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Forum: The Pit 09-12-2013, 10:36 AM
Replies: 14,639
Views: 248,041
Posted By jimejames
well it's not magic mushroom picking season in...

well it's not magic mushroom picking season in australia at the moment so not a lot of point asking aussies

in other news, apparently sodomy is now a drug...
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2013, 10:26 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 714
Posted By jimejames
saving for retirement at 22 seems a bit...

saving for retirement at 22 seems a bit miserable

save for an around-the-world holiday, or to buy a house, or an epic van with custom interiors or something

if you're gonna live long enough to...
Forum: The Pit 10-11-2012, 11:05 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,391
Posted By jimejames
his standup is untouchable his tv show is...

his standup is untouchable

his tv show is nowhere near as good but it's still thoroughly enjoyable
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2012, 07:56 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,248
Posted By jimejames
Am I missing something here? Don't ordinary...

Am I missing something here? Don't ordinary people in the USA have extraordinarily good access to firearms? What's the point in banning certain kinds of knives in a country full of automatic...
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2012, 04:06 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,872
Posted By jimejames
I cut my hair short about 6 or 7 years ago I...

I cut my hair short about 6 or 7 years ago

I could still get laid, but I had to depend on having a personality, which I found tedious

It's waaaaaaaaaaaay easier with it grown out
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2012, 01:35 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,872
Posted By jimejames
I don't understand all this shit about how you...

I don't understand all this shit about how you can still get laid with short hair..

You can light a fire without matches or a lighter.. and you can have fun without drugs or alcohol

but these are...
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2012, 12:48 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,872
Posted By jimejames
going from long hair to getting a good haircut is...

going from long hair to getting a good haircut is an extremely short process that involves no scissors
Forum: The Pit 10-10-2012, 12:43 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,872
Posted By jimejames
short hair is for your accountant and ricky martin

short hair is for your accountant and ricky martin
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2012, 12:16 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 2,925
Posted By jimejames
Your intentions strike me as prudent and...

Your intentions strike me as prudent and warranted.
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2012, 12:14 PM
Replies: 80
Poll: Prius.
Views: 1,288
Posted By jimejames
The Prius et al aren't necessarily built for it,...

The Prius et al aren't necessarily built for it, but a 1.8L hybrid can be a lot quicker off the mark than a big V8. The V8 has enough glovebox space for the solar...
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2012, 12:06 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 196
Posted By jimejames
Here in Australia, when you write a song you...

Here in Australia, when you write a song you automatically own the copyright simply because you wrote it

patents and trademarks are different, and have to be applied for

our way seems like a...
Forum: The Pit 10-09-2012, 12:01 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 2,925
Posted By jimejames
Driving with a high BAC is never okay Driving...

Driving with a high BAC is never okay

Driving while you're tripping on acid is also never okay, unless you were really good at that rainbow level on Mario Kart 64
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2012, 01:52 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,872
Posted By jimejames
This is really weird Where I come from, gay is...

This is really weird

Where I come from, gay is when you have a dick up your arse
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2012, 01:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 766
Posted By jimejames
if you can't hear distorted guitar it's usually...

if you can't hear distorted guitar it's usually cos the tone sucks - too much gain and overly scooped mids are the main culprits

if you can't hear vocals most of the time it's cos the singer can't...
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2012, 01:42 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,774
Posted By jimejames
With me it was something you did for your bros,...

With me it was something you did for your bros, just because they were your bros and bros hook each other up. Then they'd give you a couple of beers or maybe roll a spliff for you as a thank you. ...
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2012, 01:12 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,774
Posted By jimejames
Shit man. When I was 17-18 that would have been...

Shit man. When I was 17-18 that would have been considered a pretty dick move. Unless your nearest bottle shop is like 100k away or something.
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2012, 12:42 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 1,774
Posted By jimejames
I did when I was 18 and my friends were 17. To...

I did when I was 18 and my friends were 17. To do it as a 30 year old I think it'd be a pretty seedy act.
Forum: The Pit 10-08-2012, 12:32 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,241
Posted By jimejames
To my shame, I thoroughly enjoyed The Big Bang...

To my shame, I thoroughly enjoyed The Big Bang Theory once upon a time

That phase didn't last very long
Forum: The Pit 04-24-2012, 05:10 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 412
Posted By jimejames
i actually was kinda into the whole thing about...

i actually was kinda into the whole thing about drugs and sluts
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2012, 02:08 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,865
Posted By jimejames
do you drive a car? catch the bus? or even ride...

do you drive a car? catch the bus? or even ride a bike? just think how many farriers and stablehands you're putting out of business.

and what about switchboard operators? i sure hope you don't...
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2012, 02:02 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,865
Posted By jimejames
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and...

"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and ****. So unless your job's to help people shit or ****, it's not that important, so relax."
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2012, 12:04 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,801
Posted By jimejames
jesus fkn christ he learnt that stream of...

jesus fkn christ

he learnt that stream of ignorant garbage in a business degree ?
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2012, 11:47 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,801
Posted By jimejames
cut what crap? if you're going out of your way...

cut what crap? if you're going out of your way to sabotage somebody's business when you have a fiduciary relationship with them that's exactly what you're doing. there's no if or buts about...
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2012, 11:40 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 1,445
Posted By jimejames
that's a shitty job with hard work and crap...

that's a shitty job with hard work and crap money, and non-immigrants generally have better options. the ones that don't would usually rather just stay home and smoke bongs
Forum: The Pit 04-20-2012, 02:50 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,422
Posted By jimejames
perfect post

perfect post
Forum: The Pit 04-20-2012, 02:15 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,801
Posted By jimejames
everyone is influenced by ads there was a study...

everyone is influenced by ads

there was a study that showed that those who are the most insistent that they're not influenced by marketing are actually the ones most highly influenced by it
Forum: The Pit 04-20-2012, 01:50 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,801
Posted By jimejames
you have a very off-base idea of business ethics....

you have a very off-base idea of business ethics. it'd be unethical not to target the customers who are actually going to buy. otherwise i'm deliberately taking somebody's money and throwing it...
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2012, 03:16 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,231
Posted By jimejames
with a couple of very notable exceptions,...

with a couple of very notable exceptions, bassists are the ones too far up their own arses to party or to take drugs after the show. pretty errant behavious really. this same egotism makes them...
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2012, 12:51 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,305
Posted By jimejames
that guy is such a boring windbag and a great...

that guy is such a boring windbag and a great advertisment for hard drug use

he's just "blah blah blah blah blah" all the time

2 good songs and a catalogue of indifferent crap don't make a guy...
Forum: The Pit 04-18-2012, 10:12 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 1,801
Posted By jimejames
there's this american ad i saw on youtube where...

there's this american ad i saw on youtube where they actually pushed the notion that if you didin't drink their light beer you weren't really a proper man

as though there's anything at all manly...
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