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Forum: The Pit 03-09-2014, 03:29 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 877
Posted By Twist of fate
Why does it feel like it's so early this year and...

Why does it feel like it's so early this year and also screw daylight I love darkness at 5 pm
Forum: The Pit 03-08-2014, 12:47 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 763
Posted By Twist of fate
It has been 14 hours, 27 minutes, and 52 seconds...

It has been 14 hours, 27 minutes, and 52 seconds since my last high five
Forum: The Pit 03-08-2014, 12:46 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,091
Posted By Twist of fate
Ain't no one getting rich off my ideas son

Ain't no one getting rich off my ideas son
Forum: Musician Ads 12-08-2013, 10:54 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 155
Posted By Twist of fate
Bassist/Drummer/Rhythm Guitarist from North Jersey available

Hello, guys. My first post around these forums in a while but here I am with another band to look for.

So I've been playing in a band for a while now and we've parted ways and I have experience...
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2013, 01:35 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 1,853
Posted By Twist of fate
I want the next pope to just come in and be like...

I want the next pope to just come in and be like "Nah screw this man if I don't mind Jesus don't mind"
Forum: The Pit 07-29-2013, 01:33 PM
Replies: 132
Views: 2,877
Posted By Twist of fate
Morning Star Veggie chicken Cesar salad with a...

Morning Star Veggie chicken Cesar salad with a Bolthouse farms chocolate shake
Who says vegetarians are missing out?
http://i44.tinypic.com/2jfyx4h.png
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2013, 09:52 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,215
Posted By Twist of fate
pretty sure by the time I die no one will ever...

pretty sure by the time I die no one will ever own a record player or at least the only ones left will be in museums
Forum: The Pit 06-26-2013, 04:06 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,240
Posted By Twist of fate
I wouldn't oversexualize her body and condemn her...

I wouldn't oversexualize her body and condemn her that's for sure.
Her choice, her business.

Also just because somebody's body is exposed doesn't mean you're entitled to it.
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2013, 07:00 PM
Replies: 40,002
Views: 326,641
Posted By Twist of fate
The contract is sealed.

The contract is sealed.
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2013, 06:54 PM
Replies: 40,002
Views: 326,641
Posted By Twist of fate
Guys help me what is going...

Guys help me what is going on
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwghbrtZ1E1qzy8xyo2_500.png
Forum: The Pit 06-14-2013, 04:42 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,497
Posted By Twist of fate
Vegetarian

Vegetarian
Forum: The Pit 05-28-2013, 07:47 AM
Replies: 40,002
Views: 326,641
Posted By Twist of fate
As of today I have been on this site for 7...

As of today I have been on this site for 7 years

send help
Forum: The Pit 05-28-2013, 07:45 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,650
Posted By Twist of fate
I saw something a few years ago that Jalell White...

I saw something a few years ago that Jalell White from Family Matters killed himself and left a note saying "Did I do that?" And I really believed it
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 10:31 PM
Replies: 40,002
Views: 326,641
Posted By Twist of fate
I dropped a piece of weed and it fell in a spider...

I dropped a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like ďmy niggaĒ and we fist pounded
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 04:12 PM
Replies: 5,578
Views: 603,853
Posted By Twist of fate
...

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Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 01:54 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,626
Posted By Twist of fate
If masturbating while stoned isnít called weed...

If masturbating while stoned isnít called weed whacking I donít know how to live my life anymore
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2013, 01:53 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,628
Posted By Twist of fate
Can we just start calling it "Farm emo"...

Can we just start calling it "Farm emo" instead of "country music"
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2013, 11:56 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 4,112
Posted By Twist of fate
From watching The Man Show on comedy central in...

From watching The Man Show on comedy central in like 5th grade. The first time, some blood literally came out.
Forum: The Pit 04-20-2013, 09:56 PM
Replies: 5,578
Views: 603,853
Posted By Twist of fate
WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE...

WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS
http://media.tumblr.com/fa2f1590244262d5bc516c8cad3a30fe/tumblr_inline_mliw483tBg1qz4rgp.png
Forum: The Pit 04-19-2013, 12:39 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,567
Posted By Twist of fate
My thoughts yep. It's not that we shouldn't care,...

My thoughts yep. It's not that we shouldn't care, because being desensitized to all the violence that goes on in the world because "it happens all the time" is a social injustice. We equally can't...
Forum: The Pit 04-19-2013, 12:22 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,567
Posted By Twist of fate
The bombing, fertilizer plant exploding (although...

The bombing, fertilizer plant exploding (although not an attack) and now this, three days in a row. Although shootings or at least threats happen all the time and are all emergencies, this is an odd...
Forum: The Pit 04-19-2013, 12:05 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,567
Posted By Twist of fate
Active Shooter on MIT Campus in Boston

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/18/17817173-extremely-dangerous-gunshots-reported-on-mit-campus?lite

On the list of things that are not okay, this is seriously not okay.
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2013, 08:26 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,338
Posted By Twist of fate
I would go to Ashton Kutcher route. I saw him on...

I would go to Ashton Kutcher route. I saw him on MTV cribs a few years back and the dude lived in a tiny ass house.

As a band we'd probably buy an average house together and live there off what we...
Forum: The Pit 04-17-2013, 02:32 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 806
Posted By Twist of fate
My band is in the Skate and Surf (Bamboozle)...

My band is in the Skate and Surf (Bamboozle) festival break contest and we made it past the first two rounds and will be playing in the final round on May 4th in Freehold NJ, the site of the actual...
Forum: The Pit 03-27-2013, 12:01 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 2,371
Posted By Twist of fate
That time last summer when people held on to the...

That time last summer when people held on to the stereotypes that Americans are fat and stupid and then we landed a probe on Mars while winning the olympics.

Also I think we did a good job turning...
Forum: The Pit 03-11-2013, 04:10 PM
Replies: 40,000
Views: 314,069
Posted By Twist of fate
They're like the bully that threatens to hit you...

They're like the bully that threatens to hit you and then you stand up to him and he keeps stalling like "OKay man I'm gonna do it, you're gonna wish you didn't say that"
Forum: The Pit 03-11-2013, 04:06 PM
Replies: 40,000
Views: 314,069
Posted By Twist of fate
So about this North Korea nonsense starting up...

So about this North Korea nonsense starting up again. Wasn't there a treaty signed after WW2 saying that basically if you fire a nuke without discretion then every other allied country can nuke you...
Forum: The Pit 03-11-2013, 02:30 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 825
Posted By Twist of fate
I'm doing it while on my laptop right now so it's...

I'm doing it while on my laptop right now so it's funny I found this thread just now
Forum: The Pit 03-07-2013, 03:48 PM
Replies: 40,000
Views: 314,069
Posted By Twist of fate
I'm seeing Aaron Carter tonight guys, should I...

I'm seeing Aaron Carter tonight guys, should I ask him how long he got grounded for after throwing that sick ass house party 10 years ago?
Forum: The Pit 03-01-2013, 05:40 PM
Replies: 13,042
Views: 493,431
Posted By Twist of fate
She wants to corrupt you. Corrupt her with your...

She wants to corrupt you. Corrupt her with your non virgin penis. Who knows, you might get better at the sex thing!
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