes you before I upgrade.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:53 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 927
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Do you believe? Then just DO IT...

Do you believe?

Then just DO IT (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbzKCTkNTE).
Forum: Electric Guitar Today, 06:38 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 194
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Really liking the gold rings with that EMGs....

Really liking the gold rings with that EMGs. Really keeps it as the 'tuxedo' electric, even without the gold covered pups.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:14 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 1,222
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://www.frenchs-farm.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pork-cuts-big1.jpg

Pork all up in this bitch.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:12 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 1,222
Posted By slapsymcdougal
That's a totally overrated film.

That's a totally overrated film.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:10 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 1,222
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Here's a massive sausage for...

Here's a massive sausage for you.

http://www.tastyislandhawaii.com/images/goteborg_sausage_unwrapped.jpg
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:02 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 927
Posted By slapsymcdougal
So, you're saying that we are living in a...

So, you're saying that we are living in a material world.

Are you a material girl?
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:30 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 1,222
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Because I don't say it Don;t mean I ain't...

Because I don't say it

Don;t mean I ain't thinking it (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un1Q2JMPPyQ)
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:14 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 1,222
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Joshua's penis is actually made of chain links.

Joshua's penis is actually made of chain links.
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:13 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 595
Posted By slapsymcdougal
TBH, the worst thing I've heard so far about 10...

TBH, the worst thing I've heard so far about 10 is from butthurt people who were weird enough to like Windows BuyAMicrosoftSurfaceWeDesignedWindows8ForIt.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:26 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,138
Posted By slapsymcdougal
It just hit me how badly we've been lagging, so...

It just hit me how badly we've been lagging, so here it is, like 60 posts late.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un1Q2JMPPyQ
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:12 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 595
Posted By slapsymcdougal
That's not a lot of use. They generally only ever...

That's not a lot of use. They generally only ever say "wheeeeek".
Showing results 1 to 30 of 500

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:03 PM.

Forum Archives / About / TOS / Advertise with us / Customer Support / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2015
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.