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Forum: The Pit Today, 07:48 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 774
Posted By Nelshizzle
I skipped a lot in HS. Got caught by police and...

I skipped a lot in HS. Got caught by police and my friends and we were stoned af. The two truency officers brought us back to school at like period 5. Crazy late.

I just skipped all day and chilled...
Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 01:42 AM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApN1cZoiX4w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApN1cZoiX4w
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 07:52 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 337
Posted By Nelshizzle
Imagine actually winning shit? Like actually...

Imagine actually winning shit? Like actually winning shit and being like "Yes! I finally won some shit". Then your family is proud of you because you won some shit, and you end up being the proud...
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 07:50 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 2,120
Posted By Nelshizzle
Forget about it man. Op is asking for something...

Forget about it man. Op is asking for something that I didn't even think was a thing of a thing of a thing.
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 12:55 AM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
Doesn't sound like you won it today. If someone...

Doesn't sound like you won it today.

If someone can't be considerate to call and tell you they can't make it will continue to be inconsiderate to who you are as a person. Just sayin'.

Would you...
Forum: The Pit 09-14-2014, 12:50 AM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
On to the next one. If she tries to contact you...

On to the next one. If she tries to contact you don't even bother.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 09:18 PM
Replies: 17,633
Views: 218,056
Posted By Nelshizzle
DS2 is the gay stepson of the Dark Souls series.

DS2 is the gay stepson of the Dark Souls series.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 09:17 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 694
Posted By Nelshizzle
I sleep it off until the next day because im like...

I sleep it off until the next day because im like a sloth animal.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 09:15 PM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
A F :peace:

A F :peace:
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 09:13 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,573
Posted By Nelshizzle
I tried to date this girl in pima community...

I tried to date this girl in pima community college and she turned out to be a bible purist. The more I got to know her the more she would quote verses from the bible. Eventually she asked me if I...
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 09:10 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,238
Posted By Nelshizzle
Pour your beer into the Thai food so that the...

Pour your beer into the Thai food so that the beer can drip from the side of the box onto the floor and all over your lap so you can truly feel the flavor.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 09:07 PM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
I took A class in responsibility before. I got a...

I took A class in responsibility before.

I got a F to take my D and let me C in her A.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 09:01 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 825
Posted By Nelshizzle
I also set a kids hair on fire on the bus because...

I also set a kids hair on fire on the bus because he looked like a mouse.

I think it was good for me to move from new york city...
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 07:34 PM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
Stop sexing the nazis Axelfox.

Stop sexing the nazis Axelfox.
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 05:48 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,062
Posted By Nelshizzle
That first bite of a fruit/peach after a few...

That first bite of a fruit/peach after a few hours of not eating anything and you get that intense taste sensation in the back of your mouth/side tongue and it kind of hurts, but then it goes away...
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 05:44 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 825
Posted By Nelshizzle
Broke a car window with a brick, stole everything...

Broke a car window with a brick, stole everything inside.

Broke a house window with a ice ball. Broke another car window with a b.b. gun, while the people were driving. Went to court for that...
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 05:40 PM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
It's not prejudice. It's the equivalent of a kid...

It's not prejudice.

It's the equivalent of a kid from school making fun of another kid from school because he wears a my little pony backpack to school.

We're not being prejudice, we're just...
Forum: The Pit 09-13-2014, 01:30 AM
Replies: 4,059
Views: 59,298
Posted By Nelshizzle
This. By the time I get a PS4 i'll be playing...

This.

By the time I get a PS4 i'll be playing games that'll be waaaaaaay more amazing than this bullshit.

If they talk about discounts on purchasing a new nex gen version i'll consider it, but...
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2014, 07:14 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 932
Posted By Nelshizzle
Is this the same thing as ladyboy? If so count me...

Is this the same thing as ladyboy? If so count me out.
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2014, 07:05 PM
Replies: 17,633
Views: 218,056
Posted By Nelshizzle
I am Pirate King Neho II, born of my father Neho...

I am Pirate King Neho II, born of my father Neho the cruel, wielder of Black Death Valyrian Steel, notorious slave trader of the Stepstone Islands. I've traveled to far away lands with my...
Forum: The Pit 09-12-2014, 02:25 AM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
Eating Peter Piper Pizza #pipeher #eating

Eating Peter Piper Pizza #pipeher #eating
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 10:13 PM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 10:08 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,042
Posted By Nelshizzle
I love how theres a random blond girl in the...

I love how theres a random blond girl in the audience just sitting there and taking it all in. Like she's there to counter his pupils guidance by knowing the secret to douchebaggery, only to succumb...
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 10:06 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 677
Posted By Nelshizzle
September firth Dready... September firth...

September firth Dready...

September firth...
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 10:05 PM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
not deep sea but did you sea the one about the...

not deep sea but did you sea the one about the whales?
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 10:04 PM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
nigga you blind, i said i aint gonna get no damn...

nigga you blind, i said i aint gonna get no damn game cuz life is tough and shit needs unclogging (reference to the shitbag thread).
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 10:03 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,042
Posted By Nelshizzle
How to pick up fat chicks by being a total shit....

How to pick up fat chicks by being a total shit. If you really really need advice on how to pick up a fat girl by being a total shit, you'll only grow as a long shit, long enough to be able to slide...
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 09:52 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,042
Posted By Nelshizzle
This guy is a shit on a shit platter.

This guy is a shit on a shit platter.
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 09:50 PM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
but im waiting to purchase my ps4. ;_; I wont...

but im waiting to purchase my ps4. ;_;

I wont get it until march of next year.
Forum: The Pit 09-11-2014, 09:39 PM
Replies: 5,255
Views: 48,746
Posted By Nelshizzle
I thought that the screenshot of the moonlit snow...

I thought that the screenshot of the moonlit snow was Destiny. I really need to go out more often. :/
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