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Forum: The Pit 02-04-2014, 06:50 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,312
Posted By Various Artists
Son, I'm calling social services

Son, I'm calling social services
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2013, 04:30 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 440
Posted By Various Artists
It's dope and I want it on my tight boddy as I...

It's dope and I want it on my tight boddy as I wheeze out of a pair of taut leather pants
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2013, 04:52 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,109
Posted By Various Artists
I dont no who u are or y u have owl nightmares...

I dont no who u are or y u have owl nightmares but if u are white male (mid 20's) ring my door bell and ask for kevin
Forum: The Pit 12-06-2013, 04:45 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,109
Posted By Various Artists
tell him he's the hottest white male mid 20's and...

tell him he's the hottest white male mid 20's and that you should give me his number (his phone number for his mobile phone, that is)
Forum: The Pit 12-05-2013, 04:20 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 759
Posted By Various Artists
Squash my beef, handsome fellow

Squash my beef, handsome fellow
Forum: The Pit 11-29-2013, 12:38 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,092
Posted By Various Artists
Hey folks Im gay and white hit me up if u want 2...

Hey folks Im gay and white hit me up if u want 2 party in my secret dance mansion
Forum: The Pit 10-26-2013, 10:10 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 2,240
Posted By Various Artists
1. It doesn't matter. So 'yes.' 2. Long term = oh...

1. It doesn't matter. So 'yes.'
2. Long term = oh ya baby
short term = oh no baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcHJWBagcsw
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2013, 10:49 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,652
Posted By Various Artists
One time I masturbated 16 times but upon...

One time I masturbated 16 times but upon ejaculation I fell unconscious crashed though a table and woke up in the back seat of a ford focus with no penis and we were driving to Afghanistan to find me...
Forum: The Pit 10-05-2013, 06:00 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,157
Posted By Various Artists
Dirt 2

Dirt 2
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2013, 11:02 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 902
Posted By Various Artists
Oh yes. I am so sorry. I didn't realise that...

Oh yes. I am so sorry. I didn't realise that teams upon teams of cranes were needed to dismantle larger cranes and would then require further cranes to dismantle those, each set of cranes smaller...
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2013, 10:38 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 902
Posted By Various Artists
How the **** would you get those cranes down once...

How the **** would you get those cranes down once they had finished the top?

Get an uglier, larger crane that can pierce to sky to move large cranes to the ground?

I don't agree with this as it is...
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 04:35 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,129
Posted By Various Artists
"I'd shake your hand, but if I move my hands...

"I'd shake your hand, but if I move my hands away from the machine, the bomb will arm."
Forum: The Pit 09-08-2013, 04:19 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,129
Posted By Various Artists
'I love you.' We got married two months...

'I love you.'

We got married two months later.

RIP, Laura.
Forum: The Pit 09-07-2013, 08:28 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,593
Posted By Various Artists
Anarcho-Punk Aus-Rotten Crass Rudimentary...

Anarcho-Punk

Aus-Rotten
Crass
Rudimentary Peni

'Cause I'm a big gay hippy loser
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2013, 08:41 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,272
Posted By Various Artists
Father's nimble fingers.

Father's nimble fingers.
Forum: The Pit 08-22-2013, 09:50 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 3,034
Posted By Various Artists
floppy sweaty penis

floppy sweaty penis
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2013, 11:08 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 2,024
Posted By Various Artists
AS results tomorrow. I royally F*cked up one of...

AS results tomorrow.

I royally F*cked up one of my Computing exams, but who the F.U.C.K. cares?

Universities do.
Forum: The Pit 08-13-2013, 06:05 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,002
Posted By Various Artists
Wrong. All wrong. Please contact your local...

Wrong. All wrong.

Please contact your local psychologist for an update about the last century of psychological discoveries.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2013, 08:02 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,403
Posted By Various Artists
This guy, right here, knows what's...

This guy, right here, knows what's happening.

I've been revisiting the Violent Femmes a lot, recently.

And Cacophony by Rudimentary Peni.... :haha: almost unlistenable but strangely brilliant

AND...
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2013, 12:52 PM
Replies: 12,893
Views: 253,718
Posted By Various Artists
You should buy a cheap copy of 'Finnegans wake'...

You should buy a cheap copy of 'Finnegans wake' and just laugh. So much will go over your head but laugh and you'll understand more about Joyce.

a way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past...
Forum: Classic Rock 06-20-2013, 04:07 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 5,259
Posted By Various Artists
Against the Grain (Bad Religion), As the Eternal...

Against the Grain (Bad Religion), As the Eternal Cowboy (Against Me!, I could fill this list with their work), The Joys of Living 2008-2010 (Sharks), almost anything by Sarah Vaughan, The Con (Tegan...
Forum: Electric Guitar 05-12-2013, 08:11 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 191
Posted By Various Artists
I remember doing 'the trooper' by Iron maiden....

I remember doing 'the trooper' by Iron maiden.

Got me an A
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2013, 04:14 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 676
Posted By Various Artists
I think many people here cannot distinguish...

I think many people here cannot distinguish between a nihilist and fatalist. There are many types and even then, I doubt your nihilist friend was an absolutist nihilist, something that was destroyed...
Forum: The Pit 03-01-2013, 05:28 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 986
Posted By Various Artists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdO1PwVdTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdO1PwVdTM
Forum: The Pit 01-05-2013, 12:11 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,872
Posted By Various Artists
Martha is a metaphor for the consciousness we all...

Martha is a metaphor for the consciousness we all experience
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2013, 01:42 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 3,585
Posted By Various Artists
Your mum.

Your mum.
Forum: The Pit 12-14-2012, 06:24 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 554
Posted By Various Artists
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR1TKLwCiFE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR1TKLwCiFE
Forum: The Pit 12-13-2012, 03:45 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,002
Posted By Various Artists
Pedantic.

Pedantic.
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2012, 04:02 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,123
Posted By Various Artists
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: ...

:haha: :haha: :haha:
:haha: :haha: :haha:
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Forum: The Pit 11-28-2012, 03:28 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 698
Posted By Various Artists
I heard Keira knightley is a bitch. discuss.

I heard Keira knightley is a bitch. discuss.
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