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Forum: The Pit Today, 06:11 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 847
Posted By wafflesyrup
I never use to lock any doors. Would leave the...

I never use to lock any doors. Would leave the garage wide open all day long, nothing ever went missing. Since I started living with the roommate I picked up his habit of locking the door all the...
Forum: The Pit 08-23-2014, 01:39 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,180
Posted By wafflesyrup
Sounds like you've already lost interest in music...

Sounds like you've already lost interest in music if you can't find the motivation to pick up the perfectly good acoustic you have access to.
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2014, 05:24 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 1,329
Posted By wafflesyrup
"Yes ma'am, your bill was prorated and I can...

"Yes ma'am, your bill was prorated and I can not waive the installation cost."
Forum: The Pit 08-21-2014, 02:48 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 611
Posted By wafflesyrup
My 12 inch dick. Yes, you may touch it.

My 12 inch dick. Yes, you may touch it.
Forum: Metal 08-08-2014, 06:43 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,522
Posted By wafflesyrup
Well said. I would just like to say that Dream...

Well said.

I would just like to say that Dream Theater sucks, objectively speaking.
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 02:48 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,772
Posted By wafflesyrup
Sorry, thought the "dumbasses" remark...

Sorry, thought the "dumbasses" remark communicated my understanding that we were being humorous. :shrug:
Forum: The Pit 08-07-2014, 09:36 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,772
Posted By wafflesyrup
Consciousness moving to an alternate form of...

Consciousness moving to an alternate form of existence doesn't necessitate a God, creator, or deity - don't understand how this refutes atheism.




Dumbasses.
Forum: The Pit 07-01-2014, 09:04 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,624
Posted By wafflesyrup
It's rather depressing how insecure we people are.

It's rather depressing how insecure we people are.
Forum: Musician Talk 06-27-2014, 03:04 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,173
Posted By wafflesyrup
Honestly, after having Butt sex with most of the...

Honestly, after having Butt sex with most of the big names out there, there's really nothing to be envious or competitive about - none of these guys can take a dick.
Forum: Musician Talk 06-20-2014, 09:34 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 433
Posted By wafflesyrup
Katy Perry. For science!

Katy Perry. For science!
Forum: The Pit 06-06-2014, 05:16 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,043
Posted By wafflesyrup
I touch my self... more than aforementioned...

I touch my self... more than aforementioned self-touchers.
Forum: The Pit 06-01-2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 508
Posted By wafflesyrup
David drew Roxanne after extended oral sex.

David drew Roxanne after extended oral sex.
Forum: The Pit 05-28-2014, 10:50 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 405
Posted By wafflesyrup
Realistically? The Enterprise.

Realistically? The Enterprise.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2014, 07:23 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,159
Posted By wafflesyrup
I want a princess celestia blow job.

I want a princess celestia blow job.
Forum: The Pit 05-21-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 1,644
Posted By wafflesyrup
I've ate the last few babies I came across;...

I've ate the last few babies I came across; wouldn't mind a couple more.
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2014, 09:09 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 230
Posted By wafflesyrup
Embarrassing...

Embarrassing...
Forum: Musician Talk 05-17-2014, 05:02 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 296
Posted By wafflesyrup
Very cool video. Thanks.

Very cool video. Thanks.
Forum: The Pit 05-13-2014, 09:26 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,538
Posted By wafflesyrup
Nomenclature. I ****ing hate this word.

Nomenclature. I ****ing hate this word.
Forum: The Pit 04-27-2014, 04:27 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 757
Posted By wafflesyrup
Lol. School. What dorks.

Lol. School. What dorks.
Forum: The Pit 04-27-2014, 04:10 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 896
Posted By wafflesyrup
Wow look at that, an honest reply.

Wow look at that, an honest reply.
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2014, 03:19 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,416
Posted By wafflesyrup
I need to start ironing some shirts for the new...

I need to start ironing some shirts for the new job, but I've never really cared too much. Bunch of vain mother ****ers on this planet.
Forum: Metal 04-23-2014, 08:38 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 415
Posted By wafflesyrup
What the **** is wrong with people?

What the **** is wrong with people?
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2014, 03:28 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 711
Posted By wafflesyrup
Optimism is a lie.

Optimism is a lie.
Forum: The Pit 04-21-2014, 09:51 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 2,875
Posted By wafflesyrup
Seems to me that if trying heroin had such a high...

Seems to me that if trying heroin had such a high liklihood to place an individual in a circumstance in which they would screw up their lives, they would already be in a position to potentially screw...
Forum: The Pit 04-15-2014, 11:45 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 960
Posted By wafflesyrup
The only people I know who DON'T find South Park...

The only people I know who DON'T find South Park funny are rather shallow and generally have a short attention span and unwillingness to open their minds beyond their preconceptions. Their idea of...
Forum: The Pit 03-28-2014, 01:29 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,683
Posted By wafflesyrup
I'd say the problem resides in the the culture we...

I'd say the problem resides in the the culture we cultivate and the influences we spread through the acceptance of our way of living more so than just individual spendings. Big picture.
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2014, 01:09 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 601
Posted By wafflesyrup
The ****!?... Let's not encourage him now guys!...

The ****!?... Let's not encourage him now guys! If anyone should be arrested in this scenario it's the most self-righteous (most vain) of the three involved parties.



Fictional concept.
Forum: The Pit 03-25-2014, 10:08 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 601
Posted By wafflesyrup
I must not believe in doing the right thing...

I must not believe in doing the right thing anymore. Why do you care? The world needs more drug fiends and backdoor dealings.
Forum: Musician Talk 03-23-2014, 01:45 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 518
Posted By wafflesyrup
Happened to me last year. Don't barre your chords.

Happened to me last year. Don't barre your chords.
Forum: Musician Talk 03-20-2014, 07:56 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,051
Posted By wafflesyrup
Ugh.

Ugh.
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