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Forum: The Pit 03-18-2014, 03:05 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,651
Posted By Rojam
I'm a cynical asshole and if someone tells me...

I'm a cynical asshole and if someone tells me they like what I consider a shitty band I tell them why that's stupid.
Forum: The Pit 03-04-2014, 02:31 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 3,058
Posted By Rojam
Funny you say that, as there was a rumor about a...

Funny you say that, as there was a rumor about a gal who frequently took it in the ass and her hole was no longer tight enough to stop leakage.
Forum: The Pit 02-25-2014, 01:13 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,125
Posted By Rojam
Once you stop caring about what's "in"...

Once you stop caring about what's "in" for the next few months fashionably you'll start feeling better TS. Also, the plus side to wearing "ugly band tees" is that when you don't wear them, people...
Forum: The Pit 02-20-2014, 03:26 AM
Replies: 141
Views: 3,123
Posted By Rojam
1. I love heavy guitar driven music. Fancy guitar...

1. I love heavy guitar driven music. Fancy guitar work gives me a boner.
2. The fans who think if you listen to anything else then you're a pussy
3. I love Metallica, Animals As Leaders, Megadeth and...
Forum: The Pit 02-17-2014, 10:23 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,187
Posted By Rojam
I paused Veil of Maya for this? Thanks for...

I paused Veil of Maya for this?

Thanks for saving me from Veil of Maya.
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2014, 03:17 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,600
Posted By Rojam
Boss maybe you don't realize the importance of...

Boss maybe you don't realize the importance of this discussion.

OT: I can be wit a woman with minimal breastesses, not so much for minimal ass though.
Forum: The Pit 12-13-2013, 03:47 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 927
Posted By Rojam
Man do I love how everyone bitches on this site...

Man do I love how everyone bitches on this site about music being generic and the same, then when someone mentions trying something new, everyone shuts him down telling him to stop while he's...
Forum: The Pit 12-09-2013, 02:16 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 2,410
Posted By Rojam
Here's to being just attractive enough that...

Here's to being just attractive enough that you're confident but never approached by the non-preferential sex. My roommate constantly has gay men approaching him though.
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 12-09-2013, 02:11 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 262
Posted By Rojam
Tried Bandcamp. My only complaint with Bandcamp...

Tried Bandcamp. My only complaint with Bandcamp was people could listen to the entire album for free without ever having to download. At least with Spotify, I'll make something (hardly anything, mind...
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 12-08-2013, 09:09 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 262
Posted By Rojam
Putting Your Band On Spotify

So my band is finishing up recording our second EP, and, in my opinion, it sounds ****in' grand, dude. I'm the type of person that if it isn't up to my standards (yes, I know how vain it sounds, but...
Forum: The Pit 12-05-2013, 02:35 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,628
Posted By Rojam
Well here's a name I haven't seen in awhile.

Well here's a name I haven't seen in awhile.
Forum: The Pit 12-05-2013, 02:24 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,628
Posted By Rojam
I wouldn't. Seems like an insult to injury sort...

I wouldn't. Seems like an insult to injury sort of deal.
Forum: The Pit 12-05-2013, 02:08 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,628
Posted By Rojam
So this is more of a saving your own kind of...

So this is more of a saving your own kind of spine deal then? I don't mean that in a 'you're a total prick' manner, just an honest question. It sounds like you still care about her based on what...
Forum: The Pit 12-05-2013, 02:01 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,628
Posted By Rojam
The longer you drag this out, the worse it will...

The longer you drag this out, the worse it will hurt her and the harder it will be for you dude. Do it right now.
Forum: The Pit 11-19-2013, 12:59 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,386
Posted By Rojam
I feel you man. Playing guitar is my escape...

I feel you man. Playing guitar is my escape sometimes and I think she realizes that. Kartina and I've been through some times.
Forum: The Pit 10-29-2013, 06:53 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,336
Posted By Rojam
My current bass player played guitar for years,...

My current bass player played guitar for years, but switched to bass in his last band after they got tired of flakey bass players. The cool thing is that he was a great guitar player, so we can get...
Forum: The Pit 10-23-2013, 11:17 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 2,302
Posted By Rojam
I can't dance, but I have a great sense of...

I can't dance, but I have a great sense of rhythm, and I'm a metalhead.

You're onto something though...
Forum: The Pit 10-01-2013, 01:50 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 2,026
Posted By Rojam
I don't know if they ever actually did anything...

I don't know if they ever actually did anything else, but the dude who did the Macarena HAS to be no. 1. Not only has everyone heard it, everyone knows the dance.
Forum: The Pit 09-15-2013, 08:58 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,462
Posted By Rojam
My band opened for Stephen Pearcy of Ratt back in...

My band opened for Stephen Pearcy of Ratt back in November. That was sort of cool, but he was a dick.
Forum: The Pit 09-15-2013, 07:09 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 965
Posted By Rojam
My friends and I have a little joke about how you...

My friends and I have a little joke about how you know when you've grown up. Whenever one of us says something to the extent of, "I don't know man. Like, she's hot yeah, but I don't just want to...
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2013, 11:18 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,406
Posted By Rojam
I think it's only racist if it's negative. i.e....

I think it's only racist if it's negative. i.e. "I hate Asian chicks"
Forum: Metal 08-08-2013, 06:56 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 577
Posted By Rojam
I'm not saying that about the guys who are just...

I'm not saying that about the guys who are just starting out, I'm saying that for the bands that are touring. Playing live shows without an amp behind you just seems...weird.
Forum: Metal 08-08-2013, 06:40 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 577
Posted By Rojam
I'm tired of every band trying to do it. There...

I'm tired of every band trying to do it. There are some good bands though, Periphery and Meshuggah, of course. But just people screaming over "boing boing" is getting very old.

Also, I dislike how...
Forum: Electric Guitar 08-05-2013, 03:19 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,408
Posted By Rojam
Most of the time, I have a boost pedal for leads...

Most of the time, I have a boost pedal for leads and chorus for cleans. And a tuner pedal, but I mean, that's a tuner
Forum: The Pit 07-25-2013, 02:58 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,323
Posted By Rojam
15. How nice.

15.
How nice.
Forum: The Pit 07-22-2013, 07:56 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 901
Posted By Rojam
I was in your shoes, and I went to school. In a...

I was in your shoes, and I went to school. In a way, I regret it, as I still play in a band and we could be some much better and farther along had each of us not have commitments. You can always go...
Forum: The Pit 07-15-2013, 01:18 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,227
Posted By Rojam
Oh **** me :haha Made me look like an ass lol

Oh **** me :haha

Made me look like an ass lol
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2013, 11:42 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,227
Posted By Rojam
I hope someone in your band sees this thread,...

I hope someone in your band sees this thread, talks to the other guys, and they kick you out. It'll fuel you to make something on your own.
Forum: The Pit 07-14-2013, 11:32 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,227
Posted By Rojam
Seriously. This is what you do. I'm assuming...

Seriously.

This is what you do. I'm assuming you're writing most of the material. Quit the band. Write your own stuff. Find people who want to play YOUR music. Done.
Forum: The Pit 07-11-2013, 06:37 PM
Replies: 312
Views: 7,765
Posted By Rojam
I sort of penetrated this gal once during a...

I sort of penetrated this gal once during a drunken sex fest. She screamed out "Wrong hole! WRONG HOLE!"

Lulz ensued.
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