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Forum: The Pit 05-22-2015, 09:00 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,066
Posted By Jehannum
My answer is simply, "not me".

My answer is simply, "not me".
Forum: The Pit 05-22-2015, 05:09 AM
Replies: 186
Views: 2,939
Posted By Jehannum
Embarrassing.

Embarrassing.
Forum: Acoustic & Classical Guitar 05-21-2015, 05:05 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 129
Posted By Jehannum
Never. When they're completely worn down you'll...

Never. When they're completely worn down you'll be good enough to play fretless.
Forum: The Pit 05-20-2015, 07:02 AM
Replies: 48
Poll: Would you?
Views: 1,062
Posted By Jehannum
I'm not sure whether a Down's person and a...

I'm not sure whether a Down's person and a non-Down's person can reproduce. Don't the chromosomes have to match?
Forum: The Pit 05-20-2015, 06:55 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 771
Posted By Jehannum
renaissance music guitar

renaissance music guitar
Forum: The Pit 05-20-2015, 06:46 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 775
Posted By Jehannum
I used to have that problem but not with my...

I used to have that problem but not with my current glasses nor the pair before.

A crucial factor is the shape of the pieces that loop over the ear. These can easily be heat-moulded by the optician...
Forum: Musician Talk 05-19-2015, 08:11 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 954
Posted By Jehannum
I answered in terms of songwriting, not...

I answered in terms of songwriting, not performance.

Melody.
Forum: The Pit 05-19-2015, 08:09 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 540
Posted By Jehannum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df3-jTGM9vA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df3-jTGM9vA
Forum: The Pit 05-18-2015, 10:56 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 2,283
Posted By Jehannum
Only one, a supply teacher from Africa, for a...

Only one, a supply teacher from Africa, for a single English lesson at secondary school.
Forum: Musician Talk 05-14-2015, 09:48 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,791
Posted By Jehannum
There's an equation: value is what you get out...

There's an equation: value is what you get out divided by what you have to put in. I came to realise that I was getting a value less than 1, so I gave up pursuing theory beyond a certain point.

Some...
Forum: Bandleading 05-14-2015, 09:41 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,196
Posted By Jehannum
Find E, F and G.

Find E, F and G.
Forum: The Pit 05-10-2015, 02:56 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 2,765
Posted By Jehannum
^****. There should be a tax on being a ****....

^****.

There should be a tax on being a ****. You'd be top payer. Unless I slit your ****ing throat first.
Forum: The Pit 05-08-2015, 07:38 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,633
Posted By Jehannum
I did, long ago. A guy came into my work today...

I did, long ago.

A guy came into my work today with gelled hair. First time I'd seen that in years.

Cosmic coincidence, with this thread.
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2015, 06:50 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,152
Posted By Jehannum
I liked the student look so I asked her to wear...

I liked the student look so I asked her to wear her spectacles while riding me.
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2015, 06:45 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 745
Posted By Jehannum
I spent a couple of weeks and a couple of...

I spent a couple of weeks and a couple of thousand Euros in Paris failing to find a decent meal. Their cuisine, and their attitude towards it, is bullshit.

Foie gras is the quintessential food of...
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2015, 06:27 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 524
Posted By Jehannum
If the dentist tells you "it's pressure, not...

If the dentist tells you "it's pressure, not pain", feel free to apply some "pressure" to his face. I had this with a hack dentist extracting my tooth when I was screaming the surgery down in...
Forum: The Pit 05-06-2015, 06:22 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 867
Posted By Jehannum
David Callan

David Callan
Forum: The Pit 05-01-2015, 04:15 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 1,307
Posted By Jehannum
Dog Eat Dog Ass

Dog Eat Dog Ass
Forum: Recording 04-29-2015, 07:56 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 596
Posted By Jehannum
The biggest issue, to me, is the doubling of...

The biggest issue, to me, is the doubling of guitars.

If you double yourself it will sound completely different from two guitarists.

If you have clear preference, you (the band) should make that...
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 10:39 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 867
Posted By Jehannum
Another Zen saying: "Damage is currently...

Another Zen saying: "Damage is currently beyond the capacity of auto repair circuits."

Five characters:

The Doctor
Columbo
The Freak
Zen
6
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 10:16 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 378
Posted By Jehannum
Division by zero is undefined.

Division by zero is undefined.
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 09:47 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 378
Posted By Jehannum
^No

^No
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 09:46 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,045
Posted By Jehannum
I look like the milkman.

I look like the milkman.
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 07:06 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,056
Posted By Jehannum
I've never wanted a relationship with a car. To...

I've never wanted a relationship with a car. To me that's like wanting a relationship with a lift (elevator), a printer or a microwave oven.

I don't want to give a damn what gear the car's in. I...
Forum: The Pit 04-23-2015, 06:58 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 378
Posted By Jehannum
This

This
Forum: The Pit 04-22-2015, 05:20 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,047
Posted By Jehannum
What if you have a physical health problem that...

What if you have a physical health problem that stops you from working out or running? Are you allowed to be depressed then?
Forum: The Pit 04-22-2015, 05:13 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 4,834
Posted By Jehannum
No one can be this dumb.

No one can be this dumb.
Forum: The Pit 04-22-2015, 07:31 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,056
Posted By Jehannum
I learned on a clutch-drive car. I drove a...

I learned on a clutch-drive car. I drove a clutch-drive car for several years.

Now I use automatic and would never go back.

I think the clutch is something that should have been made obsolete years...
Forum: Musician Talk 04-22-2015, 07:25 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 534
Posted By Jehannum
You sound like you've got your own way of...

You sound like you've got your own way of learning and it works for you so keep doing it.

Listen to other opinions by all means, but extract just the helpful or useful parts. You don't need a...
Forum: The Pit 04-22-2015, 07:17 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 813
Posted By Jehannum
Some of us moved on to a different place, and...

Some of us moved on to a different place, and it's cool, you know. Just like The Pit used to be. We'd didn't tell everyone where it was. Some people might not quite fit in.
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