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Forum: The Pit 08-11-2015, 12:36 AM
Replies: 184
Views: 2,634
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Let me imbue you boys with words to live by. The...

Let me imbue you boys with words to live by. The only people who truly deserve to always be tipped well are strippers and tattoo artists.
Forum: The Pit 08-10-2015, 11:46 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 199
Posted By Jack Off Jill
^This guy knows.

^This guy knows.
Forum: The Pit 08-10-2015, 11:34 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 199
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Ukelele is for hipster girls. Take up the banjo....

Ukelele is for hipster girls. Take up the banjo. Or if you insist, the banjo-ukelele.
Forum: The Pit 08-10-2015, 10:50 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Message him, man. See how much it would be. It...

Message him, man. See how much it would be. It seems like a lot of money, but owning a piece of art from a favorite cartoonist is completely worth it. Especially if you are into drawing and stuff....
Forum: The Pit 08-10-2015, 06:46 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I really want one, too. I have a special spot...

I really want one, too. I have a special spot on my forearm saved for the day I see Steve Dillon. I'm hoping to make it to Cincy Comic Con in September so I can get Derrick Robertson to do one...
Forum: The Pit 08-10-2015, 05:10 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
The stencil Tony Moore drew was supposed to be...

The stencil Tony Moore drew was supposed to be two separate ones originally, but he threw them together, detailed the hell out of them because He knew they were going on my arm, and really hooked me...
Forum: The Pit 08-10-2015, 05:08 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
The tattoo itself was 500 bucks, I tipped two...

The tattoo itself was 500 bucks, I tipped two hundred. Typically artists have a set hourly rate, my artist, who travels, is named Josh Wiley. And he just worked really really fast. I sat for about...
Forum: The Pit 08-09-2015, 09:35 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
So, yesterday Tony Moore of The Walking Dead,...

So, yesterday Tony Moore of The Walking Dead, drew a quarter sleeve Fear Agent tattoo for me. ...
Forum: The Pit 05-29-2015, 07:23 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Better hurry. Thursday is the only day not sold...

Better hurry. Thursday is the only day not sold out.
Forum: The Pit 05-27-2015, 08:43 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
October. Tickets are only like fifty bucks. So...

October. Tickets are only like fifty bucks. So if you're close enough, it's not terrible. I think we're gonna make a whole week of it since lines are so stupidly long.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 01:55 AM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
My third comic convention of the year has been a...

My third comic convention of the year has been a success. I got Bob Camp, the co-creator of Ren and Stimpy to design a tattoo of Ren tattooing Stimpy for me. It is my new favorite tattoo. BTW, if...
Forum: The Pit 05-14-2015, 05:47 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Yes. Anything Dustin Nguyen works on is worth...

Yes. Anything Dustin Nguyen works on is worth looking into.
Forum: The Pit 05-04-2015, 09:26 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Complete Case Files. I think you're focusing on...

Complete Case Files.


I think you're focusing on the one thing. There's backlash against ALL the changes made to the series, not just the race change for Tulip. And that has to be expected out of...
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2015, 10:37 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,598
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Meanwhile, the god damn Goon movie ain't getting...

Meanwhile, the god damn Goon movie ain't getting no love. You all need to write to your local congressmen.
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2015, 10:28 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,598
Posted By Jack Off Jill
The Joker really shouldn't be that dirty. The...

The Joker really shouldn't be that dirty. The cool thing about him, classically, is that although he's unhinged he really cares about his appearance for some reason.
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2015, 10:20 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,598
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Yeeeah, sorry. I haven't been on UG regularly...

Yeeeah, sorry. I haven't been on UG regularly since the Spoiler tags were added. I forgot all about them.

****ed up in the comics, or with the tattoos? Because it's my understanding that Scott...
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2015, 10:16 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,598
Posted By Jack Off Jill
The glove he's wearing is a tattooing glove. He...

The glove he's wearing is a tattooing glove. He tattooed himself.

Spoilers about the current status of Joker in New 52.
And just for the record, the faceless Joker is not the real Joker. The real...
Forum: The Pit 04-27-2015, 11:57 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
It depends on what it is. Most of my single...

It depends on what it is. Most of my single issues get bagged and boarded and put into plastic totes. I try to separate number 1 issues because I like to get them signed, and then I'll frame them. ...
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2015, 10:10 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I used to hate DKR, but I read it again a few...

I used to hate DKR, but I read it again a few months back and it didn't seem so all over the place as it used to. I don't know if it's because I can identify with getting older now, or because the...
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2015, 08:29 AM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I feel like if you're going to pick on Miller's...

I feel like if you're going to pick on Miller's art, you should stay away from Templesmith, Kindt, Lemire and Stan Sakai. Honestly, picking on the art in a lot of comics is just kind of a silly...
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2015, 08:14 AM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
C2E2 was so awesome! I gave Eric Powell a Tom...

C2E2 was so awesome! I gave Eric Powell a Tom Waits vinyl so he offered me a free book. But since I have them all he insisted I take a shirt. And he drew The Goon in a birthday card for my favorite...
Forum: The Pit 03-30-2015, 09:37 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Any of you guys going to C2E2 in Chicago next...

Any of you guys going to C2E2 in Chicago next month?

Cornmancer: It was actually pretty awesome. I got my copy of Scalped #1 signed by Jason Aaron. He was pretty cool, and I got to chat with a...
Forum: The Pit 03-12-2015, 05:12 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
You also said in the same sentence that Alan...

You also said in the same sentence that Alan Moore's work was the pinnacle of misogyny.

Why do you think that of Frank Miller exactly? Sin City, where the girls run Old Town and are some of the...
Forum: The Pit 03-12-2015, 05:10 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Whats funny about it?

Whats funny about it?
Forum: The Pit 03-12-2015, 04:51 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I find the claims of misgogny against Alan Moore...

I find the claims of misgogny against Alan Moore to be ridiculous. He uses sexual violence against both men and women frequently. In the same damn book Jim Gordon is overtly sexually violated. As...
Forum: The Pit 03-08-2015, 03:41 PM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
I think I'm going to the KC comic con next...

I think I'm going to the KC comic con next weekend. You hitting that shit up Dan?
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 01:09 AM
Replies: 2,032
Views: 35,694
Posted By Jack Off Jill
You never see blood in Wolverine outside of the...

You never see blood in Wolverine outside of the Max line anyway.

Now an Invincible movie. That's what you need.
Forum: The Pit 02-05-2015, 01:50 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,203
Posted By Jack Off Jill
It depends on the album. I never get tired of...

It depends on the album. I never get tired of the first three Mars Volta records.
Forum: The Pit 02-05-2015, 01:47 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,081
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Is Coheed emo? They sound emo, but they're emo...

Is Coheed emo? They sound emo, but they're emo about like spaceships and aliens and stuff so I dont know if it counts unless it's like the ending to E.T. when Elliot had to say goodbyem
Forum: The Pit 02-05-2015, 01:31 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,874
Posted By Jack Off Jill
Got a full time job and a family and stopped...

Got a full time job and a family and stopped being super into music. I don't have time for you losers anymore.
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