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Forum: The Pit Today, 06:56 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,318
Posted By Lord_Doku
I put as much faith in the factuality of Fox...

I put as much faith in the factuality of Fox reports as I do in those of Russia Today, so I don't watch either. It's all BBC and national TV for me.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:48 PM
Replies: 231
Views: 3,850
Posted By Lord_Doku
Already that kid looks at the world and is...

Already that kid looks at the world and is wondering what the hell we're doing.

If that pic is anything to go by, ofc.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 09:21 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 676
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm quite proud to say that I have a proper...

I'm quite proud to say that I have a proper English accent. I am proud of it, because I've never heard or seen any other Dutchman speak English with a proper English accent.

Speaking of which, when...
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 09:13 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 305
Posted By Lord_Doku
We don't have a tipping culture here, but I...

We don't have a tipping culture here, but I usually tip the change.
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 09:12 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 749
Posted By Lord_Doku
I ditched uni about 1,5 year ago. My motivation...

I ditched uni about 1,5 year ago. My motivation to go there was to get an education which would lead me to a job, maybe. It was shattered once I got to know the other students, all they could ever...
Forum: The Pit 08-30-2014, 09:39 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 562
Posted By Lord_Doku
Are there speed camera's on the internet? That's...

Are there speed camera's on the internet? That's your answer.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 08:48 PM
Replies: 255
Views: 4,449
Posted By Lord_Doku
I think the biggest problem here is that the...

I think the biggest problem here is that the instructor thought it was a good idea to give a little girl an Uzi, instead of something she might manage to handle, like a handgun. It's like fitting a...
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 08:39 PM
Replies: 3,235
Views: 58,436
Posted By Lord_Doku
Looks far too futuristic for Ferrari. I could see...

Looks far too futuristic for Ferrari. I could see Pagani making something like that, but not the prancers. Good thing it's just a concept though.
Forum: The Pit 08-29-2014, 08:35 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,446
Posted By Lord_Doku
Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's the same as The...

Red Hot Chili Peppers.

It's the same as The Swinging Leeks, or The Burning Barbeque's, really.
Forum: The Pit 08-28-2014, 07:57 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 816
Posted By Lord_Doku
There was this grade F- uggo I encountered once....

There was this grade F- uggo I encountered once. Somehow, she was producing a hefty amount of cloud, and far more elegant ones than I have ever witnessed.

I then stopped messing about and went...
Forum: The Pit 08-28-2014, 07:50 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 427
Posted By Lord_Doku
If you've never played with other people before,...

If you've never played with other people before, I'd give that a try before showing off your 1337-skillz.

And, if that is not an option you can always commit sudoku on the patio of a retired...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:35 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 211
Posted By Lord_Doku
You know who looks more like Enrique? His...

You know who looks more like Enrique? His father.

Seriously though, cheers for finding it.
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:32 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 328
Posted By Lord_Doku
I haven't played guitar in 3 weeks until I picked...

I haven't played guitar in 3 weeks until I picked one up today. After 10 minutes of warm up, I was playing just like normal.

Don't worry too much about it.
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:31 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,862
Posted By Lord_Doku
I got them to buy me a whammy bar by pretending I...

I got them to buy me a whammy bar by pretending I lost mine at a school gig. Thing is though, I genuinely lost it until a few days later I found it in my gigbag.

Sadder however is that that was the...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:27 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 211
Posted By Lord_Doku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo It...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo

It is very orange. Or more like yellow, but that's kcoo.
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 595
Posted By Lord_Doku
Maybe what you need is a new...

Maybe what you need is a new amp.

http://i.imgur.com/6xHH1Pu.jpg


Advanced Mechanical Puncture.
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 08:15 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,948
Posted By Lord_Doku
If the beige´sts want to make society their...

If the beige´sts want to make society their guinea pig, that's their perogative. It will not matter if the people don't follow their lead anyway. In the same fashion, its perfectly fine if other...
Forum: The Pit 08-24-2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 936
Posted By Lord_Doku
Ranch is okay, until you taste a proper dressing...

Ranch is okay, until you taste a proper dressing for the first time.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2014, 02:40 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,346
Posted By Lord_Doku
I don't have a quote to live by, and somehow that...

I don't have a quote to live by, and somehow that frightens me. Perhaps that's because it's a reminder of my social exclusion. Jokingly being called a hipster, friends always having something else to...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2014, 10:07 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,278
Posted By Lord_Doku
This isn't new. The Zeitgeist films advocated a...

This isn't new. The Zeitgeist films advocated a similar utopia.

Unfortunately, it's going to take several generations and perhaps some scientific tinkering to forge a society like that. Too many...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2014, 10:05 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 2,938
Posted By Lord_Doku
Totally with you guys on TotalBiscuit and Angry...

Totally with you guys on TotalBiscuit and Angry Joe. Their sincerity is what makes them worth watching for me. They take their time to get absorbed by the game, then they list its good points and its...
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 07:47 AM
Replies: 3,235
Views: 58,436
Posted By Lord_Doku
I was very excited when I read that we're gonna...

I was very excited when I read that we're gonna have a Dutchman in F1 again.

That excitement, as I just discovered, isn't very justified and can lead only to disappointment.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 09:51 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 209
Posted By Lord_Doku
Don't judge me.

Don't judge me.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 09:45 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 209
Posted By Lord_Doku
Good enough?

Good enough?
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 09:37 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 1,994
Posted By Lord_Doku
Whenever I make pasta, I first take a big frying...

Whenever I make pasta, I first take a big frying pan and bake some herbs, spices, and garlic in a splash of olive oil, then take about a pound of ground beef and stir it around, spreading the beef so...
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:15 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,676
Posted By Lord_Doku
The answer is pretty easy to figure out yourself....

The answer is pretty easy to figure out yourself. All you have to do, is ask yourself another question:

Do you want UKIP to become the single biggest party in the world?
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:12 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 280
Posted By Lord_Doku
I feel inspired to shove a subwoofer up my ass.

I feel inspired to shove a subwoofer up my ass.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:11 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 651
Posted By Lord_Doku
On a scale from naught to Jeremy Clarkson, I'd...

On a scale from naught to Jeremy Clarkson, I'd say James May.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:09 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 1,994
Posted By Lord_Doku
I find it hard to believe anyone likes McDonalds...

I find it hard to believe anyone likes McDonalds when even the Burger King provides burgers with tomatoes that don't taste like bacon. (very weird...)

#1: Sindbad (d÷ner kebab)
#2: Burger King...
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:05 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,058
Posted By Lord_Doku
You know what really grinds my gears ? Free...

You know what really grinds my gears ?

Free music festivals. They try catering to no one because you can't cater to everyone, so the people that show up are curious about the entertainment, or...
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