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Forum: The Pit 05-07-2013, 12:00 AM
Replies: 3,213
Views: 38,975
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Forum: The Pit 05-06-2013, 11:56 PM
Replies: 39,862
Views: 383,569
Posted By PatchworkMan
So Derek Rose, who was cleared to play in...

So Derek Rose, who was cleared to play in February, sits on the bench while his teammates play hurt and his backup drops 29 points on Miami. Bulls take game 1. You can't make this stuff up, folks.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2012, 02:34 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 2,570
Posted By PatchworkMan
Glass is fatter at the bottom because it makes...

Glass is fatter at the bottom because it makes sense to put the fatter end at the bottom of the frame. Glass is not a fluid.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2012, 02:30 PM
Replies: 6,380
Views: 84,546
Posted By PatchworkMan
Art is making something out of nothing and...

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
- Frank Zappa
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2012, 02:28 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 2,570
Posted By PatchworkMan
From Wikipedia: End of argument.

From Wikipedia:

End of argument.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2012, 02:26 PM
Replies: 6,380
Views: 84,546
Posted By PatchworkMan
Nature is only art under the assumption that...

Nature is only art under the assumption that nature has an intelligent creator intending to produce something artistic.
Forum: The Pit 11-06-2012, 11:15 PM
Replies: 1,484
Views: 24,940
Posted By PatchworkMan
Mitt Romney is essentially the Republican version...

Mitt Romney is essentially the Republican version of John Kerry. He's not the first choice of his party's faithful, he's extremely rich, he has a wishy-washy record, and he's counting on...
Forum: The Pit 11-03-2012, 03:16 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 4,374
Posted By PatchworkMan
Hey man, if you really don't want to have sex,...

Hey man, if you really don't want to have sex, more power to you. I respect that. But you know there's such a thing as contraception, right?
Forum: The Pit 11-03-2012, 03:13 AM
Replies: 39,862
Views: 383,569
Posted By PatchworkMan
I'd just like to point out that my Bucks started...

I'd just like to point out that my Bucks started off the season by beating the Celtics in Boston.

That is all. Carry on.
Forum: The Pit 11-03-2012, 03:11 AM
Replies: 181
Views: 4,374
Posted By PatchworkMan
Had just turned 19. Things had been getting hot...

Had just turned 19. Things had been getting hot and heavy with my GF for a few days at that point, and I guess it seemed silly to her for me to keep up the half-assed purity charade. I think she...
Forum: The Pit 10-30-2012, 12:58 AM
Replies: 167
Views: 4,367
Posted By PatchworkMan
I'm not the hardcore Christian I used to be, but...

I'm not the hardcore Christian I used to be, but the Christian answer to TS' question is that God is selflessness and love and Satan is selfishness, and therefore the difference between a divine...
Forum: The Pit 10-30-2012, 12:36 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,216
Posted By PatchworkMan
I have other boards, and this one makes me feel...

I have other boards, and this one makes me feel old.
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2012, 10:10 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,216
Posted By PatchworkMan
I swing by every once in a while.

I swing by every once in a while.
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2012, 09:48 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,216
Posted By PatchworkMan
US Wheedon endorses Romney as candidate most likely to trigger zombie apocalypse

YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6TiXUF9xbTo)

PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE TO LEARN PARKOUR LIKE REALLY SOON LIKE MAYBE TAKE A CLASS OR SOMETHING
Forum: The Pit 08-05-2012, 11:50 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 873
Posted By PatchworkMan
Question Ask questions that start with "Is it weird that I"

I'll go first.

Is it weird that I sit on a bar stool at my computer desk?
Forum: The Pit 07-27-2012, 10:45 AM
Replies: 4,468
Views: 45,544
Posted By PatchworkMan
Not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but...

Not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but here's NBC's hub for all the online coverage:
http://www.nbcolympics.com/online-listings/

Looks like they're going to stream just about everything.
Forum: The Pit 07-27-2012, 10:41 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 382
Posted By PatchworkMan
Ooh, didn't see it. I even looked. I fail. Ignore...

Ooh, didn't see it. I even looked. I fail. Ignore this thread.
Forum: The Pit 07-27-2012, 10:28 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 382
Posted By PatchworkMan
International 2012 London Olympics Thread

There have been a couple more specific threads so far, but since the opening ceremonies are tonight, let's make a big, general one like we do for everything in the Pit.

For starters, here's where...
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2012, 06:20 PM
Replies: 3,239
Views: 43,021
Posted By PatchworkMan
Is there a UG Steam group? I'd join.

Is there a UG Steam group? I'd join.
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2012, 06:19 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 3,922
Posted By PatchworkMan
Science isn't undermining atheism. What a...

Science isn't undermining atheism. What a ridiculous idea. Until there is scientific proof of God (don't hold your breath) science won't and can't undermine religion.
Forum: The Pit 07-13-2012, 11:01 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,952
Posted By PatchworkMan
I like my women like I like my Sabbath: black.

I like my women like I like my Sabbath: black.
Forum: Acoustic & Classical Guitar 07-13-2012, 05:31 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 522
Posted By PatchworkMan
Dreadnoughts yes, but that's not a dreadnought....

Dreadnoughts yes, but that's not a dreadnought. It's pretty rare to see a guy playing with no picks or nails on a jumbo.
Forum: Acoustic & Classical Guitar 07-13-2012, 05:17 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 435
Posted By PatchworkMan
Nails are out because I'm a martial artist. I did...

Nails are out because I'm a martial artist. I did some time with finger picks and I'm not sure I want to go back. I definitely have the fingertip calluses already, but it's not really enough for a...
Forum: Acoustic & Classical Guitar 07-12-2012, 11:10 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 435
Posted By PatchworkMan
I've tried everything I can find. I guess most of...

I've tried everything I can find. I guess most of them have been either maple or mahogany with spruce tops.
Forum: Acoustic & Classical Guitar 07-12-2012, 10:34 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 435
Posted By PatchworkMan
Fingerstyle on a jumbo

I have long monkey arms, and as a result, I like the feel of a jumbo. It just fits in my arms better. But I play a lot of fingerstyle with no nails or fingerpicks, which tends to sound weak on...
Forum: Acoustic & Classical Guitar 07-12-2012, 10:08 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 522
Posted By PatchworkMan
I don't think Damien Rice uses nails or a...

I don't think Damien Rice uses nails or a thumbpick when fingerstyling. I think what you're hearing is the sound a bare thumb makes on that particular guitar (a bigger guitar than most fingerstylists...
Forum: The Pit 07-12-2012, 03:23 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 2,903
Posted By PatchworkMan
Because so many of us men are assholes. Women are...

Because so many of us men are assholes. Women are trying to find good male partners, but most of us haven't been raised to fit that bill. Hence the contradiction.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2012, 03:13 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 381
Posted By PatchworkMan
Post Time to start eating possums.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/opossum-protein-makes-them-immune-nearly-poisons-could-190604532.html



Rednecks have had it right all along.
Forum: The Pit 07-10-2012, 12:50 AM
Replies: 6,380
Views: 84,546
Posted By PatchworkMan
They are, but they're really not any more nuts...

They are, but they're really not any more nuts than any other wackjob family-based cult. They get themselves in the news by calling themselves a Baptist church (which they're not) and picketing high...
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2012, 03:34 AM
Replies: 395
Views: 6,314
Posted By PatchworkMan
Jumping into this thread to say that John Roberts...

Jumping into this thread to say that John Roberts has the biggest balls of any man ever.
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