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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 11:11 PM
Replies: 499
Views: 8,475
Posted By Ablast
I feel like I need to beat the meat

I feel like I need to beat the meat
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 10:08 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 804
Posted By Ablast
https://youtu.be/_AN3x2osYNk got dumped while...

https://youtu.be/_AN3x2osYNk

got dumped while listening to this song
Forum: The Pit 02-06-2016, 06:16 PM
Replies: 499
Views: 8,475
Posted By Ablast
still in, still in

still in, still in
Forum: The Pit 02-06-2016, 10:36 AM
Replies: 499
Views: 8,475
Posted By Ablast
still innn

still innn
Forum: The Pit 02-05-2016, 08:50 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 945
Posted By Ablast
pretty sure cults are still around. there's a...

pretty sure cults are still around.

there's a group of "protestants" where I used to live, seemed like a cult
Forum: The Pit 02-04-2016, 11:29 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 679
Posted By Ablast
gonna say Batman and lex Luther for DC, and...

gonna say Batman and lex Luther for DC, and Spider Man and Dr. Doom for Marvel
Forum: The Pit 02-04-2016, 04:58 PM
Replies: 499
Views: 8,475
Posted By Ablast
okay so what counts as a fap? spewing the goods...

okay so what counts as a fap? spewing the goods or even just slapping the little fella around?
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2016, 04:46 PM
Replies: 499
Views: 8,475
Posted By Ablast
still in, working diligently

still in, working diligently
Forum: The Pit 02-03-2016, 12:08 AM
Replies: 499
Views: 8,475
Posted By Ablast
hanging around my crush is actually keeping me...

hanging around my crush is actually keeping me from slamming the ham. not sure why
Forum: The Pit 02-01-2016, 06:18 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 826
Posted By Ablast
if you're gonna come out of the closet, you...

if you're gonna come out of the closet, you should do so fabulously
Forum: The Pit 01-31-2016, 06:06 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,586
Posted By Ablast
I'm going to beat the meat every minute for the...

I'm going to beat the meat every minute for the rest of the day.

if I'm lucky, my junk will be wrecked for months
Forum: The Pit 01-26-2016, 01:56 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,586
Posted By Ablast
I'm in, this sounds like it'll be like that...

I'm in, this sounds like it'll be like that episode of Seinfeld
Forum: The Pit 01-23-2016, 03:36 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,195
Posted By Ablast
dood, this is my tactic. tp that sits in the...

dood, this is my tactic.

tp that sits in the restroom is from dollar tree (8 for $1, I think) and I use that Charmin ultra (cha cha cha, charmin)
Forum: The Pit 01-21-2016, 05:36 PM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
I'm pretty much over it. I'm not the type to...

I'm pretty much over it.

I'm not the type to get completely wrecked when I get rejected or turned down. I just start to look elsewhere haha
Forum: The Pit 01-20-2016, 02:43 AM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
I'm currently 21, and yeah I was just completely...

I'm currently 21, and yeah I was just completely blown away and I still am
Forum: The Pit 01-20-2016, 01:08 AM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
well my crush, in her drowsy state, told me I'm...

well my crush, in her drowsy state, told me I'm too young for her (she's about 3 years older than me) and also that a friend of hers admitted feelings for her and she feels the same way.

so I'm...
Forum: The Pit 01-18-2016, 04:58 PM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
yeah, I'd say it's cool

yeah, I'd say it's cool
Forum: The Pit 01-17-2016, 10:31 PM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
cock blocked by my fucking nieces, they were...

cock blocked by my fucking nieces, they were supposed to leave haha I'm just super disappointed with this
Forum: The Pit 01-16-2016, 08:29 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 863
Posted By Ablast
I'm joking

I'm joking
Forum: The Pit 01-16-2016, 08:28 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 863
Posted By Ablast
boooooo you suck

boooooo you suck
Forum: The Pit 01-14-2016, 05:10 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 640
Posted By Ablast
Upset Ulrich Demented Dusty Psychotic...

Upset Ulrich

Demented Dusty

Psychotic Phil

Wild Willy
Forum: The Pit 01-14-2016, 02:28 PM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
I think I'm just going to leave her alone for a...

I think I'm just going to leave her alone for a bit, I don't see her until I work on Sunday so I'll just cut off contact until then

you guise think that's wise?
Forum: The Pit 01-14-2016, 11:13 AM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
my previous post from up there ^^

my previous post from up there ^^
Forum: The Pit 01-13-2016, 11:42 PM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
I'm really lost here haha I'm just going to eat a...

I'm really lost here haha I'm just going to eat a entire pizza and go to sleep
Forum: The Pit 01-13-2016, 12:56 AM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
okay, I'm still kind of lost but not...

okay, I'm still kind of lost but not entirely.

so about a week ago, when my crush crashed out at my apartment, she told me sleep on my bed and she'd take the couch. so around 2 am, she came into my...
Forum: The Pit 01-12-2016, 04:37 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 844
Posted By Ablast
Ablast

Ablast
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2016, 04:19 PM
Replies: 9,005
Views: 211,172
Posted By Ablast
Ya, toadally

Ya, toadally
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2016, 12:33 AM
Replies: 3,415
Views: 32,190
Posted By Ablast
Constantine is dope, killer TV show

Constantine is dope, killer TV show
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2016, 12:30 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 667
Posted By Ablast
kiss the south mouth

kiss the south mouth
Forum: The Pit 01-10-2016, 12:11 AM
Replies: 3,415
Views: 32,190
Posted By Ablast
that was such a hot exchange

that was such a hot exchange
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