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Forum: The Pit Today, 11:45 AM
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Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Because it's hot! (it's hot because hoverboards...

Because it's hot!

(it's hot because hoverboards start on fire randomly)
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:33 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Pay to fix my car?

Pay to fix my car?
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:28 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 166
Posted By snipelfritz
Totally, and a dab of pomade too!

Totally, and a dab of pomade too!
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:24 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Yes. Responsible use of credit is way cool!

Yes.

Responsible use of credit is way cool!
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:18 AM
Replies: 2,606
Views: 39,147
Posted By snipelfritz
At least I make sense when I'm sober (and...

At least I make sense when I'm sober (and slightly when drunk), unlike fatlard who just goes from stupid to stupider.
Forum: The Pit Today, 11:13 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Of course you're with me. Now get in the...

Of course you're with me. Now get in the stroller.

If you behave, you can switch places with Trowzaa in the modern papoose. Evan gets to stay in the child-harness/leash BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD...
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:58 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
K, shuddup commie. I got...

K, shuddup commie.

I got this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo45o69HaKI

(anybody know where I can find Invention Pioneers of Note?)
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:50 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
mehbeh cheap shots has just ruined it for me.

mehbeh cheap shots has just ruined it for me.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:49 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 340
Posted By snipelfritz
No moobs on a proper dad-bod (also dad-bod...

No moobs on a proper dad-bod (also dad-bod doesn't require actually being a dad). Just a solid gut (and my sweet butt).
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:45 AM
Replies: 2,606
Views: 39,147
Posted By snipelfritz
I'd be down with Fascism if we had the right...

I'd be down with Fascism if we had the right fascist.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:44 AM
Replies: 2,606
Views: 39,147
Posted By snipelfritz
Yeah, it's like if Trump said stuff that wasn't...

Yeah, it's like if Trump said stuff that wasn't stupid.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:43 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Stupid fucking hippies. If one guy spends all...

Stupid fucking hippies. If one guy spends all day making soup, we end up with great soup for everybody AND an actual society.

It's called division of labor, and I have no interest in gardening.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:40 AM
Replies: 2,606
Views: 39,147
Posted By snipelfritz
Wait, did he? Because I can legit imagine Teddy...

Wait, did he? Because I can legit imagine Teddy saying that.

Teddy was a bad-ass.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:38 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
I think you mean, Captain...

I think you mean, Captain CAAAAAAAVVVVVEEEMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!

(and son!)
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:26 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
We prefer Caveman-American, k?

We prefer Caveman-American, k?
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:19 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 340
Posted By snipelfritz
Yeah, this. The curves of my sensuous dad-bod...

Yeah, this. The curves of my sensuous dad-bod require intricate care.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:16 AM
Replies: 290
Views: 3,662
Posted By snipelfritz
"Private" message doesn't mean you ask...

"Private" message doesn't mean you ask to see someone's privates.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:10 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Shut up and get in the stroller.

Shut up and get in the stroller.
Forum: The Pit Today, 10:08 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
No, tried to later, but I was on mushrooms and...

No, tried to later, but I was on mushrooms and drunk so it didn't quite work out that well.

In retrospect, I could've been popping all sorts of drama-club cherries.
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:59 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
BTW this looks a lot like a girl I went to high...

BTW this looks a lot like a girl I went to high school with.
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:58 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 165
Posted By snipelfritz
Best Bakshi collab was with Frank Frazetta.

Best Bakshi collab was with Frank Frazetta.
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:57 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 672
Posted By snipelfritz
Lebron Swanson

Lebron Swanson
Forum: The Pit Today, 09:50 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Jack is a "Tennessee whiskey." It...

Jack is a "Tennessee whiskey." It could be considered Bourbon under the loosest definition, but Jack is bad in general. It's only well known/not cheap as shit because of it's name/branding. Jim...
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:55 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Yes. I'd love to get you and Gary in a two seat...

Yes. I'd love to get you and Gary in a two seat stroller. The side-by-side ones not the front/back seat.

Gotta hit them full-on with maximal qt babies.

I'm tired...
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:23 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Little babyboys are good for picking up chicks.

Little babyboys are good for picking up chicks.
Forum: The Pit Today, 08:03 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
No, I mean like the George Costanza themed bar.

No, I mean like the George Costanza themed bar.
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:55 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Ahaha! No. But if it was a restaurant based on...

Ahaha! No. But if it was a restaurant based on the show I'd totally go, instead of just a Hooters knockoff breastaurant.

I can't think about restaurants right now. I'm hungee.
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:29 AM
Replies: 290
Views: 3,662
Posted By snipelfritz
What Ali PMed...

What Ali PMed me:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gp7n_3_xsyY/hqdefault.jpg
Forum: The Pit Today, 07:12 AM
Replies: 22,797
Views: 261,712
Posted By snipelfritz
Good morning everyone. Just under two hours left...

Good morning everyone. Just under two hours left of work for me. Then I get to go home and have crackers cheese and salami.

I got fancy yesterday and went to the Italian market. Hmu, yeh.
Forum: The Pit Today, 06:16 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 166
Posted By snipelfritz
So handsome.

So handsome.
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