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Forum: The Pit 05-26-2015, 05:59 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 2,222
Posted By Fat Lard
Sorry from last post. My syntax isn't the best at...

Sorry from last post. My syntax isn't the best at times.



A quick text to reassure her you'll wait might help her stress levels. After that, wait a month.
Forum: The Pit 05-26-2015, 02:27 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 756
Posted By Fat Lard
this gem of a...

this gem of a game:


http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/2/2f/Pokemon_Trading_Card_Game.jpg/200px-Pokemon_Trading_Card_Game.jpg



Childhood friend and I would hit up Toys R Us Mondays where...
Forum: The Pit 05-26-2015, 02:19 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 701
Posted By Fat Lard
dat projected double dip recession weather...

dat projected double dip recession weather forecast
Forum: The Pit 05-26-2015, 02:13 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 701
Posted By Fat Lard
1. Dont go in self-checkout lines at grocery...

1. Dont go in self-checkout lines at grocery stores
2. Dont buy McDonalds


Boom, problem solved @ your best capacity
Forum: The Pit 05-26-2015, 01:46 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
ehh, seems like you might be mainly getting at...

ehh, seems like you might be mainly getting at homeostasis concepts with just too much mystique. But yeah man, I wouldnt plan on making college papers for that outside of creative writing, probably...
Forum: The Pit 05-26-2015, 01:21 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 756
Posted By Fat Lard
Making the most overly-nitpicky adjustments to...

Making the most overly-nitpicky adjustments to energy card amounts on my Raindance and Grass/Bug-poison type (with a splash of... fire? I think) powerhouse decks. The Raindance one especially, since...
Forum: The Pit 05-26-2015, 12:52 AM
Replies: 207
Views: 3,897
Posted By Fat Lard
Im just gonna sit here with a bunch of mutual...

Im just gonna sit here with a bunch of mutual funds #CashingOut



But at the same time, the idea of pulling a hostile takeover on CaptainRon by matching his shares (plus many extra due to my...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 11:31 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
I cant help with this, but... you have the whole...

I cant help with this, but... you have the whole internet, man!


Khaan Academy (and I'm sure there's others like it with enough googling around) has a lot of free resources/materials for helping get...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 10:57 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
and didn't mean to sound too harsh there or...

and didn't mean to sound too harsh there or anything though, just throwing it out for thought, heh...


to borrow from Bill Hicks: "I dont mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel..."
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 10:47 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
I dont remember which work of his, but Descartes...

I dont remember which work of his, but Descartes wrote something like "he never cared for a geometrer's concern for a triangle" as he'd never seen one in real life, or something to that extent with...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 10:34 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
Is Daylight Savings the natural result of...

Is Daylight Savings the natural result of northerners metamorphosing into hamplanets for more insulation/warmth, due to an effect of slowing down the Earth's rotation because of their influence on...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 09:01 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
this reminds me that I need to rewatch Pi again...

this reminds me that I need to rewatch Pi again to figure out how to stomp guitargodofaus by the 11th
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 07:46 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
signs $$ is for making absolute references, in...

signs $$ is for making absolute references, in excel.


oh damn...




When it is messed up by the computer operator, it summons hashtag #REF! Its your computer's equivalent way of sports fans...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 07:24 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
its cool man, but you have to be careful of...

its cool man, but you have to be careful of 'placebo' as well, or like that Jim Carey movie where he breaks everything down to 23 or 42 or whatever.

Maybe every theory/idea ever designed, or is...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 07:01 PM
Replies: 189
Views: 2,735
Posted By Fat Lard
cool, but your quoting method was annoying me....

cool, but your quoting method was annoying me. The time it took to adjust was less-than-optimal, and I was confused as to why some of your underlines were for only the dumb stuff.

I mean, not all...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 05:50 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
Reminds me of this beast...

Reminds me of this beast song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z5_ZaEOrCI


tl;dl : whoever doesnt listen to this 11 minutes of amazing music is lame... But for context, it was: "Jesus and his 12...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 05:26 PM
Replies: 189
Views: 2,735
Posted By Fat Lard
Sunk your battleship on the 2nd shot, bitch....

Sunk your battleship on the 2nd shot, bitch. Omega 3/6/9's are fats that literally feed your brain, and make you smart.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 05:21 PM
Replies: 189
Views: 2,735
Posted By Fat Lard
the Dutch steal our corporation's tax payments

the Dutch steal our corporation's tax payments
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 04:21 PM
Replies: 35,934
Views: 403,789
Posted By Fat Lard
I love sub/burger places that offer white...

I love sub/burger places that offer white american cheese. Always gives me the opportunity to tell the person "I'll have x with everything on it...White, American, cheese."

Youve got to say the...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 03:02 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,813
Posted By Fat Lard
true, true. but meh... screw it anyway, eh? lols...

true, true. but meh... screw it anyway, eh? lols :director: :rolleyes:
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 02:20 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 508
Posted By Fat Lard
lol, pelicans. so doofy. always after me...

lol, pelicans. so doofy. always after me fish.

screw it. fishing's boring.

Just drink and pretend you still have bait. Id rather just throw these pinfish away in your doofy gullet anyway, so I...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 05:13 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,813
Posted By Fat Lard
-_-

-_-
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 05:10 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,813
Posted By Fat Lard
no lol, she was engaged to her husband at the time

no lol, she was engaged to her husband at the time
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 04:50 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,813
Posted By Fat Lard
just youtube search 'mtv friendzone' and its the...

just youtube search 'mtv friendzone' and its the first one.


spoiler: yes, it (and reality tv) was all fake and no, I did not know her.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 04:15 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
Chimps too. They literally eat each other

Chimps too. They literally eat each other
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 03:57 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,326
Posted By Fat Lard
literally everything is connected. cliche, yes....

literally everything is connected.


cliche, yes. True, (more importantly) yes


So I'm of the Bill Hicksian school of thought in that everything didn't stop being the One after the Big Bang and we...
Forum: Metal 05-25-2015, 03:40 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 471
Posted By Fat Lard
Master of Puppets is the only correct...

Master of Puppets is the only correct answer.


For Whom Bell with doom/sludge/etc influenced improv-tangents


Am I Evil? with doom/sludge/etc influenced improv-tangents (I dont care if some other...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 01:30 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 1,325
Posted By Fat Lard
2game4theD 13

2game4theD 13
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 12:54 AM
Replies: 189
Views: 2,735
Posted By Fat Lard
I just think the current media should have no...

I just think the current media should have no sway. Yeah, inconceivable, but its just dirty...


I trust that higher-ups in the military make the right calls, and truly are conscientious and...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2015, 12:37 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,813
Posted By Fat Lard
lol, nice nice. got an email about a month ago...

lol, nice nice.



got an email about a month ago for a game show. Almost considered going to Cali and doing it now that school's done, but its pop culture heavy (my only weakness).



Makes me...
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