Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > Search Forums
User Name  
Password
Search:

Showing results 1 to 30 of 500
Search took 0.35 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: entity0009
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:43 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 985
Posted By entity0009
Around 30 minutes, mostly because I like to...

Around 30 minutes, mostly because I like to collect my thoughts while showering and my thoughts need a lot of collecting.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:49 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 577
Posted By entity0009
Still unemployed, still single, still mentally...

Still unemployed, still single, still mentally unstable.

So everything's shaping up nicely so far :y:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:50 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 641
Posted By entity0009
Can proudly say that I have a bigger dick than...

Can proudly say that I have a bigger dick than the average person, seeing as approx. 50% of the world's population doesn't even have a dick :cool:
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2015, 05:37 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 143
Posted By entity0009
Came to make a shallow, cynical, sarcastic,...

Came to make a shallow, cynical, sarcastic, dull-witted, obtuse reply. Stayed for the butts.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2015, 09:21 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 500
Posted By entity0009
How long til we get multiplayer

How long til we get multiplayer
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2015, 12:13 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,033
Posted By entity0009
Sounds like he's the one lacking social ability,...

Sounds like he's the one lacking social ability, not you. He's using these women and evidently hurting them in the process. Either he doesn't know he's hurting them (suggesting he's socially...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 05:37 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,343
Posted By entity0009
Well it's probably not something that comes up in...

Well it's probably not something that comes up in everyday conversation.
"Hello, here's my business card, would you like to pat my colostomy bag?"
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 05:22 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,343
Posted By entity0009
Bet you had a lot of that

Bet you had a lot of that
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 03:07 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,428
Posted By entity0009
Yeah I'll have to get around to reading it at...

Yeah I'll have to get around to reading it at some point :p:
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 02:26 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,428
Posted By entity0009
But I like noscoping :p: I dunno, I find that...

But I like noscoping :p:

I dunno, I find that thinking on a grander scale helps me accept existence. If I were to weigh my life against, say, the entire history of humanity, it'd show me exactly how...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 02:06 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,428
Posted By entity0009
Elaborate? I'm not necessarily disagreeing with...

Elaborate?


I'm not necessarily disagreeing with what he's saying. I'm disagreeing that it should be a cause for sadness, or regret, or whatever. Shit happens and then the universe dies. :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 01:57 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,428
Posted By entity0009
All life, human or otherwise, will end then. What...

All life, human or otherwise, will end then. What importance does a single dead planet and a handful of art have against the scale of the universe? :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 01:48 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,428
Posted By entity0009
I don't find that saddening at all. It's a legacy...

I don't find that saddening at all. It's a legacy that we'd leave behind. If future civilizations find it, it's our post-humous way of saying "We did it first bitches". If they don't, there's still...
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2015, 10:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 504
Posted By entity0009
Didn't even finish his pint. For shame.

Didn't even finish his pint. For shame.
Forum: The Pit 08-18-2015, 08:17 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 1,960
Posted By entity0009
A lot of the people I see arguing online that...

A lot of the people I see arguing online that "hurr durr feminism ignores male rape" are the same people who are like "hurr durr PC gone mad I should be able to make rape jokes with impunity". That,...
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2015, 09:26 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,225
Posted By entity0009
I once broke up with someone after a few weeks...

I once broke up with someone after a few weeks because I wanted to avoid hurting her more when I inevitably broke up with her further down the line.

I wish I was ****ing joking :haha:
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2015, 09:14 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 2,168
Posted By entity0009
After reading the last few pages I completely...

After reading the last few pages I completely forgot what this thread was originally about.

Curiously enough that in itself is probably an answer to the OP.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2015, 06:45 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 392
Posted By entity0009
I can already imagine the uproar. If people...

I can already imagine the uproar. If people already lose it when facebook vaguely changes its layout this is gonna be a whole new breed of shitstorm.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2015, 06:23 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 344
Posted By entity0009
Serves them right for being moneygrabbing bastards

Serves them right for being moneygrabbing bastards
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2015, 01:59 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 694
Posted By entity0009
I read this. And then I continued reading. And...

I read this.

And then I continued reading.

And all the while all I could focus on was the wording.

And the formatting.

And how pretty much every single sentence began with the word "And". Not...
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2015, 01:48 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 2,168
Posted By entity0009
Not agreeing on anything

Not agreeing on anything
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2015, 03:52 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,119
Posted By entity0009
She wants to introduce you to her 5-year-old...

She wants to introduce you to her 5-year-old son

It's yours

Nobut have you actually like, talked to her? You're both adults, sit down with her and be like "bish leave me alone". Ignoring her is a...
Forum: The Pit 08-01-2015, 10:31 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 4,958
Posted By entity0009
http://s3.postimg.org/qdetu4k2r/upthree.png

http://s3.postimg.org/qdetu4k2r/upthree.png
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2015, 03:05 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 571
Posted By entity0009
Rhymes with shmayyyy shmao

Rhymes with shmayyyy shmao
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2015, 12:00 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,439
Posted By entity0009
are you ****ing high

are you ****ing high
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2015, 06:35 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,313
Posted By entity0009
wait she sucked your dick without you even...

wait she sucked your dick without you even writing her a song?

i've been approaching this the wrong way
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2015, 02:50 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,328
Posted By entity0009
I don't poo So you'll forgive me if I can't...

I don't poo

So you'll forgive me if I can't accept you into our poo jungle
Forum: The Pit 07-28-2015, 12:04 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 801
Posted By entity0009
On the third full moon of the year, at precisely...

On the third full moon of the year, at precisely 2 in the morning, strangle a goat with a noose woven from strands of hair from the girl you wish to woo. Once the goat is dead, cut its throat with an...
Forum: The Pit 07-26-2015, 06:04 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 563
Posted By entity0009
Personally I prefer rubber...

Personally I prefer rubber bands.

http://cdn.instructables.com/F9V/E1BL/G75UD1FO/F9VE1BLG75UD1FO.LARGE.jpg
Forum: The Pit 07-23-2015, 10:55 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,517
Posted By entity0009
I love how we have Canada as allies

I love how we have Canada as allies
Showing results 1 to 30 of 500

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:35 AM.

Forum Archives / About / TOS / Advertise with us / Customer Support / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2015
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.