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Forum: The Pit Today, 12:22 AM
Replies: 27
Poll: Your dick
Views: 538
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
It was neglected as a child :sad: Are you...

It was neglected as a child :sad:

Are you implying that your hand is a dick?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:55 PM
Replies: 27
Poll: Your dick
Views: 538
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Don't tell me what my dick isn't.

Don't tell me what my dick isn't.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:49 PM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
broke butt mnt

broke butt mnt
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:20 PM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I would worry, what if he diarrheas himself to...

I would worry, what if he diarrheas himself to death, that would be embarrassing.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:07 PM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
...

http://www.fda.gov/food/resourcesforyou/consumers/ucm103263.htm


Handy dandy chart, ctrl + f "poultry" and there's there results, earliest onset would be salmonella minimum of 6 hours after ingestion
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:05 PM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I think food poisoning usually hits 24 hours...

I think food poisoning usually hits 24 hours after you eat horribleness


Go to korea, their plastic surgeons can turn you into whatever you wanna be.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:56 PM
Replies: 27
Poll: Your dick
Views: 538
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Definitely flaccid so the skin doesn't split and...

Definitely flaccid so the skin doesn't split and spew blood all over the onlookers
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:42 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,258
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
They don't you just need to get out of 9th grade...

They don't you just need to get out of 9th grade and meet actual musicians and not 14 year old bedroom guitarists
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:29 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 344
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhqQFs7huwU


Close enough
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:36 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 649
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
No one understands your baseball references here...

No one understands your baseball references here you nerd
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:52 AM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I'm allergic to the latex in condoms so I just...

I'm allergic to the latex in condoms so I just mummify my dick with saran wrap and fasten it to the base with a rubber band.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:50 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 481
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I find the correct time to give up is usually...

I find the correct time to give up is usually when something seems difficult or when it will obviously take a long period of time to overcome certain shortcomings. That's why I ditched the guitar and...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:34 AM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Why, are you afraid you might get your asshole...

Why, are you afraid you might get your asshole dirty? http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/images/icons/icon17.gif
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:31 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 649
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
This thread is offensive to me as a flat-footed...

This thread is offensive to me as a flat-footed american.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:16 AM
Replies: 40
Poll: Internet
Views: 637
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I would but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to...

I would but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to resist your sisters sexual advances...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:58 AM
Replies: 40
Poll: Internet
Views: 637
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Are there real people who actually pronounce it...

Are there real people who actually pronounce it innernet?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:24 AM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Chinese ramen is like a buck to a buck fifty each...

Chinese ramen is like a buck to a buck fifty each whereas maruchan is like 13 cents a pop. Quantity > quality I could buy campbells chicken noodle soup for dat money son get real
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 11:28 PM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Seasoning will always improve anything you're...

Seasoning will always improve anything you're eating you damn hipster.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 11:17 PM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
It doesn't need it but it certainly helps in...

It doesn't need it but it certainly helps in every case ever.

I will fight you on this until the grave
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 11:15 PM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Best food is a properly cooked and seasoned...

Best food is a properly cooked and seasoned steak. Cajun ribeye possibly.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:57 PM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Pretty much every meat except for ludicrously...

Pretty much every meat except for ludicrously fancy and expensive stuff can be enhanced with a properly prepared sauce, though in general I just season and sear meat.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:54 PM
Replies: 33,297
Views: 287,010
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Gross, I'm gonna vomit, why would you ruin such a...

Gross, I'm gonna vomit, why would you ruin such a nice picture by photoshopping bryce in the background :mad:
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 10:44 PM
Replies: 1,124
Views: 19,693
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sYJWw5uS6Ao/UCGTCUZtVVI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/vg_o0ONu8v0/s1600/bokong1.jpg

Mumu time bitches


Edit: Gross that's so...
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 06:40 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 448
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
Yeah right, you just need a taste of the old fish...

Yeah right, you just need a taste of the old fish taco to convert you.
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 06:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 448
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
haha no way fat chicks are gross i only bang...

haha no way fat chicks are gross i only bang super models with a waist no bigger than 18 inches
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 06:27 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,154
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
I don't think he was worried about the smell

I don't think he was worried about the smell
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 06:11 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 958
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
And like that a 9 year is getting more puss than...

And like that a 9 year is getting more puss than 3/4 of the pit
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 05:56 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,154
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
My biggest fear at summer camp would be drinking...

My biggest fear at summer camp would be drinking down a wasp that crawled into my soda can when I wasn't looking
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 04:34 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 437
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
So in other words canada invented hockey

So in other words canada invented hockey
Forum: The Pit 07-24-2014, 04:27 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 437
Posted By JackWhiteIsButts
OT: Canada gave the world hockey and is therefore...

OT: Canada gave the world hockey and is therefore the greatest nation in the world plus they have codeine in OTC pain meds or something which must be nice
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