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Forum: The Pit 07-02-2015, 06:59 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,507
Posted By wafflesyrup
Uh huh, sure. The shame is nearly palpable. Lol,...

Uh huh, sure. The shame is nearly palpable.

Lol, happens to me too.
Forum: The Pit 07-02-2015, 02:02 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,507
Posted By wafflesyrup
Pasta's the only person who has ever commented on...

Pasta's the only person who has ever commented on my profile. For this reason I feel a strange bond towards him, doubtfully mutual but certainly creepy. I can't help it.



Guilty as charged, though...
Forum: The Pit 06-30-2015, 12:03 AM
Replies: 174
Views: 2,800
Posted By wafflesyrup
Waffles! Bacon or eggs?

Waffles!

Bacon or eggs?
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2015, 02:45 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 3,002
Posted By wafflesyrup
Misogynistic 90% of the time? 0 reason to use? Is...

Misogynistic 90% of the time? 0 reason to use? Is this a joke thread? I find at least 100 reasons a day to use the word bitch and I don't even talk to girls cause they have cooties!
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2015, 08:53 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,310
Posted By wafflesyrup
It's admirable how seriously you've taken your...

It's admirable how seriously you've taken your need to be supportive of another person, but you can't hold yourself responsible for another (I'm presuming) adult's overly dependent nature because...
Forum: The Pit 06-29-2015, 07:44 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,439
Posted By wafflesyrup
25% of unmarried Japanese men need to meet your...

25% of unmarried Japanese men need to meet your mom! Huzzah!
Forum: The Pit 06-27-2015, 07:45 AM
Replies: 265
Views: 4,129
Posted By wafflesyrup
Relevant...

Relevant (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=csnlMYIg1KI)
Forum: The Pit 06-27-2015, 07:09 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 793
Posted By wafflesyrup
I'd get queer with Obama, y'knowutimean?

I'd get queer with Obama, y'knowutimean?
Forum: The Pit 06-27-2015, 06:45 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 596
Posted By wafflesyrup
Your mom's hydrated. :cool:

Your mom's hydrated. :cool:
Forum: The Pit 06-25-2015, 07:16 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,282
Posted By wafflesyrup
I like David Bowie's music. But I love him most...

I like David Bowie's music. But I love him most for singing to me as a child in The Labyrinth. The music along with his voice in that movie is divine, but it strikes some of my deepest roots of...
Forum: The Pit 06-24-2015, 04:20 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 869
Posted By wafflesyrup
Not that my opinion matters to anyone but the...

Not that my opinion matters to anyone but the answers given in this thread will ultimately decide who I do and do not respect in the pit.

Beard, I'd consider shaving it after and grow another, cause...
Forum: The Pit 06-23-2015, 03:41 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 729
Posted By wafflesyrup
Crisps. I'll take a bag of crisps. Just munching...

Crisps. I'll take a bag of crisps. Just munching on some crisps. I like dip with my crisps. These crisps are too salty. These crisps are too crispy.

This word pisses my ******ed American brain off...
Forum: The Pit 06-23-2015, 03:18 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 786
Posted By wafflesyrup
Eh, no semen jokes? Whatever. I've got a Brita...

Eh, no semen jokes? Whatever.

I've got a Brita filter/dispenser that sits in the fridge so all my water is cold. I don't mind it room temp though. If you don't own one of these, I recommend fixing...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 10:11 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 547
Posted By wafflesyrup
Um.... no.... do you? :confused: If so I'd like...

Um.... no.... do you? :confused:

If so I'd like to read it.
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 11:10 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,248
Posted By wafflesyrup
Oh man this shit had me busting out laughing...

Oh man this shit had me busting out laughing after reading the previous exchanges leading up to it. Think I shed a tear. :haha:
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 10:52 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 442
Posted By wafflesyrup
Huh, I honestly couldn't say having seemingly...

Huh, I honestly couldn't say having seemingly spent the majority of my life sitting at a desk. I suppose I should be surprised I can walk at all. I'll have to be more observant of my step from now on...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 10:35 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,149
Posted By wafflesyrup
I sometimes have a difficult time expressing my...

I sometimes have a difficult time expressing my emotions. One thing led to another and then... well, I guess that happened. I think I'll go make another shame-themed thread to sulk in. :p:




I...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 08:10 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 788
Posted By wafflesyrup
Wow, yeah. I guess we all know now. That slight...

Wow, yeah. I guess we all know now. That slight itch that pops up right as your backside becomes ass crack. That's Slapsymcdougal having his way with you from thousands of miles away. Amazing.
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 08:01 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,149
Posted By wafflesyrup
I truly love the pit. ♡ Particularly the...

I truly love the pit. ♡

Particularly the smell of it. Like unwashed scrotum, a more natural scent there's never been. It astonishes me the pit has ANY female posters as the odor is quite...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 07:39 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,149
Posted By wafflesyrup
I guess it depends on what the circumstances are...

I guess it depends on what the circumstances are of the false love/true hatred. So many different ways you could play either out it's difficult to give an answer.

Being with someone for an extended...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 06:50 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,956
Posted By wafflesyrup
HA! Sorry, that was inappropriate of me. I...

HA!

Sorry, that was inappropriate of me.

I love you son.

My dad used to always call me a space cadet. I'm epileptic (or was I guess, symptoms dormant for overy a decade now). Pretty funny stuff...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 04:37 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,339
Posted By wafflesyrup
Hmm, a plan. I suppose I didn't think it through...

Hmm, a plan. I suppose I didn't think it through so far. The blood is quickly receding from my penis. Give me a moment and we'll approach this with a more reasoned... approach.



Scratch that, this...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 04:31 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,339
Posted By wafflesyrup
Get sexy man! Who the hell ever asked the...

Get sexy man! Who the hell ever asked the question "what are you wearing?" without there being an implied plea for sexiness!? You ruined it between me and Blode, don't take this away from me you fat...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 04:14 AM
Replies: 262
Views: 4,716
Posted By wafflesyrup
This is why I have to click on every thread in...

This is why I have to click on every thread in The Pit, even if the proposed discussion sounds boring as shit, there's always some gold.

Remember that wafflesyrup guy? Total twat that one was.
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 04:06 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,339
Posted By wafflesyrup
You had me at underpants, you lost me at blue...

You had me at underpants, you lost me at blue jeans. If life is a penis you just failed it!
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 03:57 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 788
Posted By wafflesyrup
Aw damnit. I'm just having some fun :(...

Aw damnit. I'm just having some fun :(

Sorries, I'll go. :(
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 03:49 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 788
Posted By wafflesyrup
Please don't discuss our relationship with the...

Please don't discuss our relationship with the pit, Blode. You just need to have faith in me babe. Those other seven aren't like what you and I have. I'm the Slipknot to your Jim Root hon, this IS...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 03:43 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,248
Posted By wafflesyrup
I finished the second book of the Stormlight...

I finished the second book of the Stormlight Archive last night, Words of Radiance, and will be checking the author's site for progress on the third daily. Considering getting into another of his...
Forum: The Pit 06-22-2015, 03:39 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,339
Posted By wafflesyrup
What I'm wearing isn't important. But I'm keen to...

What I'm wearing isn't important. But I'm keen to hear what else The Pit is. Dick in hand, I'm ready to go, let's do this.
Forum: The Pit 06-21-2015, 10:03 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 559
Posted By wafflesyrup
Shania motherfkin' Twain. The original gangsta,...

Shania motherfkin' Twain. The original gangsta, single handedly influenced an entire generation and in doing so made livin' the hood life real. Shania, my nigga.
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