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Forum: The Pit 09-16-2014, 02:49 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 867
Posted By shattamakar
Art is that which snooty dicks define as...

Art is that which snooty dicks define as such.

/thread
Forum: The Pit 09-16-2014, 02:43 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,496
Posted By shattamakar
When it has adequate funding by George Soros.

When it has adequate funding by George Soros.
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 06:36 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 163
Posted By shattamakar
I prefer playing with the tits they hold up.

I prefer playing with the tits they hold up.
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,671
Posted By shattamakar
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 06:02 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,066
Posted By shattamakar
Wubalabadubdub!

Wubalabadubdub!
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 03:46 PM
Replies: 297
Views: 9,628
Posted By shattamakar
My mom used to sing this to...

My mom used to sing this to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cR-dU0u5aI
Forum: The Pit 08-31-2014, 12:03 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 869
Posted By shattamakar
Happiness More or less It's just a change in...

Happiness
More or less
It's just a change in me
Something in my liberty
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 06:57 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 869
Posted By shattamakar
You should have seen it before I shooped in the...

You should have seen it before I shooped in the hats for Christmas, 2012.

Dayim.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 06:07 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 869
Posted By shattamakar
I blame colonialism.

I blame colonialism.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 05:57 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 869
Posted By shattamakar
Yes?

Yes?
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 05:34 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 869
Posted By shattamakar
But you can be relatively superficially happy not...

But you can be relatively superficially happy not knowing how shit the world is AKA the classical formulation of the american dream.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:44 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,347
Posted By shattamakar
Poststructural philosophy was like crack for my...

Poststructural philosophy was like crack for my mind. I'm glad I'm clean now.

But sometimes I still look out of my window and wonder, "Is there anything outside the text?"
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:04 PM
Replies: 679
Views: 14,360
Posted By shattamakar
Oh cool. :) No, I'm trying to find private...

Oh cool. :)

No, I'm trying to find private accommodation but if that doesn't work out I'll be staying in LSE's Northumberland Hall.

Have you decided on a place to stay yet?
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 03:59 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 869
Posted By shattamakar
Complicate the idea of happiness first,...

Complicate the idea of happiness first, TS.

http://existentialcomics.com/comic/42

Happiness is more than euphoric feelings, more than its pursuit and and more than the premise of a Pharell song. We...
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 03:42 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 759
Posted By shattamakar
No why would I go to Glasgow and speak like I'm...

No why would I go to Glasgow and speak like I'm manoeuvring a **** through my larynx?
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 02:58 PM
Replies: 679
Views: 14,360
Posted By shattamakar
So I have to think of an asshole while sucking a...

So I have to think of an asshole while sucking a dick?
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 02:42 PM
Replies: 679
Views: 14,360
Posted By shattamakar
Beauty scene. Hopefully UK postgraduate...

Beauty scene.

Hopefully UK postgraduate education is worth it and I won't have to suck penises to pay the rent.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 02:32 PM
Replies: 255
Views: 4,955
Posted By shattamakar
Well, that's a goddamn uzi.

Well, that's a goddamn uzi.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 02:27 PM
Replies: 679
Views: 14,360
Posted By shattamakar
So I have 18K tuition, 10% fee waiver, a local...

So I have 18K tuition, 10% fee waiver, a local scholarship and I'm applying for a part-time. Its steep as hell and the rent is just ball crushing but I hope to get a decent job as soon as I'm...
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 02:05 PM
Replies: 679
Views: 14,360
Posted By shattamakar
So I'm moving to the UK to muck around at LSE. :)...

So I'm moving to the UK to muck around at LSE. :) I hope London won't shit all over me. Anyone else in the University of London?
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 11:05 AM
Replies: 288
Views: 6,154
Posted By shattamakar
Glad to be back, anus. On point, Rosee Divine's...

Glad to be back, anus.

On point, Rosee Divine's ass, please check it out.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 10:58 AM
Replies: 288
Views: 6,154
Posted By shattamakar
An official Pitmonkey reunion would be nice. UG...

An official Pitmonkey reunion would be nice. UG could send out mails and ask everyone to come in for a few hours and relive the glory days.

It would be nice to see MightyAl again.

Also, big butts,...
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 10:46 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,809
Posted By shattamakar
prince

prince
Forum: The Pit 03-22-2014, 10:05 AM
Replies: 2,562
Views: 85,961
Posted By shattamakar
Here:

Here:
Forum: The Pit 03-21-2014, 06:51 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,676
Posted By shattamakar
Mum.

Mum.
Forum: The Pit 03-21-2014, 06:48 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,195
Posted By shattamakar
Respond to this image with the appropriate...

Respond to this image with the appropriate...
Forum: The Pit 01-18-2014, 04:00 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,720
Posted By shattamakar
Alex Webster cums blood, by that logic.

Alex Webster cums blood, by that logic.
Forum: The Pit 01-18-2014, 03:08 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 488
Posted By shattamakar
But...aren't you in Ireland anyway?

But...aren't you in Ireland anyway?
Forum: The Pit 01-18-2014, 02:54 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 488
Posted By shattamakar
Shall we shall? We shall!

Lets bring 'shall' back, shall we?

'Shall' is so nonchalant, so suave, so genuinely powerful. 'Will' is so melodramatic, so effortful, so anticlimatic.

Some of the greatest declarative moments in...
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2013, 10:50 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,046
Posted By shattamakar
Remember, Pitteroons, you will be hard pressed to...

Remember, Pitteroons, you will be hard pressed to ever embarrass yourself like this gentleman right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Evw2Y8XnB9Q#at=81

Now carry on with...
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