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Forum: The Pit Today, 04:35 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 4,262
Posted By ultimate-slash
You say that, but mine has made a lot of moms...

You say that, but mine has made a lot of moms feel pretty sore :upto:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:17 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 187
Posted By ultimate-slash
Right, so I don't have any pics of myself at the...

Right, so I don't have any pics of myself at the moment, but I look eerily similar to this guy:
http://i61.tinypic.com/2e48zgg.jpg
Although I'm often told that my muscles shape up in tight spandex a...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:26 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,073
Posted By ultimate-slash
Is this another way of saying that you're cooking...

Is this another way of saying that you're cooking some fish?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:21 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,073
Posted By ultimate-slash
I prefer breast meat.

I prefer breast meat.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:36 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 4,262
Posted By ultimate-slash
I'd love to live in the woods actually. But now I...

I'd love to live in the woods actually. But now I don't even have the mountains of the south anymore. I've traded them in for Overijssel.

Also, it's not a fetish, I'm just a little bear-curious :o
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:07 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 4,262
Posted By ultimate-slash
I was trying to show some pride in my Limburgish...

I was trying to show some pride in my Limburgish heritage and you have to ruin it by getting the bloody Antilleans involved :sad:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:12 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 4,262
Posted By ultimate-slash
Fun fact time: This is the highest point in the...

Fun fact time: This is the highest point in the Netherlands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaalserberg).
We also pretty much share it with Belgium and Germany.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:29 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 523
Posted By ultimate-slash
We have those :o

We have those :o
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:00 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 523
Posted By ultimate-slash
"Anyone want something to drink? If I'm not...

"Anyone want something to drink? If I'm not back in five minutes, please don't come looking for me."
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:35 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 151
Posted By ultimate-slash
Wait, this is a guitar website? Bloody hell, I...

Wait, this is a guitar website? Bloody hell, I thought this was the Vodafone online support website.

Who the hell did I send my phone to and can I have it back please?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:27 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,454
Posted By ultimate-slash
http://i58.tinypic.com/2eq861k.png

http://i58.tinypic.com/2eq861k.png
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:17 AM
Replies: 44
Poll: ageism & you
Views: 733
Posted By ultimate-slash
You do that and I'll take care of the front lawn...

You do that and I'll take care of the front lawn and water her rose bush.
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 04:49 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 523
Posted By ultimate-slash
This was one of the results for an image...

This was one of the results for an image search.

http://i60.tinypic.com/f4l01j.jpg
It did not fit in with the rest of the results.
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 11:29 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 4,262
Posted By ultimate-slash
Wouldn't they float though?

Wouldn't they float though?
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 10:46 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,330
Posted By ultimate-slash
Hasn't the female ghostbusters thing been done...

Hasn't the female ghostbusters thing been done before? I can clearly remember watching several movies with four women covered in ectoplasm.
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 10:37 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,330
Posted By ultimate-slash
I agree. Next question: Is the nutty professor...

I agree.

Next question: Is the nutty professor racist by implying all black people look like Eddie Murphy?


It will flop because none of those women is Bill Murray.
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 10:33 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 4,262
Posted By ultimate-slash
OOOOH, fat people burn!

OOOOH, fat people burn!
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 10:31 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,330
Posted By ultimate-slash
Yeah, even if a character is originally described...

Yeah, even if a character is originally described as being white, why would it matter to the story, unless the story was about how the character was a white person?

American History X starring Eddie...
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 10:27 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 4,262
Posted By ultimate-slash
What if you were the fat person who got passed by...

What if you were the fat person who got passed by a skinny person?! Would you still not care then?!
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 10:26 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,330
Posted By ultimate-slash
I don't see any issues with changing the race of...

I don't see any issues with changing the race of a character, just like I don't see any issues with changing his hair colour or something*. Take James Bond, he's already been played by a blonde guy,...
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 09:41 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 974
Posted By ultimate-slash
^So is inequality though.

^So is inequality though.
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 09:38 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 974
Posted By ultimate-slash
Some people are better than others because there...

Some people are better than others because there are people who consider some people better than others.
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 09:13 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,537
Posted By ultimate-slash
My mom studied mathematics and has experience in...

My mom studied mathematics and has experience in programming, but she's been unemployed for three years now. Can't even get a job stocking shelves in shops.

Also, the unemployment office is run by...
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 08:39 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 233
Posted By ultimate-slash
There's banning people, and then there's banning...

There's banning people, and then there's banning people :golfclap:
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 08:16 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 4,262
Posted By ultimate-slash
Another advantage to living like a cavemen is...

Another advantage to living like a cavemen is that you could get killed by a sabre tooth tiger any day. And who can really think about eating much with all that constant fear of death to keep them...
Forum: The Pit 01-29-2015, 07:49 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 233
Posted By ultimate-slash
And the Lord said unto Abraham, Could you please...

And the Lord said unto Abraham,
Could you please pee into this little cup?
John 4:20, Book of company wide drug testing
Forum: The Pit 01-28-2015, 05:13 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,454
Posted By ultimate-slash
http://i57.tinypic.com/2rnu0sx.png

http://i57.tinypic.com/2rnu0sx.png
Forum: The Pit 01-28-2015, 10:12 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 876
Posted By ultimate-slash
#unsatisfactoryfilters But that is part of the...

#unsatisfactoryfilters


But that is part of the greatness of bears. They could easily kill us, and we should fear them for it. Do not be ashamed of your fear, for it is only human to be...
Forum: The Pit 01-28-2015, 08:55 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 876
Posted By ultimate-slash
I suddenly don't like this #nofilter-stuff...

I suddenly don't like this #nofilter-stuff anymore :mad:
Forum: The Pit 01-28-2015, 08:49 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 876
Posted By ultimate-slash
I can't make people fall in love #nophilter...

I can't make people fall in love

#nophilter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philtre)

Also...

Totally agree. An obsession with cats is unbearable.
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