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Forum: The Pit 07-01-2015, 06:50 PM
Replies: 189
Views: 3,444
Posted By strait jacket
My name is Michael, like everyone else

My name is Michael, like everyone else
Forum: The Pit 06-13-2015, 07:59 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
This time last year, there's so much less...

This time last year, there's so much less activity in this thread now, I used to treat this like the chat thread
Forum: The Pit 06-13-2015, 05:57 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
She's going great, we called her Elizabeth, and...

She's going great, we called her Elizabeth, and because she was born by emergency c-section rebeccas **** wasn't stretched to the shit house so that's a win
Forum: The Pit 06-10-2015, 08:10 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 471,326
Posted By strait jacket
Hey hey I'm back if anyone remembers me

Hey hey I'm back if anyone remembers me
Forum: The Pit 06-10-2015, 08:06 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
This place has gone down hill bad since I was...

This place has gone down hill bad since I was last here
Forum: The Pit 12-24-2014, 07:46 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 2,544
Posted By strait jacket
"hydra is a **** and I'm glad he's...

"hydra is a **** and I'm glad he's gone"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hydra is okay, then I'm happy."
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 07:22 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 471
Posted By strait jacket
hydra was hitler, think about it you never saw...

hydra was hitler, think about it
you never saw hitler and hydra in the same room did you?
just sayin'
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 07:20 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 302
Posted By strait jacket
Poirot without a doubt, love that little bald...

Poirot without a doubt, love that little bald Belgian genius.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 06:30 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,715
Posted By strait jacket
what a **** good riddance to a bad mod. please...

what a **** good riddance to a bad mod.
please don't tell me he's really gone :sad:
Forum: The Pit 12-16-2014, 12:33 AM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
I didn't die or get arrested thus it was a good...

I didn't die or get arrested thus it was a good idea
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 11:12 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 471,326
Posted By strait jacket
ok but I'm not waxing my asshole unless you watch...

ok but I'm not waxing my asshole unless you watch me do it
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 11:02 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 471,326
Posted By strait jacket
hey Hydra, am I being non furry enough for you?

hey Hydra, am I being non furry enough for you?
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:58 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
I've flown stoned before, in fact the first time...

I've flown stoned before, in fact the first time I went to Sydney airport I found a bag with weed in it in the car park and I smoked it before I went in
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:57 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
Smile they're pretty shit yeah, bit at least I'm at a...

they're pretty shit yeah, bit at least I'm at a regional airport so there isn't a big hassle with security getting in and out to smoke or whatever
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 40,064
Views: 471,326
Posted By strait jacket
so who else likes ****ing fat girls up the ass?

so who else likes ****ing fat girls up the ass?
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:53 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
ok

ok
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:50 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
why am I bored ? I'm waiting for a plane because...

why am I bored ? I'm waiting for a plane because my first flight got cancelled.
my gf (who I should probably start calling my partner because we've been together more than a year and she's pregnant...
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 10:45 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,246
Posted By strait jacket
id watch it but then again i like fat chicks so...

id watch it but then again i like fat chicks so of course i would
Forum: The Pit 12-15-2014, 09:21 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
**** you cunts, say something, im bored

**** you cunts, say something, im bored
Forum: The Pit 11-24-2014, 04:55 AM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
No, I'm dooming her to a life of hard work for...

No, I'm dooming her to a life of hard work for minimal payoff
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2014, 09:37 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
Elizabeth Peta Stanton Don't be stupid, she'll...

Elizabeth Peta Stanton


Don't be stupid, she'll be a hula hoopist and aerialist
Forum: The Pit 11-10-2014, 08:55 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
so we found out that my gf is having a girl

so we found out that my gf is having a girl
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 11:00 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 758
Posted By strait jacket
happy birthday, not too happy though, you lost...

happy birthday, not too happy though, you lost your right to happiness when you became a mod and uncool
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 02:58 AM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
so i got my girlfriend pregnant...

so i got my girlfriend pregnant...
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 07:31 AM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
Thumbs up tempted to sig

tempted to sig
Forum: The Pit 05-20-2014, 02:27 AM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
Sup fags, I got internet again booyah

Sup fags, I got internet again booyah
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2014, 11:21 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
that they do. alot more then anyone thinks

that they do. alot more then anyone thinks
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2014, 07:11 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
i care about you *strait's girlfriend*

i care about you
*strait's girlfriend*
Forum: The Pit 05-05-2014, 07:22 PM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
hey cunts I'm going to work on a circus for a...

hey cunts I'm going to work on a circus for a while and I can't take my computer so I'm going awol for some time, I still love all you sorry bastards tho
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2014, 12:13 AM
Replies: 90,734
Views: 903,257
Posted By strait jacket
my girlfriend made me a willy warmer :D be jelly

my girlfriend made me a willy warmer :D be jelly
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