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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:40 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,142
Posted By Lord_Doku
I don't have a quote to live by, and somehow that...

I don't have a quote to live by, and somehow that frightens me. Perhaps that's because it's a reminder of my social exclusion. Jokingly being called a hipster, friends always having something else to...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2014, 10:07 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,227
Posted By Lord_Doku
This isn't new. The Zeitgeist films advocated a...

This isn't new. The Zeitgeist films advocated a similar utopia.

Unfortunately, it's going to take several generations and perhaps some scientific tinkering to forge a society like that. Too many...
Forum: The Pit 08-20-2014, 10:05 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 2,723
Posted By Lord_Doku
Totally with you guys on TotalBiscuit and Angry...

Totally with you guys on TotalBiscuit and Angry Joe. Their sincerity is what makes them worth watching for me. They take their time to get absorbed by the game, then they list its good points and its...
Forum: The Pit 08-19-2014, 07:47 AM
Replies: 3,071
Views: 55,861
Posted By Lord_Doku
I was very excited when I read that we're gonna...

I was very excited when I read that we're gonna have a Dutchman in F1 again.

That excitement, as I just discovered, isn't very justified and can lead only to disappointment.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 09:51 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 198
Posted By Lord_Doku
Don't judge me.

Don't judge me.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 09:45 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 198
Posted By Lord_Doku
Good enough?

Good enough?
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 09:37 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 1,959
Posted By Lord_Doku
Whenever I make pasta, I first take a big frying...

Whenever I make pasta, I first take a big frying pan and bake some herbs, spices, and garlic in a splash of olive oil, then take about a pound of ground beef and stir it around, spreading the beef so...
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:15 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,658
Posted By Lord_Doku
The answer is pretty easy to figure out yourself....

The answer is pretty easy to figure out yourself. All you have to do, is ask yourself another question:

Do you want UKIP to become the single biggest party in the world?
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:12 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 265
Posted By Lord_Doku
I feel inspired to shove a subwoofer up my ass.

I feel inspired to shove a subwoofer up my ass.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:11 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 635
Posted By Lord_Doku
On a scale from naught to Jeremy Clarkson, I'd...

On a scale from naught to Jeremy Clarkson, I'd say James May.
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:09 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 1,959
Posted By Lord_Doku
I find it hard to believe anyone likes McDonalds...

I find it hard to believe anyone likes McDonalds when even the Burger King provides burgers with tomatoes that don't taste like bacon. (very weird...)

#1: Sindbad (döner kebab)
#2: Burger King...
Forum: The Pit 08-17-2014, 06:05 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,032
Posted By Lord_Doku
You know what really grinds my gears ? Free...

You know what really grinds my gears ?

Free music festivals. They try catering to no one because you can't cater to everyone, so the people that show up are curious about the entertainment, or...
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 08:37 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 364
Posted By Lord_Doku
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0 Easy.

0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0

Easy.
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 08:37 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,075
Posted By Lord_Doku
What about me then ?

What about me then ?
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 08:34 AM
Replies: 170
Views: 3,717
Posted By Lord_Doku
I may have kissed in twentyfour teen, not so sure...

I may have kissed in twentyfour teen, not so sure about the other one.
Forum: The Pit 08-14-2014, 08:33 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 2,821
Posted By Lord_Doku
According to some column in one of the more...

According to some column in one of the more leading papers here in the Netherlands, we're living in a 'sharing society', where we feel the urge to share whatever happens in our lives with hundreds of...
Forum: The Pit 08-12-2014, 09:03 PM
Replies: 215
Views: 3,379
Posted By Lord_Doku
They'd also have to change the name from United...

They'd also have to change the name from United Kingdom into something else.

England the Tanking-Economy and his friends.
Forum: The Pit 08-11-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 635
Posted By Lord_Doku
^ Oh wow that kid with his hands together. All of...

^
Oh wow that kid with his hands together. All of those pics actually. +1
Forum: The Pit 08-11-2014, 06:00 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 577
Posted By Lord_Doku
That's not aid. That's liberty. You dare insult...

That's not aid. That's liberty. You dare insult liberty? Because I sure do.

Who came up with the idea to carpet-bomb them with McDonalds ?
Forum: The Pit 08-11-2014, 09:54 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,269
Posted By Lord_Doku
^ +1 I don't know what to feel more sorry for...

^ +1

I don't know what to feel more sorry for though: the above, or the fact that in 30 years people will still hate her for Twilight.
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 12:43 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 543
Posted By Lord_Doku
Mambo goes the bambino Straight for a paid...

Mambo goes the bambino
Straight for a paid cappuccino
Pours it down the throat of this chico
Buys a salad afterwards.
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 12:40 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 1,906
Posted By Lord_Doku
You don't need health insurance for a bruise or a...

You don't need health insurance for a bruise or a deep wound, just some poor scotch (waste of good scotch otherwise) and bandages, so why the hell would you need 'adequate' health insurance for a...
Forum: The Pit 08-08-2014, 12:38 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 2,979
Posted By Lord_Doku
^ Impressive. I was 8 when slut joined. Makes me...

^
Impressive.

I was 8 when slut joined. Makes me feel kcoo.
Forum: The Pit 08-07-2014, 10:03 AM
Replies: 799
Views: 17,283
Posted By Lord_Doku
Tasmania or New Zealand are the best bets for...

Tasmania or New Zealand are the best bets for getting away from the powers that be.

It's where I'll be headed when shit hits the fan.
Forum: The Pit 08-07-2014, 09:58 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,085
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm not a programmer, and I don't have access to...

I'm not a programmer, and I don't have access to the fabrics of Facebook's inner workings.

Ergo, it's a shit site.
Forum: The Pit 08-07-2014, 09:57 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,400
Posted By Lord_Doku
Reminds me of something I read the other day....

Reminds me of something I read the other day. People don't know what they want until it is given to them.
Forum: The Pit 08-04-2014, 05:04 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 581
Posted By Lord_Doku
Is pretty alright. Sometimes their power is...

Is pretty alright. Sometimes their power is maximum and shoots everything.

Pit always accidentally'ing everything as well, makes for great comedy.
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 04:21 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 727
Posted By Lord_Doku
Depends on the item the instructions are for....

Depends on the item the instructions are for. Usually I don't need them.
Forum: The Pit 07-31-2014, 04:20 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 2,549
Posted By Lord_Doku
Make plane crash jokes. Put up a Jewish flag...

Make plane crash jokes.
Put up a Jewish flag right next to a Palestinian flag.
Remain indifferent during Gay Parade.

All three of them are good ways to get everyone's knickers in a twist these days.
Forum: The Pit 07-30-2014, 03:13 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 608
Posted By Lord_Doku
It depends on your resources: how many do you...

It depends on your resources: how many do you have to transport, how much of it will fit in your vehicle, and how much of it are you willing to spend ?
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