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Forum: The Pit Today, 02:46 PM
Replies: 2,411
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Posted By snipelfritz
Ay, lmao.

Ay, lmao.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:39 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
Psshh, Brave Little Toaster for maximum feels.

Psshh, Brave Little Toaster for maximum feels.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:17 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
It doesn't matter to me. I just call him...

It doesn't matter to me. I just call him "lover."
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:09 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
He could be a Peter. But not a Pete. Pete is...

He could be a Peter. But not a Pete.

Pete is kind of a weasely name.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:05 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
Yeah, cherry and grape tend to be the same way.

Yeah, cherry and grape tend to be the same way.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:04 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
Yes, sushi and strong, sweet drinks is a horrible...

Yes, sushi and strong, sweet drinks is a horrible combination.

You must be kinder to your palette.

Ugh, I'm so bored. I had to drop off my car to get the transmission checked out. So then I got an...
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:32 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
Yeah, almost sounds good in theory, but I imagine...

Yeah, almost sounds good in theory, but I imagine it sucks in practice.

I'm sorry for your loss.
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:22 PM
Replies: 2,411
Views: 36,934
Posted By snipelfritz
Well he can't have their pants falling down!

Well he can't have their pants falling down!
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:17 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
But Evan wasn't saying anything! Butt-Evan...

But Evan wasn't saying anything!

Butt-Evan wasn't either!

Ooooooh just nothing makes sense this morning. Nothing!
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 150
Posted By snipelfritz
Teehee, I'd like to hear it.

Teehee, I'd like to hear it.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:54 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
It's Teddy, dammit!

It's Teddy, dammit!
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:38 AM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
ahem...I think you mean he's certainly a special...

ahem...I think you mean he's certainly a special one and a potential new bff.
Forum: The Pit Today, 02:05 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 283
Posted By snipelfritz
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https://movieposteraddict.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mpamilkposter2b.jpg
Forum: The Pit Today, 01:15 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 288
Posted By snipelfritz
If anybody knows branding, it's Joshua Garcia of...

If anybody knows branding, it's Joshua Garcia of The Joshua Garcias.
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:54 AM
Replies: 2,411
Views: 36,934
Posted By snipelfritz
but it's a lot of fun!

but it's a lot of fun!
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:26 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
Who is Deez Nutz? Keep numu warm fo me, k. I'll...

Who is Deez Nutz?

Keep numu warm fo me, k. I'll be off work in half an hour.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:54 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 288
Posted By snipelfritz
Oh what special boys and girls. I like when you...

Oh what special boys and girls. I like when you talk about dicks and spiders.

You should do more silly voices and talk about your farts.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:29 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
:y: Phallus has a thing for women of...

:y:

Phallus has a thing for women of authority.

EDIT: at least I assume it's a woman we're talking about.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:43 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 420
Posted By snipelfritz
I can't tell if they're using them correctly or...

I can't tell if they're using them correctly or not. All people in a gym look like idiots to me.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 08:22 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
I used to cook at a little bar and grill. We...

I used to cook at a little bar and grill. We would give the burger a quarter turn, then flip, then quarter turn. We weren't using a fat grill though.

Always put butter on the buns!
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:24 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
Is this gas chamber gluten-free?

Is this gas chamber gluten-free?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:03 PM
Replies: 22,596
Views: 254,722
Posted By snipelfritz
I'm a customer and I deserve everything for one...

I'm a customer and I deserve everything for one dollar!
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:01 PM
Replies: 2,411
Views: 36,934
Posted By snipelfritz
I believe you mean Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Ted...

I believe you mean Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

Ted Cruz is an anchor baby.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:59 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 405
Posted By snipelfritz
Eek! You should go into the bathroom and shut...

Eek!

You should go into the bathroom and shut off the lights. If you can see your heart glowing through your chest, see a doctor immediately!
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:30 AM
Replies: 2,411
Views: 36,934
Posted By snipelfritz
and John Adams and John Quincey Adams. :daisy:

and John Adams and John Quincey Adams. :daisy:
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 12:17 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 222
Posted By snipelfritz
teehee :daisy:

teehee :daisy:
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2016, 11:51 PM
Replies: 2,411
Views: 36,934
Posted By snipelfritz
Actually Senator Sanders, Mr. Trump and Secretary...

Actually Senator Sanders, Mr. Trump and Secretary Clinton.
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2016, 11:10 PM
Replies: 2,411
Views: 36,934
Posted By snipelfritz
To be fair, Timmy is a real dick.

To be fair, Timmy is a real dick.
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2016, 10:36 PM
Replies: 2,411
Views: 36,934
Posted By snipelfritz
Rip-offs at strip clubs! Never!!!

Rip-offs at strip clubs! Never!!!
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2016, 08:35 PM
Replies: 2,411
Views: 36,934
Posted By snipelfritz
A little bit, yeah (when it comes to...

A little bit, yeah (when it comes to Bernie).

Ted just has a typical slight Texas twang with a horribly douchey delivery.
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