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Forum: The Pit 05-02-2015, 07:32 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 926
Posted By Lord_Doku
Must be hard once the kid finds out that people...

Must be hard once the kid finds out that people were pissed off about her brother not being a girl.
Until then, happy preaching.
Forum: The Pit 04-29-2015, 08:15 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,402
Posted By Lord_Doku
Bread. Full fat milk or soy milk?

Bread.

Full fat milk or soy milk?
Forum: The Pit 04-29-2015, 08:14 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,402
Posted By Lord_Doku
Dang this is some high-frequency posting. Too...

Dang this is some high-frequency posting.

Too cold. You can always fight the cold.

DisplayPort or HDMI?
Forum: The Pit 04-29-2015, 08:12 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 2,402
Posted By Lord_Doku
EDIT: damnnn EDIT2: fixed IKEA. Netflix or...

EDIT: damnnn
EDIT2: fixed

IKEA.

Netflix or ThePirateBay
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 07:06 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 748
Posted By Lord_Doku
Rape the girl, burn the corpse, snort the ashes...

Rape the girl, burn the corpse, snort the ashes and dance hard techno.

Or something less old-fashioned.
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2015, 07:55 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,031
Posted By Lord_Doku
Didny Tszjennel.

Didny Tszjennel.
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2015, 07:53 AM
Replies: 57
Poll: Apple Watch
Views: 943
Posted By Lord_Doku
Mindless, numb, unproductive social media =...

Mindless, numb, unproductive social media = liberal internet gone too far.

The Internet Of Things will undoubtably be going way too far as well. It's pretty pointless as it is already. (smart...
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2015, 07:48 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,599
Posted By Lord_Doku
"That is one big pile of shit"

"That is one big pile of shit"
Forum: The Pit 04-10-2015, 07:32 AM
Replies: 57
Poll: Apple Watch
Views: 943
Posted By Lord_Doku
According to insiders, the battery life is...

According to insiders, the battery life is lacklustre thanks to the powerful hardware Apple put in their Watch.
According to reviewers, everything you try to do on the Watch comes with a big bag of...
Forum: The Pit 04-06-2015, 07:20 PM
Replies: 248
Views: 4,395
Posted By Lord_Doku
They're supposed to be crazy intelligent, but...

They're supposed to be crazy intelligent, but that may be Greenpeace propaganda.
Forum: The Pit 03-27-2015, 08:45 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 913
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm refraining from pointing out the things I...

I'm refraining from pointing out the things I could be doing today.
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2015, 06:04 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,408
Posted By Lord_Doku
1) Don't eat snacks 2) Don't consume fizzy...

1) Don't eat snacks
2) Don't consume fizzy drinks
3) Move more without relying on motorized transport
4) Ignore what your friends have to say about your weight, since it doesn't matter in the real...
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2015, 06:01 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 373
Posted By Lord_Doku
Teach her the tonic alphabet. C, D, E, F, G, A,...

Teach her the tonic alphabet. C, D, E, F, G, A, B. One at a time, correct her fingering if she struggles, and do some research on some songs by One Direction and the other members of Disney's...
Forum: The Pit 03-06-2015, 10:05 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,382
Posted By Lord_Doku
Let's see... Sources please. I think you'll...

Let's see...


Sources please.


I think you'll find these people to pronounce such extreme views only to attract the media, but I don't know any of them so I can't tell for sure.


Need I repeat...
Forum: The Pit 03-05-2015, 10:17 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 6,533
Posted By Lord_Doku
Carface The tragic tale of a man with no normal...

Carface
The tragic tale of a man with no normal face.

Taxi River
Real-life documentary portraying cab drivers in their natural habitat.

The Blues Brother
Non-stop action comedy about Elwood who...
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 09:30 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,112
Posted By Lord_Doku
Don't use that cheap knockoff of the proper Low...

Don't use that cheap knockoff of the proper Low Country original jenever. It's a cheap knockoff.

Really, the original tastes much better imo
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 09:22 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 630
Posted By Lord_Doku
The cremation was about to start When an old man...

The cremation was about to start
When an old man initiated a fart
Confusion made people follow his lead
Laughing so hard that they all peed
A will has never been this thorough
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 09:20 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,137
Posted By Lord_Doku
When I read the initial bits of OP, I wondered if...

When I read the initial bits of OP, I wondered if this had anything to do with A432 being the best tuning in the world. The rest was quite disappointing.
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 05:25 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,551
Posted By Lord_Doku
Spock is kill.

Spock is kill.
Forum: The Pit 02-25-2015, 06:55 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,469
Posted By Lord_Doku
It's a Dutch word. "Ludiek". Ludiek is...

It's a Dutch word. "Ludiek".

Ludiek is when someone does something rather unique for the first time, but more often than not it's not interesting or plain boring. You will find alot of the rural...
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2015, 10:01 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 449
Posted By Lord_Doku
I henceforth declare I Cum Blood a valid...

I henceforth declare I Cum Blood a valid suggestion.
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2015, 09:58 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,221
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'd ask her to join me to see what happens, play...

I'd ask her to join me to see what happens, play around with a camera before she stops by my house, accidentally leave it recording while I answer the door, be forced to sit on a chair as she...
Forum: The Pit 02-22-2015, 08:21 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,037
Posted By Lord_Doku
atom = 1 universe = 100 Earth is propably less...

atom = 1
universe = 100

Earth is propably less than 1.000000005 then
Forum: The Pit 02-15-2015, 12:50 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,369
Posted By Lord_Doku
When I first heard Uptown Funk, I thought I was...

When I first heard Uptown Funk, I thought I was playing GTA Vice City, but then I realised it was a Top 40s chart and reckoned I could predict where society is going.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 10:08 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 4,139
Posted By Lord_Doku
You may be on to something. Better patent that...

You may be on to something. Better patent that thought, and sell it to Apple before the drunks start sending you death threats.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:30 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,057
Posted By Lord_Doku
Well I suppose graduation is an achievement, as...

Well I suppose graduation is an achievement, as is playing guitar and bass properly, but there is no greater achievement than being able to speak English with an English accent.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:25 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,064
Posted By Lord_Doku
Here's what society has taught me. Democracy =...

Here's what society has taught me.

Democracy = Oligarchy
Freedom of Speech = Selective Liberty
Free Press = Capitalism's Third Leg (because ads, yay)
State Press = Socialism's Third Leg (because...
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:13 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 2,156
Posted By Lord_Doku
http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif We could have...

http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif



We could have stopped it.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:08 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 4,139
Posted By Lord_Doku
1. Because to alot of Christians, only Homo...

1. Because to alot of Christians, only Homo Sapiens can be the perfect Divine creation. Our racially categorized ancestors, such as Homo Erectus, must be imperfect because they aren't around any...
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 07:56 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,499
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm not sure. At the very least, we're living in...

I'm not sure. At the very least, we're living in the Golden Age of Technology, which allows us to relive all of our greatest moments. (as well as all of our foulest should we so desire)
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