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Forum: The Pit Today, 07:37 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
I got a cute zoo employee's number today so for...

I got a cute zoo employee's number today so for once I can't relate, oooh.
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:25 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
You could find a stray kitten, tie it in a sack,...

You could find a stray kitten, tie it in a sack, throw the sack in a river, then call and say you can't make dinner because you're sick.
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:01 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
I'd make a pact between my Molotov and their...

I'd make a pact between my Molotov and their Ribbentrop. Or something.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:24 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,536
Posted By ErikLensherr
Upto Point proven.

Point proven.
Forum: The Pit Today, 04:18 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,536
Posted By ErikLensherr
"Gamers" "gamergate" jfc...

"Gamers" "gamergate" jfc people who play video games are ****ing gay.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:52 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,295
Posted By ErikLensherr
Joke's on you, he has a fiancee and he gets all...

Joke's on you, he has a fiancee and he gets all up in them folds on the regular.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:50 AM
Replies: 2,875
Views: 50,792
Posted By ErikLensherr
:haha:

:haha:
Forum: The Pit Today, 12:21 AM
Replies: 2,875
Views: 50,792
Posted By ErikLensherr
lol dats gonzaw Really tho he overanalyzes the...

lol dats gonzaw

Really tho he overanalyzes the **** out of everything.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:12 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,131
Posted By ErikLensherr
Thumbs up Your mother could give him career advice in that...

Your mother could give him career advice in that area.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:10 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,083
Posted By ErikLensherr
People in those legal professions are really...

People in those legal professions are really jaded and piece of shit-ish sometimes.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:01 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
There's too many shitlords in this world and I...

There's too many shitlords in this world and I can't even
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:18 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,131
Posted By ErikLensherr
I got some meat you can eat right here baby.

I got some meat you can eat right here baby.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 09:14 PM
Replies: 2,875
Views: 50,792
Posted By ErikLensherr
Tara could get killed off and reanimate and I'd...

Tara could get killed off and reanimate and I'd still hit it.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:53 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
I like how they waited to start yelling...

I like how they waited to start yelling "**** the police" until the police were in the distance. That's rebelling with a head on your shoulders.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:36 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
Don't even act like the population of Getafe...

Don't even act like the population of Getafe wasn't estimated at 159,300 in 2007 by the Instituto Nacional de Estadística because we all know it was.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:24 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
Just keep them in the fridge instead of the...

Just keep them in the fridge instead of the freezer so they're not all frozen on the inside, yo.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:16 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
But when did they leave and the Spaniards move in.

But when did they leave and the Spaniards move in.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:32 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
Nobody even says happy birthday that's f'd up....

Nobody even says happy birthday that's f'd up.

Happy birthday what's-your-name.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 03:26 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,295
Posted By ErikLensherr
He's discovered his otherkin identity as a dog....

He's discovered his otherkin identity as a dog. You should be happy for him, shitlord.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 09:27 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 980
Posted By ErikLensherr
Wants to? He's tapping that shit on the regular....

Wants to? He's tapping that shit on the regular. That's canon.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 09:24 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
I usually advocate clean-shavenness but why would...

I usually advocate clean-shavenness but why would you shave that off. You look like a 1970s weed trafficker.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 05:24 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,127
Posted By ErikLensherr
People can be close-minded and judgmental when...

People can be close-minded and judgmental when confronted with the unfamiliar.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 04:07 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
Kissing is the opposite of hostile, you don't see...

Kissing is the opposite of hostile, you don't see Kurds and the ISIS kissing each other.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 03:57 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,038
Posted By ErikLensherr
Make friends with the walls and bugs and dust...

Make friends with the walls and bugs and dust under the refrigerator.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 03:52 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
what is even the big deal omg

what is even the big deal omg
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 02:17 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
Harvey is a Native American.

Harvey is a Native American.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 01:10 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
But I'm not a cat I'm a Messianic Jew.

But I'm not a cat I'm a Messianic Jew.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 01:06 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,038
Posted By ErikLensherr
Go out yourself and meet people there.

Go out yourself and meet people there.
Forum: The Pit 10-19-2014, 12:41 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
I smoked in Maryland last night and the driver...

I smoked in Maryland last night and the driver put on some emo-y music and it was so bad but it was his car so what can I say.
Forum: The Pit 10-18-2014, 12:10 PM
Replies: 10,558
Views: 103,759
Posted By ErikLensherr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1o9OUGq-94

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1o9OUGq-94
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