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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:31 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 915
Posted By Nelshizzle
I hate how people dont think this shit is gonna...

I hate how people dont think this shit is gonna happen. Police have done a lot of fuccked up shit lately and i'm honestly surprised the kill count isn't higher, just sayin'.

*note to anyone reading...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:21 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 628
Posted By Nelshizzle
Stretch arm strong, the first power rangers...

Stretch arm strong, the first power rangers megazord set.
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:20 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 1,981
Posted By Nelshizzle
If Obama was fat black dude, do you think he'd be...

If Obama was fat black dude, do you think he'd be funnier?
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:19 PM
Replies: 21,146
Views: 213,171
Posted By Nelshizzle
In Jesus's name we pray. I can't believe...

In Jesus's name we pray. I can't believe Christmas has gotten this far as a holiday contained with so much corporate greed and disrespect to it's original owner, Jesus Christ. You should all be...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 07:12 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 915
Posted By Nelshizzle
10 Reasons police get shot.

10 Reasons police get shot.
Forum: The Pit 12-19-2014, 06:33 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 1,981
Posted By Nelshizzle
I think Ted Cruz's nose should be the next...

I think Ted Cruz's nose should be the next president.
Forum: The Pit 12-19-2014, 06:15 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 1,981
Posted By Nelshizzle
I think he's black and everyone hates him because...

I think he's black and everyone hates him because of it.
Forum: The Pit 12-18-2014, 10:18 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 863
Posted By Nelshizzle
A porno shop just so I can kick open the door to...

A porno shop just so I can kick open the door to the masturbation room with a Jason mask on while wielding a revved chainsaw.
Forum: The Pit 12-17-2014, 09:36 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 934
Posted By Nelshizzle
1.**** his dad 2.become his mom 3.constantly make...

1.**** his dad
2.become his mom
3.constantly make him clean his room & show women respect (via castration anxiety)
3.a.discipline him by slapping his balls in public
4.leave his dad for my imaginary...
Forum: The Pit 12-17-2014, 04:24 PM
Replies: 21,146
Views: 213,171
Posted By Nelshizzle
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http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/879/413/b94.gif
Forum: The Pit 12-16-2014, 12:38 AM
Replies: 21,146
Views: 213,171
Posted By Nelshizzle
sup guys bye guys

sup guys

bye guys
Forum: The Pit 12-14-2014, 06:07 AM
Replies: 27,265
Views: 349,189
Posted By Nelshizzle
http://i.imgur.com/qQ4bqcg.jpg so this...

http://i.imgur.com/qQ4bqcg.jpg

so this game...

is slowly sucking my real life away...

halp...
Forum: The Pit 12-13-2014, 07:39 PM
Replies: 21,146
Views: 213,171
Posted By Nelshizzle
Sex General of the 69th Thrust Cavalry Corps...

Sex General of the 69th Thrust Cavalry Corps Division reporting for duty.
Forum: The Pit 12-13-2014, 06:26 PM
Replies: 21,146
Views: 213,171
Posted By Nelshizzle
I've been there man. It's terrible, but you get...

I've been there man. It's terrible, but you get through it and you feel better along the way because you remember the special times you shared. Always love your pets, because they will always love...
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 11:57 PM
Replies: 27,265
Views: 349,189
Posted By Nelshizzle
I started playing the after the end mod for ck2...

I started playing the after the end mod for ck2 and I placed myself as a Puerto Rican Lord Proprietor owning several land titles in Brooklyn, Queens, Long Island, New Jersey and Yonkers. I lol'd @...
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 10:39 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,051
Posted By Nelshizzle
Fucck the police.

Fucck the police.
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 10:35 PM
Replies: 21,146
Views: 213,171
Posted By Nelshizzle
I remember the day I found out I hated Baby Joel....

I remember the day I found out I hated Baby Joel. It was a cold winter morning, my toilet seat was still warm from the night before, but I digress. Something strange had happened in the air two days...
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 10:31 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 437
Posted By Nelshizzle
Sounds cool man. Obvs its generic stuff, but at...

Sounds cool man. Obvs its generic stuff, but at least its yours and your music and for that I say keep it up and keep on rockin. I liked the solo, but then again I like all solos. Bonus points for...
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 07:31 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 937
Posted By Nelshizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOT9wq8w4w0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOT9wq8w4w0
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 07:26 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,090
Posted By Nelshizzle
I dropped a classical guitar on my face and...

I dropped a classical guitar on my face and cracked open my forehead when I was 15. The guitar fell to the ground and then the neck broke.

I was a sadman. ;_;
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 07:20 PM
Replies: 27,265
Views: 349,189
Posted By Nelshizzle
lol @ me only playing the Destiny Beta.

lol @ me only playing the Destiny Beta.
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 06:56 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 937
Posted By Nelshizzle
Honestly this is karmas fault. Karma is supposed...

Honestly this is karmas fault. Karma is supposed to take care of things like this, but instead the system is broken because Obama.

Thanks Lottery.
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 06:55 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 937
Posted By Nelshizzle
Now he's off to Bangkok to fondle some children...

Now he's off to Bangkok to fondle some children for pennies at the dollar.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 11:49 PM
Replies: 21,146
Views: 213,171
Posted By Nelshizzle
drake the type of nigga to cry when p diddy...

drake the type of nigga to cry when p diddy punches him in the face
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 11:14 PM
Replies: 21,146
Views: 213,171
Posted By Nelshizzle
wailing = stubbed my toe in the corner of my...

wailing = stubbed my toe in the corner of my bedroom door.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 08:26 PM
Replies: 21,146
Views: 213,171
Posted By Nelshizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md4cPHFBeiU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md4cPHFBeiU
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 08:04 PM
Replies: 65
Poll: If you could
Views: 783
Posted By Nelshizzle
I did lolnewb.

I did lolnewb.
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 08:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 246
Posted By Nelshizzle
He slapped all the little girls asses... All of...

He slapped all the little girls asses...

All of them...
Forum: The Pit 12-10-2014, 07:56 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 246
Posted By Nelshizzle
Oooooooooooooooooh Man

Oooooooooooooooooh Man
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2014, 12:30 AM
Replies: 27,265
Views: 349,189
Posted By Nelshizzle
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