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Forum: The Pit 03-27-2015, 08:45 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 730
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm refraining from pointing out the things I...

I'm refraining from pointing out the things I could be doing today.
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2015, 06:04 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,232
Posted By Lord_Doku
1) Don't eat snacks 2) Don't consume fizzy...

1) Don't eat snacks
2) Don't consume fizzy drinks
3) Move more without relying on motorized transport
4) Ignore what your friends have to say about your weight, since it doesn't matter in the real...
Forum: The Pit 03-16-2015, 06:01 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 287
Posted By Lord_Doku
Teach her the tonic alphabet. C, D, E, F, G, A,...

Teach her the tonic alphabet. C, D, E, F, G, A, B. One at a time, correct her fingering if she struggles, and do some research on some songs by One Direction and the other members of Disney's...
Forum: The Pit 03-06-2015, 10:05 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,153
Posted By Lord_Doku
Let's see... Sources please. I think you'll...

Let's see...


Sources please.


I think you'll find these people to pronounce such extreme views only to attract the media, but I don't know any of them so I can't tell for sure.


Need I repeat...
Forum: The Pit 03-05-2015, 10:17 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 6,341
Posted By Lord_Doku
Carface The tragic tale of a man with no normal...

Carface
The tragic tale of a man with no normal face.

Taxi River
Real-life documentary portraying cab drivers in their natural habitat.

The Blues Brother
Non-stop action comedy about Elwood who...
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 09:30 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 923
Posted By Lord_Doku
Don't use that cheap knockoff of the proper Low...

Don't use that cheap knockoff of the proper Low Country original jenever. It's a cheap knockoff.

Really, the original tastes much better imo
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 09:22 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 521
Posted By Lord_Doku
The cremation was about to start When an old man...

The cremation was about to start
When an old man initiated a fart
Confusion made people follow his lead
Laughing so hard that they all peed
A will has never been this thorough
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 09:20 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,002
Posted By Lord_Doku
When I read the initial bits of OP, I wondered if...

When I read the initial bits of OP, I wondered if this had anything to do with A432 being the best tuning in the world. The rest was quite disappointing.
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 05:25 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,403
Posted By Lord_Doku
Spock is kill.

Spock is kill.
Forum: The Pit 02-25-2015, 06:55 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,291
Posted By Lord_Doku
It's a Dutch word. "Ludiek". Ludiek is...

It's a Dutch word. "Ludiek".

Ludiek is when someone does something rather unique for the first time, but more often than not it's not interesting or plain boring. You will find alot of the rural...
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2015, 10:01 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 314
Posted By Lord_Doku
I henceforth declare I Cum Blood a valid...

I henceforth declare I Cum Blood a valid suggestion.
Forum: The Pit 02-23-2015, 09:58 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,004
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'd ask her to join me to see what happens, play...

I'd ask her to join me to see what happens, play around with a camera before she stops by my house, accidentally leave it recording while I answer the door, be forced to sit on a chair as she...
Forum: The Pit 02-22-2015, 08:21 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 934
Posted By Lord_Doku
atom = 1 universe = 100 Earth is propably less...

atom = 1
universe = 100

Earth is propably less than 1.000000005 then
Forum: The Pit 02-15-2015, 12:50 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,175
Posted By Lord_Doku
When I first heard Uptown Funk, I thought I was...

When I first heard Uptown Funk, I thought I was playing GTA Vice City, but then I realised it was a Top 40s chart and reckoned I could predict where society is going.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 10:08 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,838
Posted By Lord_Doku
You may be on to something. Better patent that...

You may be on to something. Better patent that thought, and sell it to Apple before the drunks start sending you death threats.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:30 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 957
Posted By Lord_Doku
Well I suppose graduation is an achievement, as...

Well I suppose graduation is an achievement, as is playing guitar and bass properly, but there is no greater achievement than being able to speak English with an English accent.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:25 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 965
Posted By Lord_Doku
Here's what society has taught me. Democracy =...

Here's what society has taught me.

Democracy = Oligarchy
Freedom of Speech = Selective Liberty
Free Press = Capitalism's Third Leg (because ads, yay)
State Press = Socialism's Third Leg (because...
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:13 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 1,959
Posted By Lord_Doku
http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif We could have...

http://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif



We could have stopped it.
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 08:08 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 3,838
Posted By Lord_Doku
1. Because to alot of Christians, only Homo...

1. Because to alot of Christians, only Homo Sapiens can be the perfect Divine creation. Our racially categorized ancestors, such as Homo Erectus, must be imperfect because they aren't around any...
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 07:56 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,322
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm not sure. At the very least, we're living in...

I'm not sure. At the very least, we're living in the Golden Age of Technology, which allows us to relive all of our greatest moments. (as well as all of our foulest should we so desire)
Forum: The Pit 02-06-2015, 05:45 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 2,677
Posted By Lord_Doku
Able-ist? This better be a troll thread. EDIT:...

Able-ist? This better be a troll thread.

EDIT: Just read through it, wow.
Forum: The Pit 02-06-2015, 05:40 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 766
Posted By Lord_Doku
All I can say, is the French had this nice thread...

All I can say, is the French had this nice thread coming.
Forum: The Pit 01-31-2015, 10:15 PM
Replies: 471
Views: 7,010
Posted By Lord_Doku
Penguin bowling will be much more successful....

Penguin bowling will be much more successful. Guaranteed.
Forum: The Pit 01-25-2015, 06:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 250
Posted By Lord_Doku
The only reason The Office US could be...

The only reason The Office US could be (subjectively) better, is Steve Carrell.
Forum: The Pit 01-13-2015, 07:23 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,454
Posted By Lord_Doku
It's like knad, only in reverse, and much more...

It's like knad, only in reverse, and much more dank.
Forum: The Pit 01-13-2015, 05:16 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 979
Posted By Lord_Doku
I'm awkward. No reason, just awkward.

I'm awkward. No reason, just awkward.
Forum: The Pit 01-13-2015, 05:15 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,550
Posted By Lord_Doku
Maybe proceedings in Toronto aren't based on...

Maybe proceedings in Toronto aren't based on emotions but rather on rational inquiry. They might want to prove it before they charge it.
Forum: The Pit 01-11-2015, 11:03 AM
Replies: 209
Views: 3,357
Posted By Lord_Doku
Obviously the state just wants to keep her alive...

Obviously the state just wants to keep her alive so she can pay taxes until she finally recieves her retirement fund at the age of 96.
Forum: The Pit 01-07-2015, 12:19 PM
Replies: 569
Views: 10,430
Posted By Lord_Doku
The Abrahamic religions have a 'hierarchy' of...

The Abrahamic religions have a 'hierarchy' of sorts, the Christian one being the most state-like. (Pepo the Pope > Cardinals > Curia > etc.)
There is also a general consensus regarding what's good...
Forum: The Pit 01-04-2015, 08:59 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,086
Posted By Lord_Doku
That was beautiful.

That was beautiful.
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