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Forum: The Pit Yesterday, 02:09 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 540
Posted By -Mantra-
Go get laid, nerds.

Go get laid, nerds.
Forum: The Pit 03-26-2015, 01:30 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,536
Posted By -Mantra-
You know what I'm scared of? I just saw a video...

You know what I'm scared of?

I just saw a video of a woman breaking her leg on a leg press. Tomorrow is leg day and now I'm scared to use a leg press :cry:
Forum: The Pit 03-18-2015, 07:16 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,812
Posted By -Mantra-
"Poop accident" "Alotporn...

"Poop accident"
"Alotporn plate" (I don't understand this one)
"Shampoo masturbation"
"Green"
"Nipple sex"
"Cigar sex"
Forum: The Pit 03-17-2015, 06:26 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 685
Posted By -Mantra-
I dreamt that I was half-naked with Jennifer...

I dreamt that I was half-naked with Jennifer Lopez and ready to get it on, but she was turned off by Jim Carrey always jumping into the room to try to catch us on the act. So nothing happened.

And...
Forum: The Pit 03-14-2015, 04:06 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 969
Posted By -Mantra-
Yeah, also there are starving children in Africa....

Yeah, also there are starving children in Africa. But it could still be worse.
Forum: The Pit 03-02-2015, 06:54 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,197
Posted By -Mantra-
I like dicks. I'm not attracted to guys even, but...

I like dicks. I'm not attracted to guys even, but I just really like erect dicks.
Forum: The Pit 02-27-2015, 02:01 PM
Replies: 37,202
Views: 490,293
Posted By -Mantra-
I finished Max Payne 3 the second time and I...

I finished Max Payne 3 the second time and I still didn't find an answer to the question "Fall guy for what?"
Forum: The Pit 02-18-2015, 06:28 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 915
Posted By -Mantra-
Thats why I'd never want to have a roommate. I'd...

Thats why I'd never want to have a roommate. I'd hate having to aimlessly walk around outside or sit on a bench somewhere for a few hours cus I'd have nowhere to go.
Forum: The Pit 02-15-2015, 10:29 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 858
Posted By -Mantra-
I feel lonely and miserable on all the other days...

I feel lonely and miserable on all the other days aswell. So quit whining.
Forum: The Pit 02-15-2015, 08:13 PM
Replies: 37,202
Views: 490,293
Posted By -Mantra-
Or you can go on Steam settings - downloads and...

Or you can go on Steam settings - downloads and allow it during gameplay.

Or go in your Steam library and right click on a game - properties - updates and change it to allow background downloads if...
Forum: The Pit 02-14-2015, 09:30 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,448
Posted By -Mantra-
I'm gonna eat ice cream and play Spec Ops: The...

I'm gonna eat ice cream and play Spec Ops: The Line on this happy day :)
Forum: The Pit 02-12-2015, 11:05 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,003
Posted By -Mantra-
Your friend is a douche and you're a douche who...

Your friend is a douche and you're a douche who does what everyone else tells him to do.
Forum: The Pit 01-27-2015, 11:51 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,962
Posted By -Mantra-
I'm disappointed... your friend should've done...

I'm disappointed... your friend should've done like a really shitty freestyle rap for Adam. Just running away was so anticlimatic :n:
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 10:09 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,263
Posted By -Mantra-
Be physically strong, tough, be able to fix...

Be physically strong, tough, be able to fix everything, be ready to bang whenever opportunity arises, be passionate about football, beer, cars (only three things you're allowed to be passionate...
Forum: The Pit 01-06-2015, 07:30 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 870
Posted By -Mantra-
When my parents broke up I heard them arguing one...

When my parents broke up I heard them arguing one night. My mom yelled out something about my dad regreting of having me when she was pregnant or something like that. I don't remember exactly.
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2015, 12:44 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,343
Posted By -Mantra-
...

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1khmuVyK--/tlay9fptjsdekta5x2da.gif
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2015, 12:36 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 5,798
Posted By -Mantra-
In 2014? Nope... nor any year before that :haha:

In 2014? Nope... nor any year before that :haha:
Forum: The Pit 01-01-2015, 09:36 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,343
Posted By -Mantra-
I think the more important question is do you eat...

I think the more important question is do you eat the boogers you pick or wipe them on a tissue.
Forum: The Pit 12-31-2014, 09:49 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,045
Posted By -Mantra-
Yeah, women think about sex aswell. Big surprise.

Yeah, women think about sex aswell. Big surprise.
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2014, 12:27 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 3,455
Posted By -Mantra-
I got a new guitar! Actually I bought it... and...

I got a new guitar!

Actually I bought it... and it was today... I didn't get anything for christmas.
Forum: The Pit 12-30-2014, 12:11 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 310
Posted By -Mantra-
Want me to whisper you a secret?

Want me to whisper you a secret?
Forum: The Pit 12-25-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 973
Posted By -Mantra-
Didn't get drunk, but watched "Guardians of...

Didn't get drunk, but watched "Guardians of the Galaxy" and playing Brütal Legend all alone.
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 10:20 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 2,723
Posted By -Mantra-
I thought about rejecting your friend request...

I thought about rejecting your friend request just to mess with you, but then I remembered I don't really have that many friends so... Ayyy lmao
Forum: The Pit 12-22-2014, 08:29 PM
Replies: 2,000
Views: 121,514
Posted By -Mantra-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lApckdtQFQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lApckdtQFQ
Forum: The Pit 12-16-2014, 01:27 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 2,975
Posted By -Mantra-
Yeah, never understood guy's obsession over...

Yeah, never understood guy's obsession over it.
I'd try it if she asked, but otherwise not interested.
Forum: The Pit 12-14-2014, 04:17 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,813
Posted By -Mantra-
I don't think so. I never even post or link...

I don't think so. I never even post or link anything, just have it so I can hold contact with people.
Forum: The Pit 12-13-2014, 04:51 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,861
Posted By -Mantra-
I'm an outcast loser, so idk... probably omega.

I'm an outcast loser, so idk... probably omega.
Forum: The Pit 12-11-2014, 08:32 PM
Replies: 92
Poll: Chest Hair
Views: 1,981
Posted By -Mantra-
I don't have chest hair nor do I want any.

I don't have chest hair nor do I want any.
Forum: The Pit 11-22-2014, 08:02 AM
Replies: 221
Views: 4,619
Posted By -Mantra-
The way I play video games is probably pathetic...

The way I play video games is probably pathetic :haha:
Forum: The Pit 11-21-2014, 11:59 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 316
Posted By -Mantra-
Bullies, thats all.

Bullies, thats all.
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