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Forum: The Pit 07-14-2014, 10:23 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
It is if you are in land of underage dirnkers...

It is if you are in land of underage dirnkers merica.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:19 AM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Blow real hard til you get lightheaded.

Blow real hard til you get lightheaded.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:17 AM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/obKLdou0LH0/0.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/obKLdou0LH0/0.jpg
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:14 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 913
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
It puts the lotion in the basket.

It puts the lotion in the basket.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:11 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,525
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Wait wait wait Jay. What the **** does green mean?

Wait wait wait Jay. What the **** does green mean?
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:09 AM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Dread is defs in vietnam. Damn, shit is gonna go...

Dread is defs in vietnam. Damn, shit is gonna go down, as sure as crazySam giving his real fiance the business.
Forum: The Pit 07-07-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 8,781
Views: 94,650
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I don't even understand half of that. OG hax 4...

I don't even understand half of that.

OG hax 4 lyfe
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2014, 05:40 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,412
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Honestly, from what I have seen of guitar center...

Honestly, from what I have seen of guitar center employees you should just let them stroke their own ego in the interview and they will probs hire you.
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 10:37 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,259
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Axel, you lament about how hot the suit gets like...

Axel, you lament about how hot the suit gets like that somehow justifies the fact that you are wanking in a squirrel suit.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:52 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 799
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Snazz, you are just jealous because dat nig makes...

Snazz, you are just jealous because dat nig makes music and you dont.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:50 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Right? Exactly what I was going for.

Right?

Exactly what I was going for.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:41 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Yall coons scared him with all the racist lingo.

Yall coons scared him with all the racist lingo.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:40 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 799
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Do Not Listen To Him. He Is Clearly Robot.

Do Not Listen To Him. He Is Clearly Robot.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:32 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,601
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Look out TS. I have a massive no-touching fetish...

Look out TS. I have a massive no-touching fetish that stems back to my days in toy stores. I want to touch you so hard right now.
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2014, 07:27 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
What's the good word, nigs?

What's the good word, nigs?
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 11:15 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,157
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
What if I bought it myself though?

What if I bought it myself though?
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 11:12 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I am getting VERY good at photoshop guys. Just...

I am getting VERY good at photoshop guys. Just goes to show that you should always chase your dream.


http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/1/0/6/2/1062438/pics/_c1268080_image_0.jpg
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:54 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
****. I just got #judged

****. I just got


#judged
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:53 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,157
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
1. Hard boiled yoshi eggs. 2. Nothing else.

1. Hard boiled yoshi eggs.


2. Nothing else.
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:52 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
How many updates a minute makes it a video? fps...

How many updates a minute makes it a video? fps where it goes from slide show to video?


attorneyed
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:50 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
If they updated 2 times a minute would it be a...

If they updated 2 times a minute would it be a stream? What about 60 times a minute?


lawyered
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:48 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Weird enough that I would never bring up...

Weird enough that I would never bring up knowledge of it in conversation.
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:44 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
The bass all over Graceland is fantastic.

The bass all over Graceland is fantastic.
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2014, 10:44 PM
Replies: 8,781
Views: 94,650
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Who tryna hax right now?

Who tryna hax right now?
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2014, 11:11 AM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I blame the mustache in your avatar pic.

I blame the mustache in your avatar pic.
Forum: The Pit 06-12-2014, 11:03 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,046
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Yes, I am sure your musical abilities are the...

Yes, I am sure your musical abilities are the reason you are single OP. Don't worry about it.
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 11:30 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
I bet your face looked like your avatar's.

I bet your face looked like your avatar's.
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 11:11 PM
Replies: 3,758
Views: 67,578
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Love the landscape. I also really like the bit...

Love the landscape.

I also really like the bit of machinery that it seems like they integrated into the enemy we got to see. Very skyward.
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 11:09 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
Lies. Slander. It couldn't be! :eek:

Lies. Slander. It couldn't be! :eek:
Forum: The Pit 06-11-2014, 11:08 PM
Replies: 35,067
Views: 302,447
Posted By Dwight.Schrute
You wouldn't believe me if I told you. There is a...

You wouldn't believe me if I told you. There is a reason they call it "chasing the dragon."
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