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Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 11:25 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,706
Posted By Jackintehbox
You know how you can scoot around in your chair...

You know how you can scoot around in your chair by kicking your legs out quickly and then bringing them back in slowly? Just do that in space and get to Mars for free.
Forum: The Pit 07-18-2014, 02:26 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 621
Posted By Jackintehbox
Just be happy they're not kilopedes.

Just be happy they're not kilopedes.
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 06:59 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,345
Posted By Jackintehbox
Por que no los...

Por que no los dos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhUWYOnTV3c
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2014, 07:07 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,237
Posted By Jackintehbox
I tried something with a pecan in it when I was...

I tried something with a pecan in it when I was like 8 and almost threw up. I haven't had a pecan since.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 07:49 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 761
Posted By Jackintehbox
i dont know, but the guy from qi is a real qt

i dont know, but the guy from qi is a real qt
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2014, 01:12 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 3,200
Posted By Jackintehbox
The guy with the BMW and the guy with the flutes...

The guy with the BMW and the guy with the flutes consistently have the best posts.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 04:54 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 725
Posted By Jackintehbox
What are you waiting for Pikachu? Use...

What are you waiting for Pikachu? Use thundershock!
Forum: The Pit 07-05-2014, 11:27 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 2,268
Posted By Jackintehbox
I don't have any opinions on the video, but I...

I don't have any opinions on the video, but I just wanted to thank you for introducing me to that comments section.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 02:38 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,133
Posted By Jackintehbox
I trapped a mosquito under a cup at night and...

I trapped a mosquito under a cup at night and dealt with it in the morning once. I've also accidentally stepped on a dog's paw before.
Forum: The Pit 07-04-2014, 02:28 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 621
Posted By Jackintehbox
i'm giving up the ghost

i'm giving up the ghost
Forum: The Pit 07-03-2014, 03:55 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,521
Posted By Jackintehbox
Lol, facebook.

Lol, facebook.
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2014, 06:14 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 3,047
Posted By Jackintehbox
I don't think there's a single person on here...

I don't think there's a single person on here that I could pick out of a lineup. This fact pleases me. It means I haven't fallen too far down the rabbit hole yet.
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 09:12 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,616
Posted By Jackintehbox
Until told otherwise, I'm going to pronounce that...

Until told otherwise, I'm going to pronounce that as l-o-l-mountain.
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 07:17 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 555
Posted By Jackintehbox
You might be onto something. Mods, we need an IP...

You might be onto something. Mods, we need an IP search.
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 07:03 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 555
Posted By Jackintehbox
Germany is known for its abundance of people...

Germany is known for its abundance of people named Pedro who say they're from Portugal.
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 06:50 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 742
Posted By Jackintehbox
I'd hit it.

I'd hit it.
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2014, 06:05 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,055
Posted By Jackintehbox
http://imageshack.us/a/img444/4738/adriana.gif

http://imageshack.us/a/img444/4738/adriana.gif
Forum: The Pit 06-28-2014, 01:12 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 820
Posted By Jackintehbox
Agreed. Pic related, it's my detachable...

Agreed.

Pic related, it's my detachable penis.

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff292/Guitar_Zer0/T2eC16VHJIYFHOIhorzsBR4OFp-f60_35_zpsee012d4f.jpg
Forum: The Pit 06-27-2014, 10:58 PM
Replies: 5,911
Views: 103,382
Posted By Jackintehbox
If you don't think the passive aggressiveness is...

If you don't think the passive aggressiveness is well founded, then you haven't been paying very close attention.
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2014, 09:22 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 2,695
Posted By Jackintehbox
Because it means we would get to see UGers' nude...

Because it means we would get to see UGers' nude butts and maybe some peepees in the booty thread.
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2014, 06:56 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 320
Posted By Jackintehbox
groan

groan
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2014, 06:55 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 578
Posted By Jackintehbox
It's like listening to Haken.

It's like listening to Haken.
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2014, 05:30 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 2,369
Posted By Jackintehbox
So in the pit, celebrity apologies = good, Gary...

So in the pit, celebrity apologies = good, Gary Oldman = bad? I feel like I've stepped into an alternate dimension.
Forum: The Pit 06-20-2014, 11:29 PM
Replies: 213
Views: 2,911
Posted By Jackintehbox
Depends on the stuff Cars: old Tech stuff: new...

Depends on the stuff

Cars: old
Tech stuff: new (obviously)
Music and movies: both
Forum: The Pit 06-20-2014, 09:30 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 445
Posted By Jackintehbox
This is like 2007 level internet humor.

This is like 2007 level internet humor.
Forum: The Pit 06-16-2014, 09:20 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 849
Posted By Jackintehbox
I've got a wart.

I've got a wart.
Forum: The Pit 06-13-2014, 06:26 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 698
Posted By Jackintehbox
But what if you just had Admiral Nelson every now...

But what if you just had Admiral Nelson every now and then and had money for hookers and flutes?
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2014, 11:22 PM
Replies: 5,911
Views: 103,382
Posted By Jackintehbox
Wow, Olenna used to look like Jewel Staite.

Wow, Olenna used to look like Jewel Staite.
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2014, 07:51 PM
Replies: 5,911
Views: 103,382
Posted By Jackintehbox
She's adorable not in the "I want to have...

She's adorable not in the "I want to have sex with her" kind of way, but in the "I want to protect her" kind of way. Like an ugly kitten.
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2014, 04:38 PM
Replies: 20,841
Views: 291,208
Posted By Jackintehbox
You troglodytes, that's an E30.

You troglodytes, that's an E30.
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