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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 06:42 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,291
Posted By Lord_Doku
Yes, one should always ask the father for his...

Yes, one should always ask the father for his permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. If you're going to perform an oldfashioned ritual, you might as well do it fully decorated.
Forum: The Pit 11-26-2014, 08:07 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 461
Posted By Lord_Doku
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Forum: The Pit 11-25-2014, 11:03 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 2,334
Posted By Lord_Doku
I try to be happy, so I try running over teenage...

I try to be happy, so I try running over teenage girls with my bicycle everytime they cross the road while gazing down at their smartphone.
Forum: The Pit 11-25-2014, 11:00 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 2,180
Posted By Lord_Doku
Freedom is not an American export... it's...

Freedom is not an American export... it's French... yuck.
Forum: The Pit 11-25-2014, 10:49 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 2,180
Posted By Lord_Doku
Just another day in the land where they were once...

Just another day in the land where they were once completely taken by surprise, 2 years into a global war.

And to those of you saying that he was only 12: what were you like when you were 12? I...
Forum: The Pit 11-25-2014, 10:42 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 629
Posted By Lord_Doku
"I think my art is good, so I deserve all...

"I think my art is good, so I deserve all the credit and all the money."

That's pretty much what Tom sounds like right there.
Forum: The Pit 11-22-2014, 08:29 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 599
Posted By Lord_Doku
Trends can go suck the dicks they crave.

Trends can go suck the dicks they crave.
Forum: The Pit 11-21-2014, 07:28 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 2,446
Posted By Lord_Doku
If they didn't want this to happen, they...

If they didn't want this to happen, they shouldn't have given the President the authority to begin with.
Forum: The Pit 11-21-2014, 02:20 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 916
Posted By Lord_Doku
The irony here is that this fair maiden is making...

The irony here is that this fair maiden is making herself look utterly boring by having this obsession with being 'special' or 'interesting'. Hah.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 10:48 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 271
Posted By Lord_Doku
I post shitty comments on news articles here on...

I post shitty comments on news articles here on UG and pretend to be an enormous bellend at Burger King.
Forum: The Pit 11-20-2014, 10:46 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,591
Posted By Lord_Doku
I want. I will. One is fluid like a river The...

I want.
I will.

One is fluid like a river
The other is set in stone.

Maybe trolling is too deep for you.
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2014, 01:41 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 739
Posted By Lord_Doku
Media is not the root evil. Media is more like an...

Media is not the root evil. Media is more like an amplifier. Following that metaphor, people should really get a new amp.
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2014, 01:40 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,548
Posted By Lord_Doku
It wiggles up or down, give or take. It's right...

It wiggles up or down, give or take. It's right around the corner in the near vicinity of an absolute but not so far away that it's of no relevance, just about.

It is a one-character method of...
Forum: The Pit 11-18-2014, 01:38 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,014
Posted By Lord_Doku
In an ideal world, we'd have replicators to feed...

In an ideal world, we'd have replicators to feed us delicious meals while we listen to androids performing Mozart as they try to learn the essence of humanity, all at magnificent velocity and with...
Forum: The Pit 11-15-2014, 04:25 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 1,593
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'd rather be forced to pay tax by law than by...

I'd rather be forced to pay tax by law than by peer pressure.

That said, I certainly wouldn't pay taxes.
Forum: The Pit 11-14-2014, 12:14 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,078
Posted By Lord_Doku
AutoCorrect has never been a problem for me. Just...

AutoCorrect has never been a problem for me. Just look at what it thinks you're trying to type rather than the letters or the page. Jesus guys, people act like they can only drive a car by looking at...
Forum: The Pit 11-14-2014, 12:11 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 2,596
Posted By Lord_Doku
This probe cost a billion euro's. I'd say that's...

This probe cost a billion euro's. I'd say that's a fair price for the first comet landing ever. (also the first snapshots of a comet close-up..... properly close up, not this candid photography of...
Forum: The Pit 11-14-2014, 12:08 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 5,218
Posted By Lord_Doku
First- and second-wave feminism didn't ruin the...

First- and second-wave feminism didn't ruin the Pit. Isaac ruined the Pit.

and maybe the third-wave. *flame shield*
Forum: The Pit 11-12-2014, 09:14 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,038
Posted By Lord_Doku
Looks like ordinary ITV production values to me.

Looks like ordinary ITV production values to me.
Forum: The Pit 11-12-2014, 09:11 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 2,596
Posted By Lord_Doku
I've heard that it actually has the guy who...

I've heard that it actually has the guy who played Sirius Back in the HP movies in the blackground. Quite a bright point in the whole movie, some critics say.
Forum: The Pit 11-12-2014, 09:09 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,245
Posted By Lord_Doku
The best course was History, bar none. We always...

The best course was History, bar none. We always got to do amazing shit like watch Dr. Strangelove, debate the values and vices of propaganda, listen to anti-war songs and **** up all the tests...
Forum: The Pit 11-12-2014, 09:06 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 626
Posted By Lord_Doku
This child-loving caring black man already had a...

This child-loving caring black man already had a meme: Pokeymang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_GvNw93eJ4
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2014, 12:01 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,124
Posted By Lord_Doku
Fender Bass VI, but I don't know how rare those...

Fender Bass VI, but I don't know how rare those are. They're certainly not common.
Forum: The Pit 11-11-2014, 11:00 AM
Replies: 117
Poll: state flags
Views: 1,835
Posted By Lord_Doku
I like how New Zealand is bitching about the...

I like how New Zealand is bitching about the Union Jack on their flag while Hawaii doesn't give a shit.

Also, Florida's flag is the way it is because it used to be a Spanish colony. There are...
Forum: The Pit 11-07-2014, 08:09 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,185
Posted By Lord_Doku
Nice spire. I wonder how long it will take before...

Nice spire. I wonder how long it will take before some edgy Hollywood director decides to impale a plane with it.
Forum: The Pit 11-07-2014, 08:08 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 941
Posted By Lord_Doku
And 80s, and 90s, and naughties, and today. This...

And 80s, and 90s, and naughties, and today. This starts to look like a trend.
Forum: The Pit 11-07-2014, 08:06 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 196
Posted By Lord_Doku
I don't trust Belgian media. They might pull a...

I don't trust Belgian media. They might pull a grenade and throw the pin.
Forum: The Pit 11-07-2014, 08:04 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,123
Posted By Lord_Doku
William III, the protestant statesman of another...

William III, the protestant statesman of another country marries a protestant princess after the deposition of her catholic father.

Shrek, the proud ogre and owner of a swamp marries an ogre...
Forum: The Pit 11-07-2014, 07:56 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 804
Posted By Lord_Doku
"I am the master and commander of my...

"I am the master and commander of my life" - Every adolescent with a passion for predictability
Forum: The Pit 11-07-2014, 07:55 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 941
Posted By Lord_Doku
Key difference though, is that old people aren't...

Key difference though, is that old people aren't alone in hating on Bieber. Another difference is that he hasn't brought anything new to the table except for the way he was discovered.
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