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Forum: The Pit 09-20-2015, 11:41 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,334
Posted By entity0009
All the racist old people there should be...

All the racist old people there should be euthanised, but apart from that it's not bad.
Forum: The Pit 09-20-2015, 07:18 AM
Replies: 258
Views: 4,259
Posted By entity0009
He went to uni 3 times and is still a virgin?...

He went to uni 3 times and is still a virgin? Uwot

Edit: Freal though, as much as I wish I could feel sorry for this guy, I can't. He seems to have the "Nice guy" attitude, except towards employment...
Forum: The Pit 09-19-2015, 07:12 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,393
Posted By entity0009
Bedbugs, seriously man. Fuck those little...

Bedbugs, seriously man. Fuck those little motherfuckers.
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2015, 08:50 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,428
Posted By entity0009
Dude there's a book idea in this somewhere And I...

Dude there's a book idea in this somewhere

And I don't mean the Bible :upto:
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2015, 08:44 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,428
Posted By entity0009
If God is an AI sent back from the future, is...

If God is an AI sent back from the future, is Satan a rival AI? What would its purpose be?
Forum: The Pit 09-18-2015, 07:17 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 754
Posted By entity0009
Probably the dashboard clock. Can't trust those...

Probably the dashboard clock. Can't trust those things
Forum: The Pit 09-17-2015, 07:32 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,026
Posted By entity0009
Apparently nails through the wrist rather than...

Apparently nails through the wrist rather than the hand is enough to support the weight, an archeological findings seems to suggest that the nails were put in sideways through the heel rather than...
Forum: The Pit 09-16-2015, 07:26 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,026
Posted By entity0009
I've always wondered what it's like to be...

I've always wondered what it's like to be crucified, so if I had to choose I guess I'd go with that. Either nails or rope, whatever.


Scaphism is a shitty way to die. But eh, whatever floats your...
Forum: The Pit 09-16-2015, 12:31 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,428
Posted By entity0009
If they kept going back over and over to correct...

If they kept going back over and over to correct the timeline with little tweaks, why the shit is our current timeline allowed to exist, with all its intra-faith schisms, inter-faith hostility, and...
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2015, 09:10 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 545
Posted By entity0009
Load your 3 cats with your most important...

Load your 3 cats with your most important personal possessions. Burn down house, build anew.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2015, 07:50 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,898
Posted By entity0009
But muh saturation

But muh saturation
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2015, 07:03 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,898
Posted By entity0009
Man, lossless codecs are really taking some flac...

Man, lossless codecs are really taking some flac in this thread
Forum: The Pit 09-05-2015, 07:47 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 929
Posted By entity0009
"This is sure to get me laid" I'm...

"This is sure to get me laid"

I'm never buying a Macbook Pro again
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2015, 09:43 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 1,499
Posted By entity0009
Around 30 minutes, mostly because I like to...

Around 30 minutes, mostly because I like to collect my thoughts while showering and my thoughts need a lot of collecting.
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2015, 06:49 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 898
Posted By entity0009
Still unemployed, still single, still mentally...

Still unemployed, still single, still mentally unstable.

So everything's shaping up nicely so far :y:
Forum: The Pit 09-04-2015, 01:50 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 894
Posted By entity0009
Can proudly say that I have a bigger dick than...

Can proudly say that I have a bigger dick than the average person, seeing as approx. 50% of the world's population doesn't even have a dick :cool:
Forum: The Pit 09-03-2015, 05:37 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 299
Posted By entity0009
Came to make a shallow, cynical, sarcastic,...

Came to make a shallow, cynical, sarcastic, dull-witted, obtuse reply. Stayed for the butts.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2015, 09:21 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 714
Posted By entity0009
How long til we get multiplayer

How long til we get multiplayer
Forum: The Pit 08-25-2015, 12:13 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,285
Posted By entity0009
Sounds like he's the one lacking social ability,...

Sounds like he's the one lacking social ability, not you. He's using these women and evidently hurting them in the process. Either he doesn't know he's hurting them (suggesting he's socially...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 05:37 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,668
Posted By entity0009
Well it's probably not something that comes up in...

Well it's probably not something that comes up in everyday conversation.
"Hello, here's my business card, would you like to pat my colostomy bag?"
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 05:22 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 1,668
Posted By entity0009
Bet you had a lot of that

Bet you had a lot of that
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 03:07 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,806
Posted By entity0009
Yeah I'll have to get around to reading it at...

Yeah I'll have to get around to reading it at some point :p:
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 02:26 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,806
Posted By entity0009
But I like noscoping :p: I dunno, I find that...

But I like noscoping :p:

I dunno, I find that thinking on a grander scale helps me accept existence. If I were to weigh my life against, say, the entire history of humanity, it'd show me exactly how...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 02:06 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,806
Posted By entity0009
Elaborate? I'm not necessarily disagreeing with...

Elaborate?


I'm not necessarily disagreeing with what he's saying. I'm disagreeing that it should be a cause for sadness, or regret, or whatever. Shit happens and then the universe dies. :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 01:57 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,806
Posted By entity0009
All life, human or otherwise, will end then. What...

All life, human or otherwise, will end then. What importance does a single dead planet and a handful of art have against the scale of the universe? :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2015, 01:48 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 1,806
Posted By entity0009
I don't find that saddening at all. It's a legacy...

I don't find that saddening at all. It's a legacy that we'd leave behind. If future civilizations find it, it's our post-humous way of saying "We did it first bitches". If they don't, there's still...
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2015, 10:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 759
Posted By entity0009
Didn't even finish his pint. For shame.

Didn't even finish his pint. For shame.
Forum: The Pit 08-18-2015, 08:17 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 2,335
Posted By entity0009
A lot of the people I see arguing online that...

A lot of the people I see arguing online that "hurr durr feminism ignores male rape" are the same people who are like "hurr durr PC gone mad I should be able to make rape jokes with impunity". That,...
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2015, 09:26 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,397
Posted By entity0009
I once broke up with someone after a few weeks...

I once broke up with someone after a few weeks because I wanted to avoid hurting her more when I inevitably broke up with her further down the line.

I wish I was fucking joking :haha:
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2015, 09:14 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 2,644
Posted By entity0009
After reading the last few pages I completely...

After reading the last few pages I completely forgot what this thread was originally about.

Curiously enough that in itself is probably an answer to the OP.
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