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Forum: The Pit Today, 09:33 AM
Replies: 2,128
Views: 19,684
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I bags the passwords for Justin Bieber's bank...

I bags the passwords for Justin Bieber's bank accounts.
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:26 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,446
Posted By slapsymcdougal
In a proper Da Vinci code moment, you know who...

In a proper Da Vinci code moment, you know who else has those 3 letters in thier username?

457undead.


Therefore, creepy feet guy is the last descendant of Christ. Or maybe just a wannabe barbarian...
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:22 AM
Replies: 307
Views: 4,676
Posted By slapsymcdougal
They start counting once the polls close. TBH,...

They start counting once the polls close.

TBH, I'm all for voting Yes atm, mainly because the Dumfries and Galloway Conservative Association has booked a champagne breakfast for the 19th, and I'd...
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:19 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 633
Posted By slapsymcdougal
20 minutes to reach civilisation isn't exactly...

20 minutes to reach civilisation isn't exactly remote.

Unless your idea of civilisation differs greatly from mine.
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:45 AM
Replies: 11,985
Views: 108,428
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Be fair to Rooney. He yells nonsensical shit all...

Be fair to Rooney. He yells nonsensical shit all the time, not just when he ****s up.
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:15 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,253
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, at 18 months it's still possible. People...

Well, at 18 months it's still possible.

People used to put alcohol in gripe water for kids, so...
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:51 AM
Replies: 11,985
Views: 108,428
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Yea, he looks really old. The guy on the right...

Yea, he looks really old. The guy on the right might do a better job.
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:48 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,253
Posted By slapsymcdougal
It's almost as if they are drunk or something.

It's almost as if they are drunk or something.
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:26 AM
Replies: 624
Views: 12,774
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I hated writing that. It's a poor substitute for...

I hated writing that. It's a poor substitute for an interview IMO, but that's really not achievable with the number of people applying for university places these days.
Forum: The Pit Today, 05:24 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,253
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo24/ValorNine/FalconPunch.jpg


Had to be done.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:42 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 676
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://yachthotel.de/uploads/pics/Fraueninsel-vonoben-klein_02.jpg

That's not beautiful?
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:21 PM
Replies: 2,128
Views: 19,684
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, fun days. Mum's been in hospital since the...

Well, fun days.
Mum's been in hospital since the beginning of June, and has now developed pneumonia. :(
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:20 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 438
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo He's got a ****...

Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo

He's got a **** like your mum's giant novelty dildo
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:17 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 676
Posted By slapsymcdougal
This...

This (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-z4iMBFZA) is how you Glasgow.

Yea, the thing about Bavaria is that it's actually nice.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:13 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 676
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I did German at high school, and the family had...

I did German at high school, and the family had been taking holidays in Germany for a few years(mum and dad both spoke a bit, as Dad had spent about 4 years of his time in the Army in Germany).
One...
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:11 PM
Replies: 2,128
Views: 19,684
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Did they win a speedboat?

Did they win a speedboat?
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:10 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 811
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I'm unhappy and dumb as shit. TS argument is...

I'm unhappy and dumb as shit.

TS argument is shattered like a... shattering thing that's been shattered.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 08:17 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,446
Posted By slapsymcdougal
I was thinking more heavy jazz/smooth metal.

I was thinking more heavy jazz/smooth metal.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 08:16 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,241
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Nothing at all.

Nothing at all.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:14 AM
Replies: 2,128
Views: 19,684
Posted By slapsymcdougal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eal4fep7pK4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eal4fep7pK4
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:11 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 250
Posted By slapsymcdougal
...

http://www.migtigarc.co.uk/Plasma_Cutter/Cut40c.jpg
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:05 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,210
Posted By slapsymcdougal
My parents had a good idea about the extent of my...

My parents had a good idea about the extent of my drinking, when I was drinking. They're not stupid, and me rolling home well after midnight, and being distinctly hungover the next morning are kind...
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:01 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,090
Posted By slapsymcdougal
We're all soft because the presence of TS in the...

We're all soft because the presence of TS in the forum causes instant and lasting erectile dysfunction and vaginal dryness.

Both of them, in men and women.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 04:00 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 586
Posted By slapsymcdougal
TS's face. Or tissues. Would probably be best,...

TS's face.

Or tissues. Would probably be best, since they'd likely break up the same way bog roll does.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 03:59 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,446
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Prison Rape And The Soothing Anal Ointments

Prison Rape And The Soothing Anal Ointments
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 08:33 AM
Replies: 307
Views: 4,676
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Tough titties.

Tough titties.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 08:26 AM
Replies: 307
Views: 4,676
Posted By slapsymcdougal
As far as the Vatican goes, a treaty with Italy...

As far as the Vatican goes, a treaty with Italy in 1929 makes it a nation.

A plebiscite would appear to be a perfectly valid way of determining a nation's sovereignty.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 07:59 AM
Replies: 307
Views: 4,676
Posted By slapsymcdougal
Well, a house isn't a nation. 5 million people...

Well, a house isn't a nation.

5 million people in 30,000 square miles can be, though.


We're not really a 'strong country' now, though. Our military capacity is much reduced, compared to 20 years...
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 07:55 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,577
Posted By slapsymcdougal
That reminds me. Some people do tell me I look...

That reminds me. Some people do tell me I look like the famous EDM DJ, Atwat.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 07:51 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 354
Posted By slapsymcdougal
My mistake.

My mistake.
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