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Forum: The Pit Today, 01:04 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 780
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I used to have a guinea pig who did something...

I used to have a guinea pig who did something similar with strawberries. You had to be careful, though, because he really liked strawberries, and if you smelled of them, he'd have a go just in case...
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:26 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 607
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Unst! Where the Hootsman is the king!

Unst! Where the Hootsman is the king!
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:02 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 519
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I sound best with the amp turned off.

I sound best with the amp turned off.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:56 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 519
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I play best after I drink 17 bottles of vodka,...

I play best after I drink 17 bottles of vodka, and the band go on as a 3 piece.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:41 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,158
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/05/superman-pill-ecstasy-pma-deaths-drugs-policy

The 'superman' pills aren't MDMA, apparently.
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:27 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 519
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I had a rug once that slew Durin. It was woven...

I had a rug once that slew Durin. It was woven into a depiction of the Phoenician god, Baal.

It's a Baal-rug.


Fly, you fools!
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:25 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,091
Posted By slapsymcdougal
5% is pretty much nothing. 50% chance of passing...

5% is pretty much nothing.

50% chance of passing on a condition that WILL lead to ESRF masterrace reporting in
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:22 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 607
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yea, I remember all of them... First gig - White...

Yea, I remember all of them...

First gig - White Zombie, 1996-ish

Latest gig - Slash, last year

In between - god alone knows. A decent number, anyway
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 05:09 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 780
Posted By slapsymcdougal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:55 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 648
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I think you'll find it was the cake...

I think you'll find it was the cake (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIAJemmO-bg) that killed him.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:29 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 653
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Example of proper usage: Fat Lard loves the...

Example of proper usage:

Fat Lard loves the boaby.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:22 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,008
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Not if he's referring to a fursuit made of real...

Not if he's referring to a fursuit made of real animal fur.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:06 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 648
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c6/c6dbb7ddd5d1edd99ea6bc817b66b409f4f222a8ce47c9650af7ad59855136cc.jpg
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:57 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 653
Posted By slapsymcdougal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bunoO7GzXpQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bunoO7GzXpQ
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:59 PM
Replies: 23,361
Views: 262,367
Posted By slapsymcdougal
He likes the one who gets railed by the big hairy...

He likes the one who gets railed by the big hairy beast.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:55 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 653
Posted By slapsymcdougal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf48qnmRsfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf48qnmRsfg
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:54 PM
Replies: 30,370
Views: 394,267
Posted By slapsymcdougal
They had their time. Namely, when high quality...

They had their time. Namely, when high quality internet porn was a 50kB jpg that may just download in under a minute.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:46 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 455
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Because pretentious bastards are the core of the...

Because pretentious bastards are the core of the Pono's potential buying public.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:39 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 653
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Noone who watched those shows thought they were...

Noone who watched those shows thought they were intellectual. Can I presume that 4 year old you was a pretentious **** too?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:51 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 455
Posted By slapsymcdougal
:puke:

:puke:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:51 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 519
Posted By slapsymcdougal
This country is now engaged in a war on rugs.

This country is now engaged in a war on rugs.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:29 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 872
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Space hopper balls for a month. That's right,...

Space hopper balls for a month.

That's right, they'll be massive, orange and have a smiley face on them.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:19 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 231
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Tom Bombadil, Tom Bobadildo He's got a...

Tom Bombadil, Tom Bobadildo
He's got a stiffy
harder than old man Willow

And he used it to ****ing wreck Goldberry's arsehole
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:17 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,091
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Ethics committees, brah.

Ethics committees, brah.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:16 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 653
Posted By slapsymcdougal
TS, have you notice that Starscream has...

TS, have you notice that Starscream has difficulty hitting a barn from the inside?

Do you think that would be improved by his flying around at almost the speed of sound?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:14 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 908
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yea, my gentleman's club is spelled this way, not...

Yea, my gentleman's club is spelled this way, not the way used earlier.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:19 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 872
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Nah.

Nah.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:17 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,091
Posted By slapsymcdougal
It's a bacterium that gives you the shits. Hits a...

It's a bacterium that gives you the shits. Hits a lot of people who have been treated intensively with antibiotics.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:15 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 908
Posted By slapsymcdougal
God damn it people. There's a lot of work needs...

God damn it people. There's a lot of work needs doing to make this into a penis poll, and you guys are ruining everything.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 04:15 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 561
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I don't know what any of those options means,...

I don't know what any of those options means, except no. And even that's ambiguous, given that the question also contains some random assortment of letters posing as a word.
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