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Forum: The Pit 08-22-2014, 06:38 PM
Replies: 40,001
Views: 346,931
Posted By BeefWellington
Better start practising how to say "You want...

Better start practising how to say "You want fries with that?".
Forum: The Pit 08-22-2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 399
Posted By BeefWellington
It's not so much my favourite as the one I think...

It's not so much my favourite as the one I think is the least shit. Probably Luca.

The rest of them are wanky whiney bullshit.
Forum: The Pit 08-22-2014, 06:35 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 924
Posted By BeefWellington
Ranch dressing sucks. Salads suck. What the...

Ranch dressing sucks.

Salads suck.

What the Hell is wrong with you?
Forum: The Pit 08-22-2014, 06:33 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 536
Posted By BeefWellington
Yes. We all know celebrities aren't real people.

Yes. We all know celebrities aren't real people.
Forum: The Pit 08-22-2014, 06:32 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 1,755
Posted By BeefWellington
Any zombie film or TV series. That way everybody...

Any zombie film or TV series. That way everybody would be dead, and I could even kill them again when they reanimated.

Bliss.
Forum: The Pit 08-22-2014, 06:31 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 379
Posted By BeefWellington
No. It makes my piss stink something foul, though.

No. It makes my piss stink something foul, though.
Forum: The Pit 08-22-2014, 06:30 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 764
Posted By BeefWellington
We should let people kill themselves. There are...

We should let people kill themselves. There are too many people on this planet anyway, might as well let a few of them off themselves to help keep the numbers down a bit.
Forum: The Pit 08-01-2014, 06:32 PM
Replies: 753
Views: 16,571
Posted By BeefWellington
http://www.themistermen.co.uk/images/mr_bump.jpg

http://www.themistermen.co.uk/images/mr_bump.jpg
Forum: The Pit 06-20-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,386
Posted By BeefWellington
Your dick is so small I mistook it for a clitoris.

Your dick is so small I mistook it for a clitoris.
Forum: Promote YOUR Band 06-03-2014, 08:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 116
Posted By BeefWellington
New solo ambient/post rock project: Sylvan Circle

I've just released a solo EP for my post rock/ambient project called Sylvan Circle. It's ambient in places and a bit grittier in others.

http://sylvancircle.bandcamp.com/releases

Please make sure...
Forum: The Pit 06-02-2014, 02:00 PM
Replies: 753
Views: 16,571
Posted By BeefWellington
Somebody come in here and relieve us of our...

Somebody come in here and relieve us of our boredom.
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2014, 09:19 PM
Replies: 753
Views: 16,571
Posted By BeefWellington
somebody come and be all sociable and stuff...

somebody come and be all sociable and stuff because I'm a wee bit drunk
Forum: The Pit 04-28-2014, 07:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 301
Posted By BeefWellington
I suppose I should express gratitude for...

I suppose I should express gratitude for acknowledging that I am now one year closer to the grave.

Thank you.




Me.
Forum: The Pit 04-26-2014, 09:03 PM
Replies: 753
Views: 16,571
Posted By BeefWellington
Bumping because people seem to have forgotten how...

Bumping because people seem to have forgotten how this whole "thread" shindig works.

You ****ing plebs.
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,748
Posted By BeefWellington
JustRooster, I could kiss you on the mouth when...

JustRooster, I could kiss you on the mouth when you say things like this.

Buzzfeed is audiovisual cancer.
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 08:18 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,273
Posted By BeefWellington
Have you tried magnets? The stronger the better.

Have you tried magnets? The stronger the better.
Forum: The Pit 04-16-2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 765
Posted By BeefWellington
No, I did not like it. It was shit. Do NOT quit...

No, I did not like it. It was shit.


Do NOT quit your day job. I would suggest you consider quitting life, though.
Forum: The Pit 04-06-2014, 05:08 PM
Replies: 753
Views: 16,571
Posted By BeefWellington
I logged in just to make you bastards come...

I logged in just to make you bastards come in.

Don't make me regret this.
Forum: The Pit 01-12-2014, 06:54 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,090
Posted By BeefWellington
**** off, you shitstain.

**** off, you shitstain.
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 11:33 PM
Replies: 753
Views: 16,571
Posted By BeefWellington
Dwight, I took you off the banlist within seconds...

Dwight, I took you off the banlist within seconds of me booting you; if you can't get in then Tinychat's being a douche again and glitched somewhere.
Forum: The Pit 11-23-2013, 11:29 PM
Replies: 753
Views: 16,571
Posted By BeefWellington
Dwight that was a joke ban you can come back in...

Dwight that was a joke ban you can come back in now ;____;
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2013, 07:46 PM
Replies: 753
Views: 16,571
Posted By BeefWellington
Whoever came in as "chaoticfables" just...

Whoever came in as "chaoticfables" just now; I hope you choke on a chode, you ****.
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2013, 08:47 PM
Replies: 2,160
Views: 70,054
Posted By BeefWellington
She knows what I mean, beneath my crass and...

She knows what I mean, beneath my crass and callous exterior.
Forum: The Pit 11-08-2013, 08:40 PM
Replies: 2,160
Views: 70,054
Posted By BeefWellington
Yep, I'd tap that.

Yep, I'd tap that.
Forum: The Pit 10-25-2013, 04:57 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 2,584
Posted By BeefWellington
Blake. Or Whoomit. Then this endless circle...

Blake. Or Whoomit. Then this endless circle jerkery and general **** sucking can finally end and we can actually have a community back, rather than what we have now, which is essentially a small...
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 07:17 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 2,915
Posted By BeefWellington
Well, that certainly made my willy twitch.

Well, that certainly made my willy twitch.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 07:10 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,462
Posted By BeefWellington
I haven't decided yet. Does it give you an...

I haven't decided yet. Does it give you an erection to sound like a pretentious arsehole? It wouldn't surprise me.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 07:02 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,462
Posted By BeefWellington
How much more are you going to shit on your...

How much more are you going to shit on your keyboard and call it intellect, little one?
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:57 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 2,915
Posted By BeefWellington
I'd probably get banned for posting pictures of...

I'd probably get banned for posting pictures of hairy, herpes-ridden vaginas.
Forum: The Pit 10-14-2013, 06:52 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,462
Posted By BeefWellington
Nothing of what you said made any sense, at all....

Nothing of what you said made any sense, at all. If you're going to try and sound like a pompous ****, at least make some kind of comprehensible argument.
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