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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:57 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 791
Posted By Lord_Doku
There was this grade F- uggo I encountered once....

There was this grade F- uggo I encountered once. Somehow, she was producing a hefty amount of cloud, and far more elegant ones than I have ever witnessed.

I then stopped messing about and went...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:50 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 407
Posted By Lord_Doku
If you've never played with other people before,...

If you've never played with other people before, I'd give that a try before showing off your 1337-skillz.

And, if that is not an option you can always commit sudoku on the patio of a retired...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:35 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 206
Posted By Lord_Doku
You know who looks more like Enrique? His...

You know who looks more like Enrique? His father.

Seriously though, cheers for finding it.
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:32 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 322
Posted By Lord_Doku
I haven't played guitar in 3 weeks until I picked...

I haven't played guitar in 3 weeks until I picked one up today. After 10 minutes of warm up, I was playing just like normal.

Don't worry too much about it.
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:31 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,851
Posted By Lord_Doku
I got them to buy me a whammy bar by pretending I...

I got them to buy me a whammy bar by pretending I lost mine at a school gig. Thing is though, I genuinely lost it until a few days later I found it in my gigbag.

Sadder however is that that was the...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:27 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 206
Posted By Lord_Doku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo It...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo

It is very orange. Or more like yellow, but that's kcoo.
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 588
Posted By Lord_Doku
Maybe what you need is a new...

Maybe what you need is a new amp.

http://i.imgur.com/6xHH1Pu.jpg


Advanced Mechanical Puncture.
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:15 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,929
Posted By Lord_Doku
If the beige´sts want to make society their...

If the beige´sts want to make society their guinea pig, that's their perogative. It will not matter if the people don't follow their lead anyway. In the same fashion, its perfectly fine if other...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 932
Posted By Lord_Doku
Ranch is okay, until you taste a proper dressing...

Ranch is okay, until you taste a proper dressing for the first time.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2014, 02:40 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,329
Posted By Lord_Doku
I don't have a quote to live by, and somehow that...

I don't have a quote to live by, and somehow that frightens me. Perhaps that's because it's a reminder of my social exclusion. Jokingly being called a hipster, friends always having something else to...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2014, 10:07 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,265
Posted By Lord_Doku
This isn't new. The Zeitgeist films advocated a...

This isn't new. The Zeitgeist films advocated a similar utopia.

Unfortunately, it's going to take several generations and perhaps some scientific tinkering to forge a society like that. Too many...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2014, 10:05 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,924
Posted By Lord_Doku
Totally with you guys on TotalBiscuit and Angry...

Totally with you guys on TotalBiscuit and Angry Joe. Their sincerity is what makes them worth watching for me. They take their time to get absorbed by the game, then they list its good points and its...
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 07:47 AM
Replies: 3,213
Views: 57,909
Posted By Lord_Doku
I was very excited when I read that we're gonna...

I was very excited when I read that we're gonna have a Dutchman in F1 again.

That excitement, as I just discovered, isn't very justified and can lead only to disappointment.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 09:51 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 207
Posted By Lord_Doku
Don't judge me.

Don't judge me.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 09:45 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 207
Posted By Lord_Doku
Good enough?

Good enough?
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 09:37 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 1,982
Posted By Lord_Doku
Whenever I make pasta, I first take a big frying...

Whenever I make pasta, I first take a big frying pan and bake some herbs, spices, and garlic in a splash of olive oil, then take about a pound of ground beef and stir it around, spreading the beef so...
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:15 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,670
Posted By Lord_Doku
The answer is pretty easy to figure out yourself....

The answer is pretty easy to figure out yourself. All you have to do, is ask yourself another question:

Do you want UKIP to become the single biggest party in the world?
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:12 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 274
Posted By Lord_Doku
I feel inspired to shove a subwoofer up my ass.

I feel inspired to shove a subwoofer up my ass.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:11 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 646
Posted By Lord_Doku
On a scale from naught to Jeremy Clarkson, I'd...

On a scale from naught to Jeremy Clarkson, I'd say James May.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:09 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 1,982
Posted By Lord_Doku
I find it hard to believe anyone likes McDonalds...

I find it hard to believe anyone likes McDonalds when even the Burger King provides burgers with tomatoes that don't taste like bacon. (very weird...)

#1: Sindbad (d÷ner kebab)
#2: Burger King...
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:05 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,054
Posted By Lord_Doku
You know what really grinds my gears ? Free...

You know what really grinds my gears ?

Free music festivals. They try catering to no one because you can't cater to everyone, so the people that show up are curious about the entertainment, or...
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 08:37 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 374
Posted By Lord_Doku
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0 Easy.

0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0

Easy.
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 08:37 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,086
Posted By Lord_Doku
What about me then ?

What about me then ?
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 08:34 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 3,806
Posted By Lord_Doku
I may have kissed in twentyfour teen, not so sure...

I may have kissed in twentyfour teen, not so sure about the other one.
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 08:33 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 2,851
Posted By Lord_Doku
According to some column in one of the more...

According to some column in one of the more leading papers here in the Netherlands, we're living in a 'sharing society', where we feel the urge to share whatever happens in our lives with hundreds of...
Forum: The Pit 08-12-2014, 09:03 PM
Replies: 292
Views: 4,408
Posted By Lord_Doku
They'd also have to change the name from United...

They'd also have to change the name from United Kingdom into something else.

England the Tanking-Economy and his friends.
Forum: The Pit 08-11-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 645
Posted By Lord_Doku
^ Oh wow that kid with his hands together. All of...

^
Oh wow that kid with his hands together. All of those pics actually. +1
Forum: The Pit 08-11-2014, 06:00 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 584
Posted By Lord_Doku
That's not aid. That's liberty. You dare insult...

That's not aid. That's liberty. You dare insult liberty? Because I sure do.

Who came up with the idea to carpet-bomb them with McDonalds ?
Forum: The Pit 08-11-2014, 09:54 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,289
Posted By Lord_Doku
^ +1 I don't know what to feel more sorry for...

^ +1

I don't know what to feel more sorry for though: the above, or the fact that in 30 years people will still hate her for Twilight.
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 12:43 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 553
Posted By Lord_Doku
Mambo goes the bambino Straight for a paid...

Mambo goes the bambino
Straight for a paid cappuccino
Pours it down the throat of this chico
Buys a salad afterwards.
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