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Forum: The Pit 05-25-2009, 11:23 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 273
Posted By The Leader
I saw a movie kinda like that once, only it...

I saw a movie kinda like that once, only it wasn't on the Disney channel.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2009, 11:22 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 949
Posted By The Leader
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use...

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2009, 11:14 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 949
Posted By The Leader
Um....do you think you could get his dad's phone...

Um....do you think you could get his dad's phone number for me?
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2009, 11:09 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 575
Posted By The Leader
I actually kind of like the reality tv. Now, not...

I actually kind of like the reality tv. Now, not "Real World" or "Some Chick Blows 10 Guys" or anything, but theoretically you can find a show that pertains to your interests.

By my calculations it...
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2009, 12:46 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 242
Posted By The Leader
Your best bet is to call up your ISP and do some...

Your best bet is to call up your ISP and do some ball-busting. I'm on the phone every other day with comcast, it seems.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2009, 12:43 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,960
Posted By The Leader
We're getting so close to playing Fallout IRL I...

We're getting so close to playing Fallout IRL I can taste it.
Forum: The Pit 05-25-2009, 12:37 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,800
Posted By The Leader
My 'office' has a giant window that overlooks a...

My 'office' has a giant window that overlooks a crappy looking building about 2 blocks over that is quite clearly a brothel. All kinds of things go on in there and hardly anyone closes the blinds....
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 09:58 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 726
Posted By The Leader
Sometimes more profit can either come just from...

Sometimes more profit can either come just from creating the product (controlling all other aspects of the business/cutting out the middle man).

Also, people never 'don't want' something. If you...
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 09:54 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 1,640
Posted By The Leader
I think I'll go get some chili-cheese fries...

I think I'll go get some chili-cheese fries instead. Gravy is for mashed/scalloped potatoes, or for liberal applications onto chicken-fried steak.
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 09:44 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 726
Posted By The Leader
^Yes. Giant hairy caveman balls the size of...

^Yes. Giant hairy caveman balls the size of grapefruits.



Well, they likely had something. I mean, have you ever been to a bonfire/drum circle and not been completely blitzed out of your skull?
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 09:35 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 837
Posted By The Leader
Too late man, you're going to fail the drug test...

Too late man, you're going to fail the drug test and regret ever touching the stuff for the rest of your life.
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 09:31 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 726
Posted By The Leader
Can't brainwash over what was already there. Even...

Can't brainwash over what was already there. Even cavemen were looking with envy at other cavemen who had bigger rocks.
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 09:26 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 488
Posted By The Leader
"Shit, piss, ****, **** cocksucker,...

"Shit, piss, ****, **** cocksucker, mother****er, and tits."

Also Carlin. Not necessarily a deep and touching quote to be sure, but few remember what enormous backlash it created with he first said...
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 09:18 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,612
Posted By The Leader
That huge elaborate story from Sith history when...

That huge elaborate story from Sith history when Anakin and Palpatine are watching that elaborate performing arts show thing. Apparently this one Sith lord was so powerful he could use the force to...
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 08:40 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 845
Posted By The Leader
And without cynicism, what would happen to all...

And without cynicism, what would happen to all the positive, lighthearted conversations in pubs that didn't turn into angry debates and soapbox preaching? :D
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 08:34 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 1,640
Posted By The Leader
We have couches on our lawns here, but we also...

We have couches on our lawns here, but we also have car parts, animal carcasses, massive piles of cans, etc. :p:
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 08:31 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 845
Posted By The Leader
The optimist thinks that this is the greatest...

The optimist thinks that this is the greatest world we live in, and the pessimist fears this is so. A good cynic will simultaneously disregard both.
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 08:29 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 1,640
Posted By The Leader
I had a great time last I went. I have a friend...

I had a great time last I went. I have a friend who moved here (Houston, Texas for those too lazy to read to the left) from Toronto, and I ended up putting together a whole vacation itinerary based...
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2009, 08:21 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,612
Posted By The Leader
Reaching a certain level of power as a Jedi...

Reaching a certain level of power as a Jedi grants immortality through the force.
Vice versa, as a Sith it grants you power over the living, such as quoted by Senator Palpatine's story to Anakin in...
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 09:58 PM
Replies: 549
Views: 8,535
Posted By The Leader
Hol-lee shit, finally someone with taste! You...

Hol-lee shit, finally someone with taste!

You get some ice cream for that.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3033/6a00d83451b0e469e200e54.jpg
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 09:55 PM
Replies: 549
Views: 8,535
Posted By The Leader
^Labyrinth, aka "David Bowie Plays with...

^Labyrinth, aka "David Bowie Plays with Balls".

Longtime Neil Diamond fans ban together to stop a dude from marrying a chick who doesn't like Neil Diamond.
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 09:52 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 566
Posted By The Leader
Oh come on, a bit of violence never hurt anybody....

Oh come on, a bit of violence never hurt anybody. :p:
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 09:50 PM
Replies: 549
Views: 8,535
Posted By The Leader
Correct! I messed up on the last one though, the...

Correct! I messed up on the last one though, the one that no one seemed to get was:

"Dude is a gardener in space, plays poker with robots and eventually kills himself."

I have yet to meet anyone...
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 09:46 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 566
Posted By The Leader
I'm against it as means of punishment, but am all...

I'm against it as means of punishment, but am all in favor of beating children.
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 09:39 PM
Replies: 549
Views: 8,535
Posted By The Leader
Sean Connery is a cop in the future on a...

Sean Connery is a cop in the future on a colonized Jupiter. Heads explode.

(And no one has figured out my last one it seems)
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 04:40 PM
Replies: 549
Views: 8,535
Posted By The Leader
Big Lebowski! Two stoners go on a vehicle...

Big Lebowski!

Two stoners go on a vehicle finding adventure, and then meet aliens, and then and then and then.
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 04:33 PM
Replies: 549
Views: 8,535
Posted By The Leader
Alright then, Mr. Smarty-Pants, try this one on...

Alright then, Mr. Smarty-Pants, try this one on for size.

Dude is a gardener in space. Plays cards with robots and eventually kills himself.
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 04:27 PM
Replies: 549
Views: 8,535
Posted By The Leader
Midgets kidnap a young boy, and go traveling...

Midgets kidnap a young boy, and go traveling through space and time to eventually fight the Devil.
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 04:21 PM
Replies: 549
Views: 8,535
Posted By The Leader
You used ITT? Really? The situation here is more...

You used ITT? Really? The situation here is more grim then I thought.

Anyway: Clones who don't want to be clones, tracked down by future cops who give them tests with moral based questions to find...
Forum: The Pit 05-17-2009, 03:57 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 2,352
Posted By The Leader
The new Star Trek was quite satisfying, but no...

The new Star Trek was quite satisfying, but no film ever released in the series can ever trump Wrath of Khan.

Khan would be like "Well, that's a lovely weapon that you've stolen, Nero, what can it...
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